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Meme Jokes, Science, and Fun Videos Curated for You

Joke Memes

Meme Jokes, Science, and Fun Videos Curated for You by me, Andy Zach. Let’s start off right away.

Did you know I was a statistician? Do you know what a statistician is? Let me know right here and I’ll give you an ebook.

Let’s do another meme joke:

Do you know who Schrodinger was? Do you know his cat? If you don’t, ask me. I could also tell you where he lived and what he did, and when.

Meme Jokes, and Science Coming Up Below Here

Here’s your first awe-inspiring video. Even if you were born in year 2000, did you expect to see a video from Jupiter?

So much for the future. How about a blast from the past?

1952 underwater nuke blast

If you love military scifi like I do, you always read about nuclear explosions. How often have you seen one?

Oddly, I have a nuclear explosion (72 of them I think) in my third book:

Quizzes, Questions Meme Jokes
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More Meme Jokes Coming Next

There’s a lot to be said for letting book nerds run the world!

How about some science?

I’m not sure if this is science or a joke. How about pouring 30 liters of liquid nitrogen in a pool?

Yet More Fun For You! Look Out Below!

Do you like dinosaurs? If not, try this.

If you’re a homeschooler, let me know and I’ll send you an ebook. Same if you’re not a homeschooler.

Would you ride a box fan drone to work? I might, if the inventor rode with me.

I find this funny because it’s funny.

It’s time for a lighter joke.

Here you have a joke for writers.

And that wraps it up for today! See you soon. Subscribe to the newsletter, the next one’s is August 1st.

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Your July Science Stories from Author Andy Zach

Your July Science Stories were personally curated by me, Author Andy Zach. I read science every day for ideas for my science fiction. If you love science, read on!

Let’s start with military SciFi that almost happened:

Here we have a plan for a sub-orbital rocket that could land 1200 Marines–from the 60s!

Now let’s switch to some steampunk SciFi that ISN’T fiction.

This should appeal to your artistic senses–or your arachnophobia. Let me know which by clicking here. As usual, I’ll give a free ebook for each comment or response.

Or you can cut to the chase and get free ebooks by subscribing to my newsletter at this link.

Your July Science Stories
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Zombie Turkeys is just one of the six free audiobooks I offer to my subscribers.

Your July Science Stories Continue: You Get Five Stories for One Click

Five stories in one article. Enjoy.

Which one did you like the best? The nano assembly line, the electrode implanted to heal broken bones, or the smart foam that could help robots sense us approaching? Let me know.

Do you want to go to outer space? Follow This Pioneer

Now some may quibble Richard Branson (and soon Jeff Bezos) only got to the edge of space in a sub-orbital flight. Weightlessness and a vacuum above our atmosphere is close enough for me.

But what do you require to be called a trip to space? An orbit around the earth? Landing on the moon? What are your standards? You can leave a comment or email me at [email protected] Or directly contact me.

Even the Toughest Critics Agree This Following Video is Outer Space

The video from Mars follows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY-kgUbz8I&ab_channel=iGadgetPro
Ingenuity’s 4th flight on Mars

Your July Science Stories – Here Come the Robots!

Look out below!

Finally, Your Big Finish – A Juno Fly By

From Juno, our interplanetary craft to Jupiter
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Meet Cozy Romance Author Jaqueline Gillam-Fairchild

Cozy Romance Author

Cozy Romance Author? What is this blog coming to?

I try hard to be unpredictable. So take a break from science fiction and fantasy–Oops! Scratch that. This romance author has some fantasy in her books.

Let me introduce you to a writer who has fascinated me for five years. Her work is some romance, with enough fantasy or unbelievable things happening to keep me reading.  We met at a book event and I thought, ‘I want to be where she is’. What I meant by that, was I want to have and sell a lot of books as she did.

And when you get to the end of the interview, you get free stuff from me.

Cozy Romance Author Jaqueline Gillam-Fairchild Gets Zached

Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild, I know my readers all believe in Santa Claus, how could you not? But other than just believing, haven’t you ever wondered if Santa ever changed? Aged? Retired? Or was once young … just starting out?

