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What Happens When You Run out of your best seller?

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What Happens When You Run out?
Front and back Cover of Magic Arrives

What Happens When You Run out of your best seller? That happened to me twice. Let me tell you the stories.

What Happens When You Run out? Story 1

I was at Ignite Peoria on August 8, 2026. Magic Arrives sold like hot cakes! I sold six, seven, eight in less than eight hours. After the eighth sale I noticed I had no more paperbacks left! This put me in a panic. (See story 2).

I thought I could sell the hardback at the paperback price: $17 instead of $21. But I was annoyed to lose $4 profit.

Then, in the last hour, someone asked to buy Magic Arrives. I was on pins and needles. Which format would they choose?

“Hardback please.”

Yes! I didn’t run out of books.

What Happens When You Run out? – The Lesson

Always plan for more sales. I had eight copies of the paperback and six copies of the hardback. For a 373 page book, that’s a lot of volume. But it wasn’t enough.

And keep track of your inventory. I have a spreadsheet I update after every book show. It shows how many books I have on hand. I double check it a couple of times per year with a physical count. And it’s still hard to have everything my customers want.

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What Happens When You Run out? Story 2

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This story is about my other best seller, Zombie Turkeys. That accounts for about a third of all my sales. Way back in 2019 I was at a nearby convention (one mile from home) and I was selling them like hotcakes. Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Wow! But I only had one copy left.

I called my wife. “Honey, go to the nearby bookstores and get the Zombie Turkeys on consignment and bring them to me.” Since she loves me a lot, she did.

I had four or five more copies. Good thing; I sold two more copies.

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What Happens When You Run out?
Magic Arrives, Magic Wars, and Magic Rules spine art

I’ve got two more books coming in the series: Magic Wars and Magic Rules. I’ve started on Magic Wars already!

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More Best Reviews of All Time – You may have noticed my last post Best Reviews of All Time, included only three books. I’ve published eleven. Here are the best reviews for three other books.

More Best Reviews of All Time – Paranormal Privateers

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Ruth McLaughlin

February 9, 2020

Whew! Lots of stories within stories with a wink of incredulity as we read along the pages.

Tongue-in-cheek adventures, modern day villains’, and zombies; wait, are they still zombies or not? Yep, we have that zombie virus run amok with various creations to transform them back and forth.

How much of a zombie body do you need to regenerate?

Gung-ho leader of the group Diane Newby, husband George, are charging on fighting crime with the discreet eye of the government as their silent partners. Somali pirates, Harrod’s London Store with real bulls in the china shop, parasitic cyborgs, virus-antivirus, bacteria, and other minute details tangle the story line into a braided rug of conspiracies and innovative solutions.

And little do they know, but their arch enemy is among their group. 


Oops! Tales of the Zombie Apocalypse

What do zucchini, phoenix genetics, and superpowered kids have in common?

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Ruth McLaughlin

March 18, 2020

As I expected, story time at Andy’s house must include a recorder to grasp the many directions and characters he develops in each book. This set of several stories are exciting in a novel manner of disbelief overlaid with a tinge of possibility.

How many people have tasted a hummingbird zombie zucchini, a superpowered set of disabled kids with an intelligent hamster as co-partner, a phoenix genetic research specialist, all these under one cover? Well, step right up and open page one!

Each story includes ideas from his zombie turkey series and, as always, a hint of something new to come! I laughed and soaked up the words, wanting more.

More Best Reviews of All Time – Secret Supers

Secret Supers: What happens when ‘differently-abled’ people become ‘super-abled’?

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July 9, 2019

I read half of the book to my elementary age daughter and she loved it so much she finished the book without me!! She still talks about the characters and their unusual super powers

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Best Reviews of All Time

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Best Reviews of All Time – I’ve gotten hundreds of reviews over ten years of writing. Here are the best ever.

Best Reviews of All Time – Zombie Turkeys

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‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto.

As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American …

This is a book that takes ironic comedy to a whole new level – maybe ‘steelic’ comedy…? Humour is a very personal thing, but this book hit me right on the funny bone.

Zombie Turkeys Review, Part 2

‘Wanted badly: .30-06 carbine. Will trade hunting dog or wife for it.’

This is a well-written book which takes a totally deadpan approach to a thoroughly – hysterically – funny sequence of events. It is dark comedy, so avoid if you are squeamish. The pace of the book rolls along in a perfect, unhurried way – screaming up into the action sequences and taking time to enjoy the more delicious moments of humour. The story itself is a lot deeper than many real zombie books and the explanation for the zombie phenomenon is as clever as it is satirical.

The characters are well portrayed, deep enough to engage with and care about . . . the humour is subtle, all-pervading: like the idea of the survivalist organic turkey farmer, part of a network of such, living off grid – except for ordering things from Amazon on his wife’s credit card of course…

‘The most disheartening thing was, she’d stab one through the heart, it’d drop fifteen feet to the ground with a satisfying thud, and then it’d stagger to its feet five minutes later and fly back up fifteen minutes later.’

This is a book I can recommend wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoys slow-boil satire and does not mind a few gory giblets thrown in the mix. If you want a good comedy read, you should gobble this up!

Best Reviews of All Time – Zombie Detective

Even better than the first one!

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December 5, 2021 june

I love mysteries, and Andy Zach has come up with a fun and believable one with his “zombie Detective” book. It kept me reading to figure out the murderer. I missed the Peoria area locations from the first book, but I guess folks from other regions should get to join in the fun. Sit down, eat your grits, and enjoy another fun mystery from Andy Zach!

Best Reviews of All Time – My Undead Mother-in-law


Not your standard zombie tale

December 28, 2018 Stephanie Barr

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When I started to read this book, I was leery. As far as I know, I’m less interested in zombies than anyone on the planet. How could I give a reasonable review? Turns out, it wasn’t hard at all.

I’ve said before and it turned out to be true here that, if you have a ridiculous premise that’s hard to swallow, run with it, normalize it, and readers /viewers will eventually accept. And it worked.

The original premise of cognizant, virtually indestructible zombies was lobbed and backed until I was a believer, actively rooting for zombies.

Plenty of (bloodier than average) action and some smiling, if not guffaw humor. Plus, a nice fulfilling story arc in an easy readable length made for a fun book. (If bloody action doesn’t bother you). With charm that didn’t take itself to seriously but still capable of many a tender and touching moments. I’m glad my prejudice didn’t keep me from enjoying this out-of-the-common-way story.

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