I thought I’d review 2017: The year of My Undead Mother-in-law. I know, everyone else does this at the end of 2017. Don’t expect normal behavior from a comic paranormal animal author!
(Hint to impatient people: the good stuff is at the end!)
Get all your Weekend Zombie News! right here, from me, Andy Zach your favorite comic paranormal animal author.
First of all, my youngest pet phoenix Phoerensix, picked a book of the month winner. Here’s the first stage of packing;
And next is the second layer of packing:
Phoerensix also picked a winner of my monthly audiobook giveaway.
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Weekend Zombie News – We pose this question:
If you can figure out the meaning of this graphic image or if you have a wild guess, reply to this post or to my Facebook post and I’ll send you a ‘Paranormal Privateers’ advanced reader copy.
Weekend Zombie News – Audiobook Update
My audiobook will be coming out any day! Here’s me reading chapter 1!
Weekend Zombie News – How to Start a Novel
I found this advice pretty commonsensical.
Did You See This?
My new business card!
Then we have some more truth about being an indie author.
I also found this wonderful graphic illustrating complexity!
This blog is powered by WordPress. In 2018 I plan to study WordPress!
Weekend Zombie News – New Years Poem
My fellow author Jane Jago wrote this poem for New Years:
Upcoming Andy Zach Appearances at Conventions
Say, any of you readers want me to come to your town? Just reply, or send me a message right here.
Andy Zach Cogitating
Then there’s this new addition to my office door:
One of my favorite Christmas presents!
If you like time traveling science fiction, I found a great article about this right here:
If you like historical fiction, here’s a fun article about medieval walking.
Paranormal Privateers Update
I’m over fifty-nine thousand words in chapter 8. I also have a free advanced reader copy of chapter one if you request it or reply to this post!
Get the first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now!
I’m so excited! For the very first time I’m offering a 67% discount on the Kindle version of My Undead Mother-in-law. You must get this first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now. Simply click on the book cover image below!
first My Undead Mother-in-law discount: Try the first chapter right here!
You’re from Missouri. (The ‘Show Me’ state.) You don’t want to buy without trying a little of the novel.
Wait no longer! Just click on the handy Youtube video of me, Andy Zach, reading the first chapter for you!
“I Want the Audiobook, Andy!”
I can understand that. Listen to this wonderful excerpt on Amazon:
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!
I’m also working on My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook right now in this blog post. with my fantastic voice actors, Phil Blechman and Raven Perez. I told you about them.
How would you like for me to give you free audiobooks? I will! I’m committed to giving away a book this month. For Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, and any other holiday that you may celebrate at this time, I’ll also give away a free audiobook of Zombie Turkeys. Gobble! Gobble!
“How Andy? How do I get all this?”
I’ll tell you! For the My Undead Mother-in-law discount, you must buy hereon December 18 and 19th only. You snooze, you lose!
But What About the FREE Audiobook?
That is even easier! Just go to my home page andyzach.net and subscribe to my newsletter. All newsletter subscribers are entered in the monthly drawing AND the SECOND drawing for the audiobook.
But again: you’re under a time limit! This drawing is for this month only! Don’t miss it, or you’ll be a turkey!
