“Don’t ridicle me!” That was one of the cute sayings my mother-in-law taught our children. She said that when she grew up in the 30s. (Note: she is NOT My Undead Mother-in-law. In the spirit of Wikipedia, this is called disambiguation) Naturally, I would later grow up to be a comic zombie author who’d write posts like “Get Your Ridiculous On with comic Zombie Turkeys”.
Where shall we begin? First, with a picture of my kids, from twenty-one years ago:
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“I Want the Audiobook, Andy!”
I can understand that. Listen to this wonderful excerpt on Amazon:
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I’m also working on My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook right now in this blog post. with my fantastic voice actors, Phil Blechman and Raven Perez. I told you about them.
How would you like for me to give you free audiobooks? I will! I’m committed to giving away a book this month. For Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, and any other holiday that you may celebrate at this time, I’ll also give away a free audiobook of Zombie Turkeys. Gobble! Gobble!
“How Andy? How do I get all this?”
I’ll tell you! For the My Undead Mother-in-law discount, you must buy hereon December 18 and 19th only. You snooze, you lose!
But What About the FREE Audiobook?
That is even easier! Just go to my home page andyzach.net and subscribe to my newsletter. All newsletter subscribers are entered in the monthly drawing AND the SECOND drawing for the audiobook.
But again: you’re under a time limit! This drawing is for this month only! Don’t miss it, or you’ll be a turkey!
I have a search for Zombie Turkeys on Google which sends me anything referring to Zombie Turkeys. Look what the Google dragged in!
Then there’s this poll. I intend to make my Zombie Turkeys audiobook in September and publish it. I recently found another way of doing an audio book–using a robot to read it.
Let me know what you think!
Here’s the robot reading, if you’re curious. Maybe this is the next big thing in audio books!
And Now for Something Completely Different
The Game of Thrones has almost caught up with Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law with the paranormal animal craze. Check out this next picture:
Humorously speaking, zombie polar bears aren’t as funny as zombie turkeys. But then, I don’t think GoT aims for humor or comic relief. If they ever want to, I’m willing to license Zombie Turkeys to them for a nominal fee: one percent of their annual revenue.
Let’s make this a two-way conversation! The first person that responds to this post by comment or by email (mention the title in your email), gets a free e-book of your choice, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law.
