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Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

Get Your Zombie Turkeys Laughter

Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

What is this post, ‘Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!’? It is my first posting of a newsletter!  Join here, if you want this newsletter monthly or bi-monthly.


 

Volume 2, Number 28

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First, Check Out Your Zombie Turkeys, now at .99

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The covers of Zombie Turkeys, now for .99. Click to get.

What readers are saying about Zombie Turkeys:

  • “I love irony, and it works particularly well here. Nice job.”
  • “This is what makes the book so fun to read. Nice storytelling.”
  • “Great job with these press conferences and their spin.”
  • “This is too good. Love it!”
  • “Just clever writing.”
  • “This is great! Laughed out loud.”
  • “I laughed out loud, thought the parody was spot on, and enjoyed the satire.”
  • “Oh, this cracked me up! Classic. Love it. Well done.”
  • “You use similes so wisely—and they’re so apropos to the story too.”

 

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

The Next Funny Video

Now that you know what to give for Halloween (and Thanksgiving), are you stuck for what to wear for Halloween? Weird Al Yankovic gives you some suggestions while performing his parody ‘Perform This Way’.

 

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

Your Latest Laughter from Andy Zach

Andy Zach scours the internet for your enjoyment and then posts amusement on his website. Enjoy these three recent posts o the internet’s greatest hits.

Get Your Laughs Here from Andy Zach

More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

 

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

 

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach

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Andy Zach at The Book Nook bookstore.

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers from Amazon
 

Free ebooks in exchange for a review!

You can check my existing reviews on Amazon: Click here!

You can reply to this email or contact me on my website.or Facebook.

Here’s the deal: You ask for an ebook and I’ll send one to you. In return, you will write an honest review on Amazon or Goodreads.

But hurry!  This offer ends on Halloween, October 31st!

 

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One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy

 

Andy Zach reads from Zombie Turkeys for you. From the zombie turkeys attack on Soldier Field in Chicago Illinois.

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Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

Fun Links

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

“Where are my Fun Links, Andy?”, you ask. In honor of my book Zombie Turkeys two year anniversary since publication, let’s start with this one:

Who will win a battle between a turkey (non-zombie) and a hawk? Watch and find out!

Also, you can get a free sample of the audiobook version here. Just click on the triangle next to the words ‘Audio sample’ below the cover.

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Your Fun Links – The Next Generation

You may not be aware of the following fact:


You ask, “What do you mean, ‘Life imitating art’?” If you’ve read Zombie Turkeys and Paranormal Privateers, you’d know. SPOILER ALERT

Continue reading Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

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Get Your Laughs Here from Author Andy Zach

Happy Mother's Day

Get Your Laughs Here from Comic Paranormal Author Andy Zach

Get Your Laughs Here – “OK, make me laugh,” you say.

How about this?

Then there’s this. My high school friends and I memorized this scene from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail.’

Get Your Laughs Here – Second Section

I know you expect the very best comic paranormal animal humor. Here is your exclusive preview of the opening of Paranormal Privateers, read by yours truly.

Changing Paranormal Gears to Murder Mystery

Here’s a sneak preview of my author friend Amy Sauder’s new book, ‘I Know You Like A Murder’. Let me know by reply or email if you like mysteries like this.

Get Your Laughs Here – Third Part

Heading off into a new direction, how would you like an all expense paid trip to a zombie apocalypse?

I’m considering offering this as a prize for anyone who sells the most copies of my books.

First, I’ll have to make enough money to pay for this. Reply to this post if you’re interested in a contest like this. Then I’ll consider how to sell enough books to pay for it.

Get Your Laughs Here
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

Now, For Fantasy Fans, Which Mythical Beasts Could Really Fly?

You will find this article fascinating:

Next, For Star Wars Fans, Which Planets Could Actually Exist?

My books border between science fiction and fantasy. (If you don’t agree, certainly argue with me! The best  arguments in replies or emails will get a free ebook!). If you’re a Star Wars fan, you’ll love the next item:

Continuing the science fiction theme, here’s a great graphic of all the interplanetary missions NASA has launched to date. Which planet would you like to visit?

Here’s a similar image, more beautiful, but truncated:

Finally, you will enjoy my last science/science fiction link:

Next, a Useful Mneumonic for Pokemon Lovers

Never let it be said my blog posts don’t contain useful information!

Finally, Let’s Close with this Merry Tune

Fooled You! There’s One More Thing . . .

For those of you who wish to ‘press the flesh’ of the world’s most prominent comic paranormal animal author, I will be at the Book Nook bookstore next Saturday, October 27th.