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5 Cool Links for You I Found this December

You will enjoy these 5 Cool Links I found this December. Let’s start with this amazing prediction from 1953 that came true:

When was this fulfilled? With the iPhone in 2010? That was 57 years later. Make a prediction now for 2077. I’ll give the person with the best prediction your choice of any of my books.

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Andy’s books, except for one

Here’s my latest book, published last Friday. You can win it with a well-reasoned prediction.

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Andy Zach’s latest book. Click to get it.

5 Cool Links for December – Your Next One

This link contains 5 cool things all by itself.

The Third Cool Thing – Enter My Book Contest Here

Contest rules

  1. Send me an email ([email protected]) or reply here with why or why not you would go into a space hotel.
  2. I will give you a free book of your choice if your response is factual and well-reasoned.
  3. You must respond before December 31st, 2019

Just in time for Christmas, your fourth cool thing

Did you know St. Nicholas was a Klingon? At least that explains the flying sleigh.

Finally, the last cool thing you’ll see of the 5 Cool Links – before my freebies below

These Triassic reptiles had massive heads. What if they were as intelligent as humans? What kind of civilization would they have? Write some fan fiction about these intelligent creatures, send it to me, and I’ll publish it. And I’ll give you your choice of my books to pick from.

And Now the Free Books, folks

My childhood hero, Ghoulardi

You will get 15 free science fiction and fantasy books here:

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Click to get 15 free books.

This includes a $30 prize for one lucky winner too. But you have to claim at least one book.

Before you go, why don’t you claim my free book, Secret Supers? It’s the first time I’ve offered it on a free promotion.

Secret Supers
Click to get your free copy!
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7 Cool Things for you I found on the internet

Look at 7 Cool Things I found on the internet this week! Let’s start with the first one.

I like this video because it’s funny and it pushes the edge. How about you? Do you like it? Let me know!

Then we have this second cool thing:

If you don’t know about my book, Paranormal Privateers, here’s the back cover:

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Click to get your copy of Paranormal Privateers

The Third Cool Thing of 7 Cool Things

Nancy Drew has been around so long she’s cool! Here you can find out more about her.

On to the next cool thing!

I have a love hate relationship with graphic novels. I worked hard with my illustrator to convert Zombie Turkeys to a graphic novel, but we were rejected by a comic publisher. Here’s part of our application:

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The opening of Zombie Turkeys, the graphic novel

I really liked Zombie Zurkeys in graphic novel format. How about you?

The Fifth Cool Thing

Of course, my selection of ‘cool things ‘ is always subject to criticism. If you have something cooler, send it to me and I’ll publish it in my blog.

Now for the sixth cool thing we have this fantasy map. Fantasy fans should love it!

7 Cool Things I found on the internet – the seventh

This is actually five things in one, all science and technology.

Bonus – Get Andy’s books for free

Yes, it’s the time of month for my two free book drawings. Join here before April 7th to get your name in the drawing!

My first three books are the Life After Life Chronicles:

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Get The Life After Life Chronicles here.

My newest book is Secret Supers. It’s available in the drawing as well.

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Get Secret Supers now!

And here’s the latest review of Zombie Turkeys:

5.0 out of 5 stars

Love it

February 24, 2019

This book was really good. It kept me wondering what would happen next. Can’t wait to read the next one.

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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

Free Books Galore

More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

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Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview