Naturally, EVERYONE wants to Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day. But how, exactly?
To begin with, click here. Or you can click below:
What’s going on is a Zombie Turkeys giveaway for Mother’s Day. You click and subscribe to my newsletter and you get a free Zombie Turkeys ebook.
Here’s the back cover:
Give Zombie Turkeys – But I’m Already a Subscriber!
You are? Great! Thanks a lot! If you don’t have a copy of Zombie Turkeys, just email me and I’ll send you an ebook. All I ask is for a review.
After you get it, you can send it to your mother (or mother-in-law) in time for Mother’s Day.
Give Zombie Turkeys – But I Want Another Book!
No problem! We’ve got lots of them for free for our giveaway. And you can win $25! Just click here or on the next image below.
But I Want to Give My Undead Mother-in-law!
Naturally! Who doesn’t? And you can give THAT free too!
This giveaway works the same way as my Zombie Turkeys giveaway:
- You click on the link
- You subscribe to my newsletter
- If you’re already a subscriber, just email me and ask for a copy.
- I’ll send you a copy, but please write a review.
Get a Free Short Story – And Read it to Your Mom
Here’s a short story I’ve only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Now you can get it!
What’s this science fiction short story about? Here’s a hint:
“Um, Andy?”
“Yes, dear reader?”
“What does a hummingbird have to do with your story?”
“Read and find out!”
What’s Next? Andy Zach Sightings!
First one is May 19th in Springfield Illinois. Read below.
But June 7-9 is the BIG ONE.
The Tremont Turkey Festival! Three days of personal book signings and Zombie Turkeys performances by me!
