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Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

Writing Paranormal Privateer

Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

You can attend this book signing and Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed by the foremost comic paranormal animal author, me, Andy Zach.

Which Comic Fantasy Books Signed?

You might know this one:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!

If you don’t, read the latest review from Amazon:

4.0 out of 5 stars Getting a leg up on the competition
ByJoshua Granton April 13, 2018
Format: Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase

Have you ever seen Thankskilling? If you haven’t yet, don’t, it’s absolutely terrible. It attempted to meld the concept of horror films with turkeys with a smidge of humor as the glue, but let’s just say it failed miserably (honestly, no audience could possibly gobble that up). Fortunately, being no stranger to reanimating corpses, Andy Zach succeeded in that department. Zach’s Zombie Turkeys (yes seriously…sort of) was a lot of fun and involved, you guessed it, the zombie apocalypse…but with turkeys.

Zombie Turkeys follows a myriad of distraught survivors as they’re faced with the unthinkable. Sam and Lisa battle their way across a corpse infested Illinois. The fun part about the book comes from the absolute absurdity of it all, and the fact that the turkey (our patient zero in the flesh, light or dark meat your choice) gets his own perspective chapters that added a uniqueness to the classic trope. All around a fun romp through a near future where turkeys get their just revenge and survivors serve up some rotted carcasses with a healthy dose of stuffing!

There’s also this next book:

Next Comic Fantasy Books Signed:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

With this typical review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Read this NOW and laugh away your troubles!

September 20, 2017

Format: Paperback

Paranormal Privateers  launches May 5th at I Know You Like A Book bookstore in Peoria Hts. The book’ll go on sale worldwide then. Don’t miss it! Here’s a sneak preview of the back cover:

But there’s more next!

What could be better than meeting Andy Zach?

Getting him in your email! You can subscribe and get a free ebook by clicking here:

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Goodbye for now!  Look for my newsletter after you subscribe above!

Andy

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New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review

What Are Zombie Turkeys Doing?

New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review

Amazing Amazon! A New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review just appeared. Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3RRVS80HM1XCZ/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01LXPR63Z

But I don’t want you to have to click on the link. I’m proud to have this review of my book, Zombie Turkeys.

New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review
Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review, Quoted

Here you have the review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Zombie turkey takeover., August 2, 2017
Verified Purchase(What’s this?)
This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)
Zombie turkey takeover.
This was a really cute book about turkeys turning zombie due to an infection that initially started in wild turkeys and spread to turkey farms. Due to genetic mutations in these zombie turkeys, they become wildly aggressive and kill anything they can spur or peck to death. Trouble is they can’t be killed easily. They can grow back heads, limbs, etc. and the flocks keep growing and growing. This becomes a great story for a reporter named Sam of the Midley Beacon. He and his editor Lisa chase the growing flocks of zombie turkeys that are coming from Illinois farms to get stories on the havoc they are wrecking. Lots of people are killed and through trial and error people discover that fire and salt water can stave off these flocks of fury. But despite efforts to contain and kill these turkeys, the numbers keep growing until the national guard is called in to help exterminate this epidemic. The author crafted a pretty good story as to how the turkeys became infected and wove in a bit of romance here and there. All in all it was a good read but it didn’t tie up as nicely as one would hope at the end but that’s because there is a book two.

 

Go Here for the Sequel My Undead Mother-in-law

Here’s the book:

author interview
New Book Coming! Get It by clicking here!

And here’s the party! The launch party goes from 9 AM to 5 PM Central (Chicago) time.

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Zombie Turkeys Defeated! Read All About it!

If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.

Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here.  My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!

Happy Hour
Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 14

Hello faithful readers!

I’ve wrested control back from the zombie turkeys. They had me locked in my room while they had their way with my computer.

Free Zombie Book Drawing Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The emergency announcement is: my book Zombie Turkeys will be FREE on Kindle for the next week!

Go here to take advantage of it!  Tell all your friends and enemies!

Zombie Turkeys DefeatedAndy Zach, the foremost paranormal animal author in the comic urban fantasy genre.

Andy Zach

Visit Amazon.com’s Andy Zach Page and shop for all Andy Zach books and other Andy Zach related products (DVD…

That is all!

Andy

Zombie Turkeys Defeated But Don’t Go Yet! Here’s another great offer!

Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is.  That’s great! Have a free turkey video:


But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.

You Can Be A Member of My Undead Mother-in-law Launch Team!

My Undead Mother-in-law Book Launch The preliminary back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”
Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:
One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.
Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.
Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

What’s The “Catch”?

First of all, you’re going to have to email me (Click here) or sign up for my newsletter. (Click here.) All my subscribers’ emails are kept confidential on my secured site.

Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.

Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.

Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.

If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.

But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!

Keep watching for more news!

Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!