A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

What do I mean by “A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You”?

Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

 

 

 

 

 

First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.

Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.

Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a copy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Shedd Aquarium, next to Navy Pier in Chicago. The zombie turkeys got in there too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.

Finally, zombie turkeys get to have a scene with the President. You’ll have to read it in the book. But you can get an ebook for .99 (free, if you’re on Kindle Unlimited).

Or you can get it for free on Audible, if you sign up for the free trial.

You can also win a free copy by signing up for my newsletter on this site or at my Mailchimp page.

You have a lot to be thankful for, just like Zombie Turkeys.

How Will You Spend A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving?

Reply and let me know. Put a comment below or email me. I’ll give a free ebook for the best comment!

As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!

Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?

Here’s the dedication:

To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.

 

 

 

Finally, What Will You Do After Thanksgiving?

Me, I’m going to Chambana Con!  This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.

Guest of Honor

Eric Flint

Golden Guest of Honor

Gene Wolfe

Also Appearing at ChamBanaCon

• Author and long-time Chambanacon attendee Glen Cook
• The Never-Ending Filk Panel moderated by Bill Roper, Bill Sutton and our Leerless Feeder Brenda.
• Martial Artist Randy Pardue
• Glass Artisan Extraordinare Steve Scherer
• Our own T-Shirt Maven, Logo Artist, and all-around Really Cool Dude Ray Vantilberg
• Author Andy Zach