Advent Day 19 – Discounts and Free Books – “What kind of discounts?” you ask. Let’s start with .99 books.
My first series, ‘The Life After Life Chronicles’ begins with Zombie Turkeys. Turkeys are always good for the holidays. I have people eating zombie turkeys in the book–and vice versa. It’s .99 for a book of laughter at your favorite zombie tropes. See below for some excerpts. Click here to get Zombie Turkeys.
Is that all? Not at all!
My second series I wrote for my disabled daughter Tori who wanted a story with a flying wheelchair. The main hero, Jeremy Gentle, has cerebral palsy and an electric wheelchair like Tori. And he gets telekinesis and can fly in his wheelchair.
That book, Secret Supers is also .99. Click here to get your copy.
Advent Day 19 – More Discounts
My last blog post told you of Paranormal Privateers, my wild, comical adventure tale of a family of zombies on a superyacht with a letter of marquis from the President to attack all US enemies–with plausible deniability. (See here if you missed it and its excerpt: Imagine You’re a Privateer. What Is It Like?
The point is, this week only this book is .99 on Kindle. Grab it before Christmas! The sale ends 12/23/23.
Advent Day 19 – Free Books
Now we get to the good stuff–free books. I give away audiobooks to my newsletter subscribers. Sign up here! Clickety-click!
But that’s not all! I belong to StoryOrigin and participate in free book giveaways. Don’t miss out!
Click here to get your 26 free SciFi books!
Giveaway ends January 10th
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Giveaway ends January 17th
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Giveaway ends January 16th
Advent Day 19 – Zombie Turkeys Excerpt – It’s What’s for Dinner!
Tom turned on all the floodlights in the yard and saw that the traps he had at the doors to his barn had already been activated. These traps killed more gruesomely than the chainsaw one, but they weren’t as noisy. These traps were a series of wooden boxes, three feet on a side. A turkey-sized hole, led to a turkey-sized tunnel, led to a turkey-sized trap door, led to a wood chipper. The chopped turkey went from the wood chipper into a bin.
Tom had joked to his wife he could sell this as turkey sausage.
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It’s What’s for Dinner–and breakfast!
Sam said, “Do you mind if I tell people about your zombie traps?”
Betty smiled grimly, “Not at all. My brother Jerry helped Tom make them. Put them on your website, and we’ll sell them to other turkey farms in Illinois—along with our sausage.Tom joked about selling turkey sausage. Maybe I’ll really do that. It’d be like a way of getting even.”
“I’ve sure that won’t be FDA allowable.”
“I know that. I’ll sell it as genuine zombie turkey sausage, not suitable for human consumption. A novelty item, like canned unicorn.”
“Hmmm. You can advertise on the Midley Beacon YouTube site for free, if we get half the profits.”
“That’s too high. Make it a quarter, and you’ve got a deal. A widow’s got to live.”They shook on it.
Advent Day 19 – Click to Get Your Copy! Now on Sale!
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Do you want an autographed book? I’ll mail it directly to you with free shipping and I pay the taxes! Click here to get yours. My shipping may not be the same day, but at least it’s free–for you.
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