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On vacation, next book giveaway, next book by author Zach

next book giveaway

On vacation, next  book giveaway, next book

You don’t believe in my next book giveaway mention? It’s true. Check my previous blog post here.

You don’t believe I’m on vacation? Here’s the proof:

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Andy Zach’s picture of the Grand Canyon. Click for proof this is Andy

First, Andy, how do I get in on the next book giveaway ???

Nothing is easier!  Just click here, enter your email, and away you go!

The selection of the two book winners is completely impartial and random, based upon my pet phoenix Phoerensix picking your name out of a sorting hat.

You’ll also get a free short story about how I caught my first phoenix, ‘A Phoenix Tale’.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

Why Andy? Why waste time on a vacation?

Good question. You’d rather have me writing books like Zombie Turkeys,

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

My Undead Mother-in-law,

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Get your print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

or Paranormal Privateers.

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Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

But, here’s a fact: I needed a vacation. My work on my next book, tentatively names Secret Supers, has dragged on since March! I normally finish the first draft in two months. I outlined the book, and wrote the first seven chapters, but I seem to be writing in mud. Do you ever get that way? I recommend a vacation.

Reply with your comments on your favorite vacations and I’ll send you an ARC (advance readers copy) of the Secret Supers. The ARC will have most of the grammar and spelling mistakes out of it and it’ll be pretty good. You will find the obvious flaws. If you send me feedback, I’ll send you a free final copy!

Secret Supers answers the burning question you’ve always asked: What happens if disabled suddenly acquire superpowers? Do they still get to park in disabled parking spots? Will they still get physical therapy? Do they fight crime?  I will answer all these questions in my book, Secret Supers.

One final thing . . .

First, you can get an ARC copy by replying to this post or contacting me here.

Second, don’t forget to subscribe here if you want to get in on my late book drawing.

Finally, enjoy this bit of internet fun. This may be my next pet. I guess it’ll get along with my five phoenixes.

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Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Penned Con Report

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books

Here’s Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Plus Free Books. Enjoy! Ask questions! Get your books.

 

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Penned Con Report

And other free books are on the linked page too.

Andy Zach’s Penned Con Report – Day 1

Thursday, September 20, my assistant Tori Smith and I arrived at the Red Lion hotel in City Center block of St. Louis. The hotel is a repurposed block of downtown St. Louis, complete with three thirteen-story atriums. The Penned Con convention resided on the lucky thirteenth floor. Gander at these pictures from the outdoor lounge:

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Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here From Author Andy Zach!

Happy Mother's Day

Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here!

You can count on me, Andy Zach for scouring the internet for the Latest Zombie Humor! For your reading pleasure:

First, be ready for the zombie apocalypse, be it turkey or anything else!

The Next Latest Zombie Humor

Second, you may want this meal for your next zombie apocalypse:

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