What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you! You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp
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What do I mean by “A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You”?
Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.
First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.
Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.
Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a copy
And Shedd Aquarium, next to Navy Pier in Chicago. The zombie turkeys got in there too.
Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.
Finally, zombie turkeys get to have a scene with the President. You’ll have to read it in the book. But you can get an ebook for .99 (free, if you’re on Kindle Unlimited).
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You have a lot to be thankful for, just like Zombie Turkeys.
Reply and let me know. Put a comment below or email me. I’ll give a free ebook for the best comment!
As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?
My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!
Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?
Here’s the dedication:
To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.
Me, I’m going to Chambana Con! This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.
I’m happy as a zombie in a meat market to introduce my fellow blogger and zombie enthusiast, Michael Dinich. He wrote this scintillating guest blog post: “How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse” Enjoy and learn!
Hello Zombie Turkeys Fans.
I am Michael ‘AKA” Your Money Geek, and today I am going to share with you how to prepare financially for the Zombie Apocalypse. Why I am, I uniquely qualified to guide your dollars in preparation of Armageddon? Well, I have 20 years’ experience in the personal finance industry, and I am a money blogger.
In my 20 years of professional experience, I have helped clients navigate various financial disasters successfully. While I have no direct experience dealing with Zombie uprisings, I am a money blogger, and let’s be honest, when has a lack of real-world experience ever stopped a blogger form sharing their opinion?
I am however a 30+ year student of the Zombie genre, having cut my teeth on the Night of The Living Dead (1968) as a child. I was immediately enthralled and terrified, having realized the biggest threat to our survival was most likely Zombies. (Isn’t that the reason we all watch and read zombie martial? To ensure our survival)
Here is what you need to know to prepare your finances for the Z Poc.
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