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Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day – Here’s How

Naturally, EVERYONE wants to Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day. But how, exactly?

To begin with, click here. Or you can click below:

What’s going on is a Zombie Turkeys giveaway for Mother’s Day. You click and subscribe to my newsletter and you get a free Zombie Turkeys ebook.

Here’s the back cover:

Give Zombie Turkeys
Click here to get your free Zombie Turkeys

Give Zombie Turkeys – But I’m Already a Subscriber!

You are? Great! Thanks a lot! If you don’t have a copy of Zombie Turkeys, just email me and I’ll send you an ebook. All I ask is for a review.

After you get it, you can send it to your mother (or mother-in-law) in time for Mother’s Day.

Give Zombie Turkeys – But I Want Another Book!

No problem! We’ve got lots of them for free for our giveaway. And you can win $25! Just click here or on the next image below.

But I Want to Give My Undead Mother-in-law!

Naturally! Who doesn’t? And you can give THAT free too!

Give Zombie Turkeys
Click to get your free copy!

This giveaway works the same way as my Zombie Turkeys giveaway: 

 

  1. You click on the link
  2. You subscribe to my newsletter
  3. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me and ask for a copy.
  4. I’ll send you a copy, but please write a review.

Get a Free Short Story – And Read it to Your Mom

Here’s a short story I’ve only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Now you can get it!

What’s this science fiction short story about? Here’s a hint:

“Um, Andy?”

“Yes, dear reader?”

“What does a hummingbird have to do with your story?”

“Read and find out!”

What’s Next? Andy Zach Sightings!

First one is May 19th in Springfield Illinois. Read below.

But June 7-9 is the BIG ONE.

The Tremont Turkey Festival! Three days of personal book signings and Zombie Turkeys performances by me!

Andy Zach performing with his Zombie Turkeys puppet.
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Happy Undead Mother-in-law’s Day–Or Valentine’s Day

“What’s ‘Happy Undead Mother-in-law Day? I know all about Valentine’s Day. That’s today. What’s up with Happy Undead Mother-in-law?”

Happy Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law. Get it for your mother-in-law! Click here.

I’m glad you asked! It so happens My Undead Mother-in-law begins on Valentine’s Day. As the book opens, the family has dinner together, the undead zombies and the normal family members. Naturally, we celebrate it every year.

Here’s 2018’s celebration. 

All of 2017 was dedicated to My Undead Mother-in-law.

What’s that you say? You’d actually like to hear that scene? It so happens I’ve recorded myself reading it right here:

Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’.

But maybe you want to read it yourself. No problem! I’ve got a free excerpt of chapter 1 right here for my faithful blog readers. Just drop me a note and I’ll send it to you.


Happy Undead Mother-in-law’s Day – You Can’t Afford a copy?

This is a common problem. You can’t afford the $17.95 for the audiobook version, the $12.95 for the print version, or even $2.99 for the ebook version.

Good news! I’m giving away a free paperback or ebook and an audiobook at the end of this month. Enroll right now the in the drawing.

You can also read the book for free on Kindle or Audible.

Finally, if you’re desperate, you can always do what I do when I want to read a book and not pay for it. Go to Amazon and click on the ‘Look Inside’ button and read random sections until you’ve read it all.

One more thing: here’s a Happy Undead Mother-in-law Review

Why is this my favorite review? It’s from a professional author who doesn’t like zombie books, yet loved My Undead Mother-in-law..


Stephanie Barr

4.0 out of 5 stars

Not your standard zombie tale

December 28, 2018Format:

Kindle Edition

Verified Purchase

When I started to read this book, I was leery. As far as I know, I’m less interested in zombies than anyone on the planet. How could I give a reasonable review? Turns out, it wasn’t hard at all. I’ve said before and it turned out to be true here that, if you have a ridiculous premise that’s hard to swallow, run with it, normalize it, and readers /viewers will eventually accept. And it worked. The original premise of cognizant, virtually indestructible zombies was lobbed and backed until I was a believer, actively rooting for zombies. Plenty of (bloodier than average) action, some smiling, if not guffaw humor, a nice fulfilling story arc in an easy readable length made for a fun book (if bloody action doesn’t bother you) with charm that didn’t take itself to seriously but still capable of many a tender and touching moments.

I’m glad my prejudice didn’t keep me from enjoying this out-of-the-common-way story.

Happy Undead Mother-in-law’s Day – Now What’s Next?

Later this month I’ll have my cover reveal for my next novel, Secret SupersWatch this blog or my Facebook page  for the exact date. I’m waiting to get all the pieces of the book together: interior text (being edited), chapter titles, and back copy blurb.

Once it’s all together, I assemble it and schedule my publication and launch dates.

Here’s a cover tease:

Happy Undead Mother-in-law
Aubrey, from the cover of Secret Supers.

But that’s not all! I’ve scheduled my first author appearance this year. See this next Facebook post from my page.

My goal is at least twelve author appearances this year. I’ll let you know as I schedule them.

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6 Days of Christmas Left! Get Your Gift Now!

6 Days of Christmas Left – What do I mean? I mean I’ll give away six more ebooks. Join now to get yours! I have a drawing daily for new subscribers!

Just click on the next image:

6 Days of Christmas Left
The three ebooks I’m giving away. Which will you win?

6 Days of Christmas Left – How does this work?

Simple: One: Click and subscribe to my news letter and you’ll be entered into my drawing with all the new subscribers.

Two: If you want a free book for sure, then write a review of one of my books on Amazon or Goodreads. Then send me the review, and I’ll send you the ebook of your choice!

A third way of getting free books is to remain on my newsletter list. I have two drawings for free books every month. But first make sure you’ve subscribed.

6 Days of Christmas Left – 6 Fun Links

My first fun link, an interview of me by author JC Steel. I love this next interview! Let me know what you think in the comments below or send me an email.

Second Fun Link

Here you go! How would you even categorize this one? Let me know in your comments. As always, the best comment gets a free ebook! So start writing now.

Link 3 is . . .

Next we have story fuel for you writers out there! Write a story of any length on this image and get an ebook from me!

Behind Door Number 4

Then there are a lot of space-related links! Here’s one of them. What would you write on the back of this postcard from Mars, the next time you are there?

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, Andy Zach Linked to me,

A zombie virus cure! What’ll they think of next?

Don’t believe me? Then check out this preview of My Undead Mother-in-law.

Christmas Left

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, Andy Zach gave to me . . .

A previously unseen picture of Andy Zach!

Andy Thinking of Zombie Comedy