And exactly what is Santa’s Village like?

Does he have neighbors? Who are they?

Is Santa ‘up there’ year-round or does he have a summer house?

Jacqueline: Thank you Andy for sitting down with me to talk today.

Yes, Santa in fact does change, though very slowly. Time in Santa’s Village is unlike the time in the real world as we know it.

Santa, in fact, has aged, had his knees replaced, and can no longer maneuver the chimneys causing Mother Nature to help find a Santa Claus replacement or new Santa.  The old Santa, just like a president, will always retain his title but will retire.

Certain qualities that are essential to becoming Santa, one is being able to instantly tell just what it is someone would like as a gift. The other is being able to determine if you belong on the naughty or nice list. These are inherent qualities someone either has or has not.

Andy: So you are saying there is a new Santa on his way?

Jacqueline: Yes, he has the necessary qualities needed as he is a toymaker and Santa Stand-In on Nantucket. He is also drop-dead gorgeous, and a widow with a young son, adding a little complexity to the situation. Plus it is not that he is a non-believer, he simply has never thought it through. Also, his name goes against him as a choice. He is not a Nick or Chris or any deviation of any name we all associate with Santa Claus. His name is Harvey. Not as in the big rabbit, but Harvey Nickols as in the department store in London. This is highly irregular and possibly a stumbling block.

He has also not dated, mind fallen in love for an exceptionally long time. When a woman literally falls from nowhere on Nantucket, somehow, he becomes beyond attracted. He is in over his head with love. She has amnesia which he assures her means nothing to him. They can work through whatever or wherever she is from …

Until she starts to remember. She is convinced she was brought to him to not only become the next Santa Claus but that she is on a time limit, with Christmas Eve looming.

Suddenly Harv freaks out, his love forgotten. He cannot believe one impossible thing before breakfast, mind seven. It is too much for him to handle and he withdraws back to his lonely shell. But his son Walter is convinced this is going to be his new mom. He cannot let go of the idea or understand his father’s unwillingness to accept he is destined to be the next Santa Claus.

What’s next, O Cozy Romance Author?

Jacqueline: Well, I do not want to give too much away but the young woman needs to return to Santa’s Village to help get ready for Christmas Eve. Once she is gone Harv’s loneliness outweighs his fears, and he starts hopping on planes to try and find her. On the way he stops in Candy Land.

Candyland board

Andy: As in the board game?

Jacqueline: Yes, the board game comes to life on Harv’s journey to Santa’s Village, including King Kandy.

Andy: So Santa’s Village is real?

Jacqueline: Quite real.

Andy: And is Christmas saved? And does the boy get the girl?

Jacqueline: You need to read it to find out. But let me assure you as we just had a Christmas with gifts and treats, yes, the legend goes on.

Andy: And Walter, the little boy?

Jacqueline: Well, we all want certain things for Christmas and Walter very much wanted a mom …

Join me in Nantucket Tuck You Inn Becoming Santa for an armchair adventure that is both a vacation to the excessively small island of Nantucket and a peek into the world Up North you can only imagine, while sharing a romance that will make you smile and become a believer…

Available on Amazon and through my website teatimewithhermajesty.com

Cozy Romance Author: Do you just leave your readers once Christmas is over?

Jacqueline: Oh no, the adventure continues as two very spoiled sisters challenge their uncle Max to find out if Santa has a summer home on Nantucket. The story is Nantucket Tuck You Inn Looking for Santa, book two in the Nantucket Tuck You Inn series

Andy: A summer home?

Jacqueline: Uh-huh. New York Times reporter Maxwell Kilmartin jumps a ferry to the seven-mile island of Nantucket with no more than a notepad and a duffle bag to prove to his nieces there is no summer home, there is no Santa Claus.

Andy:   No Santa Claus?

