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The Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral

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Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral. I liked this phrase so much I used it for this blog post. Do you want to go viral? Check out the title generator below. Use it for your own blog posts or books or articles.

So what did you get when you played this game? Let me know and I’ll send you a free funny ebook of my best-selling Zombie Turkeys. (That’s best-selling among my books.

Or, just click the cover below:

Going Viral
Click Zombie Turkeys to get your free copy.

Going Viral – Imagine Wearing This Yourself

Here you go again. The first person to send me a picture of themselves wearing a hoop skirt like this will get your choice of my paperback books!

Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronices
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles. Click to get your copy.

And my new best-selling novel, Secret Supers.

Claim Your Freebies Before They Run Out

What freebies do I have for you? Four free audiobooks!

Free audiobooks
Click to get your free audiobooks

But hurry; I only have limited audiobook codes to give away. I give them to my newsletter subscribers. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me at [email protected].

But that’s not all! Share this post with all your friends, for I’ve got 54 free books for you!

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Did you notice the caveat in the image? It’s only good until April 30th. I hope that’s true about our quarantine too. Just realize when we all go free, so will these free books go away.

Now You Can Go Be Amazed

What’s amazing? Did you know there’s actually a method for writing space battles? Learn how by clicking above.

Not amazed yet? How about this?

You may know a quasar is an intense light source, usually generated by a matter circling a black hole. The event is so brilliant it can outshine many galaxies. And a quasar tsunami, as described in the above article, can destroy an entire galaxy.

Now there is a science fiction trope for you: galactic destruction. Who know it exists in real life?

Going Viral – Your Last Chance

What could your ultimate be? Get on my audiobook blog tour! If you have a blog, I want to hear from you now.

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The Best Stuff on the Internet this week. Curated by Andy

“Best Stuff on the Internet this week? I don’t believe you, Andy.” So you say.

I can hardly wait to prove it to you. Let’s begin with this.

There are many famous doctors who aren’t on this chart: Doc EE Smith, of pulp science fiction fame, Dr. Crusher from Star Trek, and Dr. Smith from ‘Lost In Space’. Tell me more! Tell me where they should go on this chart. For each one you name, you get a free audiobook from me. My audiobooks are below:

Best Stuff
Andy Zach’s four audiobooks. More to come!

Next, you have this amazing technological breakthrough:

For a little context, I’ve been reading about fusion technology since my teens in the 70s. It’s always been 20 years away–even today. But this technology involves fusing boron hydride using laser beams. Once fusion starts, it’ll keep going. Will it work or will it be another dead end? You tell me.

On the wacky side of life imitating art, we have rocket propulsion by explosion. Let me know if you’ve read Jerry Pournelle’s book Lucifer’s Hammer and I’ll send you an audiobook of your choice.

Now I have two videos for you, both astonishing. First, check out this one:

What did you think? Would you like to fly a jet pack at 200 mph and 2000 feet high? I’d love to hear from you this week.

Next there’s this video.

Did you ever think you’d live to see a rickshaw pulled by a robotic dog? That sounds like a steampunk premise to me.

Best Stuff (Free) That I’ve Found

Let me give you some free stuff before I go, the best I’ve found. The next item is a free short fiction by fellow author Jane Jago. If you like ghost stories mixed with Urban Fantasy, you’ll love this.

I met Jane Jago on the SciFi Roundtable. Here you can get a sampling of the writers from that group for free:

More Stuff for Free

I won’t make you click through for the review. Read it here:

What happens when differently-abled people become super-abled? Andy Zach tells that story in this short (100 page) novel.

From the back of the book:

“Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.”

Secret Supers is perfect for kids, ages 8-12 who have special needs, siblings with special needs, or just live on planet earth. Along with diversity in race, income, and culture, we also work to introduce our kids to people who are different than them. This book tells the story of four amazing kids who gain superpowers and how they learn about themselves.

From Home Schooling Blogger, Little Earthling
Best Stuff
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Your Final Best Stuff

What can I close the best stuff with? Enjoy your own copy of Secret Supers audiobook by clicking here and asking for it.

Test out the audiobook by listening to a sample.

Best Stuff
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.
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5 Funny and Weird Things I Found This Month

5 Funny Things

5 Funny and Weird Things I Found while cruising on the internet. I scan through the internet every day. If something tickles my fancy, I post it. Let me know if this tickles YOUR fancy and I’ll give you an audiobook of your choice. Here they are:

5 Funny
Your free audiobooks – click to get. Subscribe then email [email protected]

5 Funny Things – Your First Funny/Weird Thing

Who wouldn’t like a bouquet of dragonettes? I’m sorry I can’t give each of you one. But how about this?

This is your chance to enter this contest

What contest? This one:

Fellow author C.L. Cannon’s giving away books. Find out how to win $200 worth. Click above.

I’m part of this contest, so you can win one of my books too!

Your Second Funny/Weird Thing

Now You’re in the Middle of 5 Funny and Weird Things

Man, there are so many angles to this story! I could write about the insurance claim on the damaged/dead robot. I could write about a robotic lawyer suing the car company, who is defended by another robotic lawyer. Or I could write about a robot mortuary. What would you like to read? Let me know.

Heading Around the Fourth Weird/Funny Bend . . .

There’s a story behind this one. I read Heinlein”s “Methusaleh’s Children” when I was 12. It begins with an exciting chase scene where the hero has a ‘tricar’–a car that can fly and is amphibious, even operating as a submarine. I loved that. I still love amphibious cars, airplane cars, and flying boats. Fifty-two years later.

The Big Finale – My Last Funny/Weird Thing

Gary Larson is one of my favorite cartoonists.

I might as well let you know I’m giving free audiobooks away. They’re simple to get. First, subscribe to my newsletter here.

Then, simply email me at [email protected] or via this website. Be sure to tell me which books you want: one, two, three, or four.

5 Funny Things My 4 free audiobooks
5 Funny Things My 4 free audiobooks

Now, I have one more book that becomes an audiobook this year: Oops! Tales From the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse. I just have a paperback or ebook for you. Signed, of course.

5 Funny Things
Oops! cover. Click to get your signed copy