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Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

Fun Links

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

“Where are my Fun Links, Andy?”, you ask. In honor of my book Zombie Turkeys two year anniversary since publication, let’s start with this one:

Who will win a battle between a turkey (non-zombie) and a hawk? Watch and find out!

Also, you can get a free sample of the audiobook version here. Just click on the triangle next to the words ‘Audio sample’ below the cover.

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Your Fun Links – The Next Generation

You may not be aware of the following fact:


You ask, “What do you mean, ‘Life imitating art’?” If you’ve read Zombie Turkeys and Paranormal Privateers, you’d know. SPOILER ALERT

Continue reading Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

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More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

More Humor for You
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

Christmas Zombie Turkey Style

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

This is one of those posts where you will laugh and get free stuff. How? Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–that’s how I find funny stuff.

But what about the free stuff? I’m in touch with a lot of authors and I find free stuff on the internet. Let’s start with the funny things.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

How about Thor: Rangarok set to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’?

If this isn’t funny enough for you, post something funnier in this blog’s comments or send it to me. I’ll give a free ebook to the funniest link I get.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

How about a free newsletter from me? How about a free book? I’ve got these:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

I hold one drawing every month for my newsletter subscribers. Join now!

Your Next Funny

Did you like Thor: Rogarnok set to ABBA? How about Captain America Winter Soldier?

Your Next Freebie

Okay, maybe you don’t like books. How about audiobooks?

Listen to a free sample of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here:

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Or listen to My Undead Mother-in-law here:

 

Andy Zach Cruises

My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

If the vocal actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez portraying my wacky characters appeal to you, then get on the newsletter mailing list. I have a monthly drawing for a free audiobook, including the end of this month.

The Last Funny Bit

The Last Freebie

One of my author friends, Rik Ty is giving away free stories. Grab yours while you can!

Click here to get them!

And now, here’s some free nostalgia:

One More Thing

I love Weird Al Yankovic! Who else can out bizarre Lady Gaga?