New Year New Book–“Wait!” you say. “What book is this?”
My next book is Secret Supers. It’s about four seventh graders with disabilities who acquire superpowers. They use their disabilities to hide their super identities and to fight crime. But it’s not easy, either being disabled or superpowered.
But that’s not all. I’m giving a free excerpt to my newsletter readers as of my next newsletter. Join here.
Newsletters subscribers also are automatically entered in my monthly drawing for a free book and a free audiobook.
I have read the whole series and enjoyed it. I did not find myself staying g up all night to finish or rushing home to read. That was probably a good thing as then If I had I’d of been cranky and over sleep for work. Never a pretty sight as I am not a morning person anyway. I liked the book for the unusual perspectives and storyline. If I spot about her book from this author O would definitely give it a try.
The next review is:
Chapter 5 London chapter icon – what could it mean? Click and find out!
Super fun saga following the antics of the Paranormal Privateers. Laugh as they save the world. Who would have thought that the undead would be the saviors of the world? A not-so realistic view of the future of the world. I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book. If you like comedy, the paranormal or books about pirates, you will absolutely love Paranormal Privateers.
New Year New Book and News Next
So what’s new beyond the new book?
How about a spaceship? A stainless steel spaceship? Why stainless steel? Isn’t that heavy? Read about Elon Musk’s answer.
Continuing my outer space theme (I am a science fiction author), here’s a list of fifty-five must read science fiction books. How many have you read? Comment below or send me an email and the highest number gets a free ebook.
You may ask why is my post entitled ‘2018: Twelve Laughing Months’? Because while working as a comic author and blogger I laugh almost every day. I invite you to share my laughter.
That’s a high standard for a blog! If I fall short, you can always make fun of me! Comment here if you like or dislike this post, or in the comment section below.
So what funny thing happened in January? I finished writing my first draft of Paranormal Privateers,my Novel for November by NaNoWriMo. It’s funny, because you’re supposed to finish in November. It’s funny because I actually wrote the required 50,000 words in November–and was less than half done. I misplanned–badly.
Bruce Lee with a light saber. What more could you want?
Following is February . . .
Twelve Laughing Months: February
February was worse for me as a writer–I had to edit my first draft. And I was under a time crunch. And my illustrator was behind. And my editor needed time. And I’d already committed to a launch date in May.
What happens when 100,000 zombie turkeys land during the Thanksgiving Day football game?
Then there is this educational video:
Aren’t you eager to use ‘crapulous’ in a sentence?
Moving on to March . . .
Twelve Laughing Months: March
What can be funnier than your own tombstone? The epitaph on it! It’s all in this blog post, Andy Zach’s Tombstone.But don’t worry–there’s still more to come!
Next, from Fan Comments and Free Books–Get Yours Now we have another photo that looks doctored, but it’s not. How would you like to be on this ship? Or on the B-52?
B-52 pilot behaving badly
I must close with another Weird Al video. Enjoy!
Have you seen a conductor like this before?
Sequeing to September . . .
Twelve Laughing Months: September Twelve Laughing Months: September
September was my big convention month at PennedCon. I have a lot of pictures here. The theme was a 20s speakeasy.
After Thanksgiving I went to Chambanacon, a relaxacon, a relaxed SciFi/Fantasy convention. Here’s a picture of me and Brenda Sutton, to give you the vibe there.
Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton and the Chambanacon mascot
What is ‘Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style’? How do Zombie Turkeys celebrate the 12 days of Christmas?
Christmas Zombie Turkeys Style
Regardless of what you’ve imagined or dreamt about celebrating Christmas with zombie turkeys, it’s far, far more. Let’s begin at the beginning.
Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – It Starts NOW
That’s right, today. To every newsletter subscriber I’ll send out the chance to get a free book, every day, for twelve days, from December 25th to January 5th. Here’s the start of the Wikipedia article:
The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, “ChristmasDay” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.[1]
“But wait, Andy!” you say, “How does it start now?”
Thanks for asking! Because YOU have to prepare to receive the gifts from me. You see, I’m offering these books to new newsletter subscribers and people who get new subscribers.
Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – How You and Your Friends Get Free Books
First, if you’re not yet a newsletter subscriber, subscribe here. You’ll also get a free story!
Every new newsletter subscriber gets entered into this twelve day drawing for the twelve ebooks I’ll give away. Your choice.
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!
But that’s not all!
Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -What’s in it for existing subscribers?
The second way to get your name in my golden turkey list of gifts is to get your friends and family to subscribe to the newsletter. After they subscribe, send me their emails and you’ll get an entry for each new subscriber. This is actually a better deal for my faithful fans, for there is no limit to the number of entries you can get.
But wait–there’s more!
Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -The Third Way to Win
Let’s face it: the best gift you can give me is a book review. For any book of mine. You can write it on either Amazon or on Goodreads.
Then, afterward, just send me a note through my contact page here or email [email protected]. Tell me where you wrote the review, your email, and which ebook of mine you want: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Paranormal Privateers.
