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New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review

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New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review

Amazing Amazon! A New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review just appeared. Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3RRVS80HM1XCZ/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01LXPR63Z

But I don’t want you to have to click on the link. I’m proud to have this review of my book, Zombie Turkeys.

New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review
Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review, Quoted

Here you have the review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Zombie turkey takeover., August 2, 2017
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This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)
Zombie turkey takeover.
This was a really cute book about turkeys turning zombie due to an infection that initially started in wild turkeys and spread to turkey farms. Due to genetic mutations in these zombie turkeys, they become wildly aggressive and kill anything they can spur or peck to death. Trouble is they can’t be killed easily. They can grow back heads, limbs, etc. and the flocks keep growing and growing. This becomes a great story for a reporter named Sam of the Midley Beacon. He and his editor Lisa chase the growing flocks of zombie turkeys that are coming from Illinois farms to get stories on the havoc they are wrecking. Lots of people are killed and through trial and error people discover that fire and salt water can stave off these flocks of fury. But despite efforts to contain and kill these turkeys, the numbers keep growing until the national guard is called in to help exterminate this epidemic. The author crafted a pretty good story as to how the turkeys became infected and wove in a bit of romance here and there. All in all it was a good read but it didn’t tie up as nicely as one would hope at the end but that’s because there is a book two.

 

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Here’s the book:

author interview
New Book Coming! Get It by clicking here!

And here’s the party! The launch party goes from 9 AM to 5 PM Central (Chicago) time.

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Best Zombie Turkeys Review Yet!

Best Zombie Turkeys Review Yet!

Best Zombie Turkeys Review
First and second pages of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

It’s hard to believe, but after nine months on sale, a reviewer has caught the essence, the spirit of Zombie Turkeys perfectly. It is the Best Zombie Turkeys Review Ever!

Here’s the link to the review on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2YSHAQ1MOVSEE/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01LXPR63Z
On Facebook, it’s here:

But I won’t make you click these links.

Best Zombie Turkeys Review Right Here!

Yes, straight from the darkest depths of Amazon, a Zombie Turkeys review emerges:

5.0 out of 5 stars This one is definitely NOT a turkey!, July 18, 2017
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This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)
‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American so I suspect there were even more than I noticed, handicapped by my British perspective. This is a book that takes ironic comedy to a whole new level – maybe ‘steelic’ comedy…? Humour is a very personal thing, but this book hit me right on the funny bone.

Part 2

‘Wanted badly: .30-06 carbine. Will trade hunting dog or wife for it.’

This is a well-written book which takes a totally deadpan approach to a thoroughly – hysterically – funny sequence of events. It is dark comedy, so avoid if you are squeamish. The pace of the book rolls along in a perfect, unhurried way – screaming up into the action sequences and taking time to enjoy the more delicious moments of humour. The story itself is a lot deeper than many real zombie books and the explanation for the zombie phenomenon is as clever as it is satirical.

The characters are well portrayed, deep enough to engage with and care about, but not so deep you get distracted from what they are doing by their personalities. They are the agents through which we see the events unfolding rather than the focus of the story. But the humour is subtle, all-pervading: like the idea of the survivalist organic turkey farmer, part of a network of such, living off grid – except for ordering things from Amazon on his wife’s credit card of course…

Part 3

‘The most disheartening thing was, she’d stab one through the heart, it’d drop fifteen feet to the ground with a satisfying thud, and then it’d stagger to its feet five minutes later and fly back up fifteen minutes later.’

The downside is that maybe some of the humour is lost on a non-US reader. There were a couple of moments I thought ‘Huh?’ then decided it was probably a reference to something outside my cultural parameters. The only other criticism I had was that it maybe played the theme along a tiny bit too far and perhaps had a few scenes been a bit shorter, a bit less detail on the way the plague spread, or a couple of turkey attacks left out – it might have been a sharper read. But these are very minor nit-picks against the whole.

This is a book I can recommend wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoys slow-boil satire and does not mind a few gory giblets thrown in the mix. If you want a good comedy read, you should gobble this up!

 

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Are You a Winner of “My Undead Mother-in-law”? Plus Four Tips!

Are You a Book Winner?

Andy Zach held the latest drawing today. His pet phoenix picked out the latest Book Winner. Is it you? If it is, you can select the paranormal comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys print or ebook or graphic novel, like the first two pages below:

Book Winner? The first page of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

Or you can select the Zombie Turkeys audiobook. Or you can select the soon-to-be-published My Undead Mother-in-law. 

Book Winner of My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

The winners for the past five months are:

Winner

2/28/2017

4/1/2017

5/9/2017

6/1/2017

7/6/2017

Name

Kathi

neethu.ohm

Brenda

Sally

Belinda

Kathi selected a new print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law. The other winners have yet to weigh in. What about you?  We have a monthly drawing here for you and all your friends who subscribe. (Click here and enter your email.) Or you can just contact me and I’ll subscribe you myself! (Click here to reach me with your email.)

Happy Independence Day!

And if that’s not wild enough, try this:

My real mother-in-law heard Horowitz perform this while she was a little girl in Buffalo NY.

Four Tips on How to Blog, Write, and Publish

For the Fourth of July I have four tips on blogging, writing, and publishing. First, consider how to become a successful blogger. Here’s the tip:

 How to Write Well and Publish Right

Here’s another useful book on Amazon, written by another fellow author. This is my second tip on writing. (Click here) 

Write Well Publish Right by [Moebius, Lucinda]

Thirdly, we have this useful article on pacing in your writing:


The fourth tip I have for you is on self-publishing:

New Fantasy Book Review

Then there’s this new review I wrote this week on fellow author Pauline Marquez’s book, “Worlds of Earth”


You can download it from Amazon here (click):
The Worlds of Earth (The Great Portal Wars Trilogy Book 1) by [Marquez, Pauline]

Finally, A Comic Turkey Dancing Video

What do you expect from a comic paranormal animal author? Here’s the last item.