Month: April 2020

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Where in the World are Andy Zach Fans?

Andy Zach Fans
Earthrise on the moon

Andy Zach Fans? Where are you? Like the ancient 1960s sitcom Car 54 it’s a question I asked of my newsletter subscribers. (Join here!)

Car 54 Where Are You? Intro

Next you’ll see the initial results of where my newsletter subscribers live.

Andy Zach Fans
The first 100 results of my survey

Why only the first one hundred survey responses? That’s all I get for free from Survey Monkey. But 150 people responded. I’m smarter than Survey Monkey! I got another source of information: from my newsletter supplier Mail Chimp. (What is it with simian themed programs?)

Andy Zach Fans
Silverback gorilla and blonde from Paaranormal Privateers

What does my newsletter show for click stats?

  1. North America 113
  2. South America 3
  3. Europe and UK 15
  4. Middle East and Africa 2
  5. Central Asia
  6. Southern Asia
  7. Eastern Asia
  8. Australia and Micronesia 11
  9. Somewhere else! Fill in below
    1. Zed-Zed-9-Triple-Zed-Alpha, of course.
    2.     Aotearoa

Cranking up my Excel spreadsheet and projecting over my whole newsletter list, the data looks like the following:

Free Stuff for Andy Zach Fans

Let’s begin with 94 free books. Click below.

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Maybe you want a free book from me? Try my first book, the comic zombie parody, Zombie Turkeys. Click the next image.

Zombie Turkeys covers
Front and back covers of Zombie Turkeys. Click to get your free copy.

Or, you can delight in the following video of Andy Zach reading from Zombie Turkeys.

Andy Zach reading Zombie Turkeys

Be sure to send me your comments!

Maybe you want a free audiobook? Here you go, complete with a free sample.

Best Stuff
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers and get a free copy.

You can also hear free samples of my other audiobooks:

Quizzes, Questions
Try out Zombie Turkeys audiobook
Listen to a sample of My Undead Mother-in-law
Taste the amazing Paranormal Privateers

Are you itching to get some audio laughs from me? You can buy them, or get them free from me by subscribing to my newsletter. Click here.

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Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me. If you can find funnier stuff, let me know! Let’s start off with this video snippet.

This meme addresses the burning issue of paper media versus electronic media. This controversy has been debated all my life. Which do you prefer? Ebooks or paperback or audiobooks? I’ve got all three in my Life After Life Chronicles series.

Your Five Funniest Memes - Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronicles
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles

The Second of Your Five Funniest Memes

Are you a Star Trek fan? Then you’ll love this next one.

Do you like Star Trek gnomes? How about cute hamsters, like this one:

The hamster Dancer from Secret Supers. Click to get a free copy of my latest audiobook.

Your Third Funny Meme of April

This next one is so relevant for today!

Do you have any pets? I have a black lab named Trip. Here’s a picture:

Five Funniest Memes
Andy Zach and Trip

Have you ever had to put the cone of shame around your dog or cat? We haven’t done so with Trip, but our previous lab, Diesel, needed on. He had an operation on a joint and had to be kept from picking out the stitches.

Your Fourth Funny Meme – a Video

How could a video about driving on other planets be funny? Watch it and find out.

What It’s Like to Drive on other Planets

You don’t think that’s funny? Try my next video.

Who Stole the Kiska?

You don’t think a polka is funny? This is part of my youth growing up in Cleveland with Earnie Anderson, a who had a late movie program and he played the character Ghoulardi. He would play this song DURING old horror movies at the most inappropriate times.

Ghoulardi and Who Stole the Kishka?

Still don’t think it’s funny? Here’s another Yankovitz who’s always funny.

Weird Al Plays ‘Polka Face’

If I haven’t lost you yet, my next meme must be a sure fire laugh. That assumes you haven’t closed this tab yet.

Your Fifth of Five Funniest Memes of April

If you’re still looking for laughs, remember I have a free audiobook for you:

Oops! I actuallly have three more free audiobooks here, with my newsletter.

Last, but not least, through the above link you can get fifty-four free ebooks.

Until next time, happy reading and listening to you!

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The Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral

quasar tsunami

Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral. I liked this phrase so much I used it for this blog post. Do you want to go viral? Check out the title generator below. Use it for your own blog posts or books or articles.

So what did you get when you played this game? Let me know and I’ll send you a free funny ebook of my best-selling Zombie Turkeys. (That’s best-selling among my books.

Or, just click the cover below:

Going Viral
Click Zombie Turkeys to get your free copy.

Going Viral – Imagine Wearing This Yourself

Here you go again. The first person to send me a picture of themselves wearing a hoop skirt like this will get your choice of my paperback books!

Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronices
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles. Click to get your copy.

And my new best-selling novel, Secret Supers.

Claim Your Freebies Before They Run Out

What freebies do I have for you? Four free audiobooks!

Free audiobooks
Click to get your free audiobooks

But hurry; I only have limited audiobook codes to give away. I give them to my newsletter subscribers. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me at [email protected].

But that’s not all! Share this post with all your friends, for I’ve got 54 free books for you!

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Did you notice the caveat in the image? It’s only good until April 30th. I hope that’s true about our quarantine too. Just realize when we all go free, so will these free books go away.

Now You Can Go Be Amazed

What’s amazing? Did you know there’s actually a method for writing space battles? Learn how by clicking above.

Not amazed yet? How about this?

You may know a quasar is an intense light source, usually generated by a matter circling a black hole. The event is so brilliant it can outshine many galaxies. And a quasar tsunami, as described in the above article, can destroy an entire galaxy.

Now there is a science fiction trope for you: galactic destruction. Who know it exists in real life?

Going Viral – Your Last Chance

What could your ultimate be? Get on my audiobook blog tour! If you have a blog, I want to hear from you now.