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Get Your Free Zombie Turkeys Book – Click Within An Hour!

Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

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As you’re looking at this picture, your time is slipping away. Click to download.

Take it from the Steve Miller band:

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book, Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

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Read all about Zombie Turkeys each week! Click here.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News

Now hear this, you turkeys!
Now hear this, you turkeys! Listen to Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law. Click to get yours!

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Get your M.U.M! Click here!
Get your M.U.M! Click here!

Got Any More Books Coming Up?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Patriots. I want to publish it in April 2018.

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email.

Signing off,

Andy

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Andy’s autographed picture
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Two Free Books, Two Ways, Only 3 Days Left

Two Free Books, Two Ways, Only 3 Days Left

No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get Two Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Free Kindle promotion below. Just download it now:

Two Free Books for 3 more days
Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of My Undead Mother-in-law is below. After clicking, fill in your email address to send me an email agreeing to review My Undead Mother-in-law. I’ll send you a copy of My Undead Mother-in-law and also add you to our mailing list.

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Here’s Another Way to Get Two Free Books

If you don’t want to review and you don’t want e-books, but free paperbacks, I’ve got you covered!
Simply join me in our weekly newsletter and you’ll be automatically entered in our monthly drawing. Aside from paperback copies of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, we’ll also offer copies of the first Zombie Turkeys audiobook and the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel issue 1.

Didn’t you know we had a Zombie Turkeys graphic novel? Check out the next section.

You Can Get A Free Copy of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel, Issue 1

Here is the cover:

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Are You a Winner of “My Undead Mother-in-law”? Plus Four Tips!

Are You a Book Winner?

Andy Zach held the latest drawing today. His pet phoenix picked out the latest Book Winner. Is it you? If it is, you can select the paranormal comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys print or ebook or graphic novel, like the first two pages below:

Book Winner? The first page of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

Or you can select the Zombie Turkeys audiobook. Or you can select the soon-to-be-published My Undead Mother-in-law. 

Book Winner of My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

The winners for the past five months are:

Winner

2/28/2017

4/1/2017

5/9/2017

6/1/2017

7/6/2017

Name

Kathi

neethu.ohm

Brenda

Sally

Belinda

Kathi selected a new print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law. The other winners have yet to weigh in. What about you?  We have a monthly drawing here for you and all your friends who subscribe. (Click here and enter your email.) Or you can just contact me and I’ll subscribe you myself! (Click here to reach me with your email.)

Happy Independence Day!

And if that’s not wild enough, try this:

My real mother-in-law heard Horowitz perform this while she was a little girl in Buffalo NY.

Four Tips on How to Blog, Write, and Publish

For the Fourth of July I have four tips on blogging, writing, and publishing. First, consider how to become a successful blogger. Here’s the tip:

 How to Write Well and Publish Right

Here’s another useful book on Amazon, written by another fellow author. This is my second tip on writing. (Click here) 

Write Well Publish Right by [Moebius, Lucinda]

Thirdly, we have this useful article on pacing in your writing:


The fourth tip I have for you is on self-publishing:

New Fantasy Book Review

Then there’s this new review I wrote this week on fellow author Pauline Marquez’s book, “Worlds of Earth”


You can download it from Amazon here (click):
The Worlds of Earth (The Great Portal Wars Trilogy Book 1) by [Marquez, Pauline]

Finally, A Comic Turkey Dancing Video

What do you expect from a comic paranormal animal author? Here’s the last item.