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New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy

New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy

Reading a New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy book gives me some of my chief joys in life.

You can also read the review on Amazon. Just click on the back cover image below:

 

Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal
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But that’s not all the reviews I’ve gotten recently! Here’s another from Goodreads:

I’m so tickled by these reviews, I’m offering you, my faithful readers, a free short story. Click here, enter your email in the subscribe box, hit the button, and I’ll send you one.

Or, if you can’t stand subscribing to my newsletter, just contact me and I’ll personally send you one.  No obligation!

Here’s my signature on it!

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Andy’s autographed picture

What Else is Going On With Zombie Turkeys?

I have a search for Zombie Turkeys on Google which sends me anything referring to Zombie Turkeys. Look what the Google dragged in!

Then there’s this poll. I intend to make my Zombie Turkeys audiobook in September and publish it. I recently found another way of doing an audio book–using a robot to read it.

Let me know what you think!

Here’s the robot reading, if you’re curious. Maybe this is the next big thing in audio books!

And Now for Something Completely Different

The Game of Thrones has almost caught up with Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law with the paranormal animal craze. Check out this next picture:
Humorously speaking, zombie polar bears aren’t as funny as zombie turkeys. But then, I don’t think GoT aims for humor or comic relief. If they ever want to, I’m willing to license Zombie Turkeys to them for a nominal fee: one percent of their annual revenue.

Let’s make this a two-way conversation! The first person that responds to this post by comment or by email (mention the title in your email), gets a free e-book of your choice, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Find Out the Latest Undead Mother-in-law News

Find Out the Latest Undead Mother-in-law News

What could latest undead news be worth a whole blog post? I’ve published “My Undead Mother-in-law” on CreateSpace and Amazon Kindle.

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My latest book! Get It by clicking here!

In just three days I’ve gotten one hundred views and a review of the preview!  It’s here:

https://www.createspace.com/pub/member/review.preview.do?id=1230467

But you don’t have to go to the arduous work of clicking on the link! Here’s the review:

4 Star Rating Kokee August 25, 2017

What’s your overall impression of My Undead Mother-in-law?
Silly, cynical, tongue-in-cheek, a bit dry but pretty funny.

Did the opening chapter grab your attention? How?

It’s more or less what I was expecting after the title, but still entertaining.
What’s your impression of Diane Newby?
She’s really just a flat character for now, but she’s also the punchline so it works.
Does the book make you want to read the previous book, Zombie Turkeys?
Nah. It’s actually better just reading about the characters’ recollections of it and imagining.
How do you feel about humorous zombie satire?
It’s a bit overdone these days, but it can still be funny.

 

If you want to review the My Undead Mother-in-law preview, click here:

CreateSpace My Undead Mother-in-law preview page: https://www.createspace.com/Preview/1230467

 To review Zombie Turkeys, click here:
CreateSpace Zombie Turkeys preview page: https://www.createspace.com/Preview/1230449
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Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

Latest Undead News from Andy Zach

So who ya gonna call for the latest undead news?  Andy Zach! Here’s where you can find me:

First you have Andy Zach’s Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/andyzachauthor

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Andy: dressy casual

Secondly, find Zombie Turkeys Facebook page:  https://www.facebook.com/zombieturkeysbook

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A relaxed, yet formal, Andy Zach

Thirdly, you have the link to this blog and website: https://zombieturkeys.com

Andy Zach Latest Undead News
Andy pondering the latest undead news.

Fourthly, my Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B01M3Q35H1

New book coming
Andy Zach thinks about his new book, My Undead Mother-in-law

Fifthly, there’s the Andy Zach twitter page: https://twitter.com/AndyZach2

Zombie Turkey Fans
Zach, ready to go.

Here you can find my Zombie Turkeys twitter page: https://twitter.com/zombie_turkeys

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Andy Zach laughing at the jokes in his new novel My Undead Mother-in-law

Seventhly, my Undead Mother-in-law Twitter page: https://twitter.com/UndeadMotherlaw

Finally, I Andy Zach, sign off on this blog post!

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Andy’s autographed picture
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Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

How do you get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks ? Remember my earlier blog post Read First Review of My Undead Mother-in-law?  That’s the key!

GetYour Free Andy Zach ebooks
Get your “My Undead Mother-in-law” book by clicking here

You can promise to write a review of My Undead Mother-in-law and I will send you a free ebook. Just contact me here (click please). You can do My Undead Mother-in-law or Zombie Turkeys. 

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Of course, if you don’t want to write a review, you can download either book for only $2.99.

Or, you could try the next method.

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Another way!

There’s this secret method to get free ebooks of your choice on my blog. Few have discovered it.  Here they are:

Winner Date Name Prize
8/2/2017 Brandon
2/28/2017 Kathi MUM
5/9/2017 Brenda
4/1/2017 neethu.ohm
6/1/2017 Sally
7/6/2017 Belinda MUM

If you see your name there, contact me immediately and tell me what book you want. You see, these folks get their choice: ebook, print, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law. They can even choose to get the graphic novel we plan or the Zombie Turkeys audiobook.

But how? Inquiring minds want to know!

It’s simple. Subscribe to the site newsletter here (please click). Enter your email, hit the Subscribe button, and you’ll be placed in the monthly drawing for a free book.

Want more details about My Undead Mother-in-law? See what’s next!

Secret Cover Development Images for My Undead Mother-in-law

Book covers are vitally important. Here’s how we, Sean Flanagan, and I developed ours.

First, we thought to use Diane Newby’s (undead mother-in-law) catseye reading glasses:

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My Undead Mother-in-law cover hint
Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, our original image for Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

Then we picked Betty Crocker from 1980 and then aged her.   Here’s what we got, from our back cover.

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Diane Newby, hosting her children for dinner.

For the front cover, we started simply:

First Undead Mother-in-law cover
First Undead Mother-in-law cover

Too simple. The cover seemed too blank.

Here’s the next version:

Cover version 3
Cover version 3

The cover still appeared too boring visually. Then, we got the idea of suggesting a face. Here’s the final cover.

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If you want any other background details on cover development, add your comment below or contact me, Andy Zach. (Please click)

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Free short story by Andy Zach. Click to get.