Jacqueline: Max figures he will be in and out but never plans on falling under the charms of the elusive Noel, fashion designer to the most exclusive boutique on Nantucket, and fashion designer to all the important stars at Santa’s Village.

Andy: And this story is exciting because?

Jacqueline: Max shows a vulnerable side as he goes down memory lane with thoughts of his kind grandma and his childhood when he believed all things were possible.  And let’s just say the interaction with Noel, well, the romance does get a tad steamy.

Andy: Does Max venture ‘Up North’?

Jacqueline: Yes …

There is also quite a bit of over-the-top fashion from Noel’s creative designs for the Nantucket boutique and the outfits she designs for the superstars ‘Up North’. Retail with faerie dust, that kind of thing …

Andy: Does Max ever discover if Santa has a summer home on Nantucket?

Jacqueline: Let’s just say the island is out to lynch him and prevent ANY reporting on Santa or Nantucket.

Andy: Okay, you have me hooked.

Then What, Cozy Romance Author?

Jacqueline: Coming out soon are two new stories in the Nantucket Tuck You Inn series. Next door to the Tuck You Inn …

Andy: Is the Tuck You Inn the basic headquarters for Becoming Santa and Looking for Santa?

Jacqueline: Yes.  There is an abandoned mansion next door to the Tuck You Inn that has been locked for 100 years. The time has come to open it and discover its secrets.

Andy: More Christmas?

Jacqueline: No, this is the story about a pirate who loved a mermaid and built her a mansion, her untimely death, and a current parallel story. It also introduces 5-year-old Clemmie. For any of your readers who have read my Scrap Book Trilogy set in the Midwest and followed the antics of Auntie Clara, the very senior woman takes a vacation to Nantucket and now becomes a regular, bringing her special brand of magic with her. I hope your readers will join me on an adventure of pirates and tender love in Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Mermaid Mansion. Coming soon.

Andy: Didn’t you say there were two books coming out?

Jacqueline: Yes, following the Mermaid Mansion is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Chocolate Fiancé.

Andy: That sounds like a story about chocolate and love.

Jacqueline: A chocolate pastry chef from England and a love story with a man she literally has made up.  And an additional romance with the boutique owner Gwyn and the head chef at the Wauwanet Inn.

Andy: And will there be more in this series?

Jacqueline: In production is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Antique Bride and Groom, the story of one woman’s antiquing journey from Roundtop Texas to Nantucket and the long-gone people whose antiques she acquires and the influence they have on her.

Andy: These long-gone people, are they real?

Jacqueline: Yes, caught somewhere between here and there…because they are needed.

After that is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Reluctant Photographer. Every time Pierce takes a photo, uninvited images or characters appear in his photographs. They are all from the past, with a story to tell…except one, a young woman who comes into his life via a photograph for a reason.

Andy: Have you written anything else that my readers might enjoy?

Jacqueline: Yes, I have a Mid-west series: Estate of Mind about a bed and breakfast and the absentee owner who finally returns to see his home turned into a business.

Make Me Over, a determined interior designer who works round the clock until she is put on the Bachelorette Show and is forced to deal with all her buried emotions.

The Scrap Book Trilogy: Creating Memories, Grand Memories (takes place at the Murder Mystery at Grand Hotel), and Charmed Memories. Three ancient aunties scrapbook with a twist. Everything they put in their scrapbooks happens. Eventually, they start to manipulate their granddaughters.

The Greater Expectations Four Book Collection: Trish’s Story, Maggie’s Story, Pandora’s Story, Jillian’s Story. Four friends past their best before date chip in and join a costly dating agency and split up the men. Tender and humorous both.

Winding Up, and Free Stuff Coming Afterward

Andy: Where can my readers find you?

Jacqueline: Under Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild on Amazon. Or my site teatimewithhermajesty.com where I also sell very British things, review other writers and artists, and toss in Royal tidbits.

Facebook: Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild

Email: [email protected]

Instagram-coming soon.

 Pinterest, Linked In, Twitter.

Thank you, Andy, for taking your time to visit with me.

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