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Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Penned Con Report

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Here’s Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books. Enjoy! Ask questions! Get your books.

 

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Penned Con Report

And other free books are on the linked page too.

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Day 1

Thursday, September 20, my assistant Tori Smith and I arrived at the Red Lion hotel in City Center block of St. Louis. The hotel is a repurposed block of downtown St. Louis, complete with three thirteen-story atriums. The Penned Con convention resided on the lucky thirteenth floor. Gander at these pictures from the outdoor lounge:

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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

This is one of those posts where you will laugh and get free stuff. How? Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–that’s how I find funny stuff.

But what about the free stuff? I’m in touch with a lot of authors and I find free stuff on the internet. Let’s start with the funny things.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

How about Thor: Rangarok set to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’?

If this isn’t funny enough for you, post something funnier in this blog’s comments or send it to me. I’ll give a free ebook to the funniest link I get.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

How about a free newsletter from me? How about a free book? I’ve got these:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

I hold one drawing every month for my newsletter subscribers. Join now!

Your Next Funny

Did you like Thor: Rogarnok set to ABBA? How about Captain America Winter Soldier?

Your Next Freebie

Okay, maybe you don’t like books. How about audiobooks?

Listen to a free sample of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here:

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Or listen to My Undead Mother-in-law here:

 

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My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

If the vocal actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez portraying my wacky characters appeal to you, then get on the newsletter mailing list. I have a monthly drawing for a free audiobook, including the end of this month.

The Last Funny Bit

The Last Freebie

One of my author friends, Rik Ty is giving away free stories. Grab yours while you can!

Click here to get them!

And now, here’s some free nostalgia:

One More Thing

I love Weird Al Yankovic! Who else can out bizarre Lady Gaga?

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:

Then there’s this:

which is certainly fun to share with your friends.

Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:

 

That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Paranormal Privateers back cover – Click to get your preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly World Internet News – Fun And Educational!

“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:

The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.

Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.


Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.

Then you have this fun technology to play with.  Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!

I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Now, Your Free Giveaway

If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here.  This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.

With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.

I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll Say Goodbye With More Sean Flanagan art from my books

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Free Books Galore
Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

 

 

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Paranormal Privateers – click to buy now