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Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach

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Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach

Once more, I give you a taste of my free Zombie Turkeys Newsletter. If you want to get it yourself, click here!

Volume 2, Number 21

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Life After Life Chronicles

Drum Roll . . .

Gene Krupa and Benny Goodman introduce this month’s free book winners.

The October Book Winners!

Here you are – maybe!

  • Ebook or paperback:
Email Date Won First Name
drvm****@yahoo.com 11/7/2018 Dawn
  • Audible audiobook:
Email Date Won First Name
djmix****@gmail.com 11/7/2018 D

But that’s not all! There are past month’s winners who haven’t claimed their prizes yet. Are you one of them?

Email Date Won Name
neethu****@gmail.com 4/1/2017 neethu.ohm
brandon****@gmail.com 8/2/2017 Brandon
onlyjannise****@yahoo.com 11/6/2017 Jannise
skaveh****@gmail.com 10/10/2017 skaveh**@gmail.com
bendywoo****@yahoo.co.uk 2/4/2018 Wendy
andrea****@live.com 12/8/2017 Andrea
candlesmoke***@yahoo.com 1/1/2018 Perry
cryssy****@gmail.com Audiobook Crystal
lorih****@yahoo.com 3/4/2018 Lori
mhhhayes****@gmail.com Audiobook Matthew
mwmillersr****@live.com 6/1/2018 Mark
sammijean****@gmail.com 7/2/2018 Sammantha
widgit****@yahoo.com.au 4/2/2018 Beverley
[email protected] 6/1/2018 Willem
[email protected] 5/6/2018 Georgie
elaine.****@att.net Audiobook Elaine
jandries****@aol.com 7/11/2018 Jeannie
notlu****@yahoo.com 7/11/2018 Lou Ann
  • Now if you won, reply immediately, so I can send you your book!
  • Be sure to tell me which book you want and the format: ebook or print, if you won those.

If you didn’t win, here are 5 ways to get free books below.

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How do I select my book winners? Phoerensix picks them! Click the image below to get my free short story ‘A Phoenix Tale’. It’s a bit of personal history about how I got my first phoenix.

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A beautiful fall sunrise . . .

Get your fun right here from with book reviews, taxtips and news!


Your Free Zombie Turkeys Excerpts and the Latest News


3 Tax Tips For Authors Business Owners and Side Hustlers From Zombie Turkeys


Laughter for You  – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!
This is my previous newsletter, in blog form, for those of you who missed it.


One more thing . . .

Here’s a BRAND NEW VIDEO of Paranormal Privateers, never before seen. Enjoy!

Reply for comments! Click to get it!
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On vacation, next book giveaway, next book by author Zach

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On vacation, next  book giveaway, next book

You don’t believe in my next book giveaway mention? It’s true. Check my previous blog post here.

You don’t believe I’m on vacation? Here’s the proof:

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Andy Zach’s picture of the Grand Canyon. Click for proof this is Andy

First, Andy, how do I get in on the next book giveaway ???

Nothing is easier!  Just click here, enter your email, and away you go!

The selection of the two book winners is completely impartial and random, based upon my pet phoenix Phoerensix picking your name out of a sorting hat.

You’ll also get a free short story about how I caught my first phoenix, ‘A Phoenix Tale’.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

Why Andy? Why waste time on a vacation?

Good question. You’d rather have me writing books like Zombie Turkeys,

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

My Undead Mother-in-law,

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Get your print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

or Paranormal Privateers.

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Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

But, here’s a fact: I needed a vacation. My work on my next book, tentatively names Secret Supers, has dragged on since March! I normally finish the first draft in two months. I outlined the book, and wrote the first seven chapters, but I seem to be writing in mud. Do you ever get that way? I recommend a vacation.

Reply with your comments on your favorite vacations and I’ll send you an ARC (advance readers copy) of the Secret Supers. The ARC will have most of the grammar and spelling mistakes out of it and it’ll be pretty good. You will find the obvious flaws. If you send me feedback, I’ll send you a free final copy!

Secret Supers answers the burning question you’ve always asked: What happens if disabled suddenly acquire superpowers? Do they still get to park in disabled parking spots? Will they still get physical therapy? Do they fight crime?  I will answer all these questions in my book, Secret Supers.

One final thing . . .

First, you can get an ARC copy by replying to this post or contacting me here.

Second, don’t forget to subscribe here if you want to get in on my late book drawing.

Finally, enjoy this bit of internet fun. This may be my next pet. I guess it’ll get along with my five phoenixes.

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:

Then there’s this:

which is certainly fun to share with your friends.

Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:

 

That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Paranormal Privateers back cover – Click to get your preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly World Internet News – Fun And Educational!

“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:

The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.

Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.


Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.

Then you have this fun technology to play with.  Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!

I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Now, Your Free Giveaway

If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here.  This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.

With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.

I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll Say Goodbye With More Sean Flanagan art from my books

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Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

 

 

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Latest Zombie Humor
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Paranormal Privateers – click to buy now