Posted on November 23, 2018 by admin

Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you! You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp

Enjoy!

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Volume 2, Number 27

First, Find Out How to Win a Free Ebook!

Your fondest dreams of comic paranormal animal humor may be fulfilled today! Here’s a very happy Thanksgiving wish to you and your kin:

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving–Say What?

By clicking the link to my blog post, you’ll learn the secret method to getting a free ebook. I hope you win!

I broke my own branding to post a zombie turkey header to this newsletter. What do you think of my illustrator’s work? Reply and I’ll give away another ebook and publish your scintillating comment!

In the blog post above, I mention zombie turkeys at Chicago’s Navy Pier and the Shakespeare theatre. Here’s the chapter icon.

Here’s a special Thanksgiving Video for You!

Drumroll . . .

Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’

The Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from the TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’.

More Fun Stuff for You!
Namely, I’ll put all my free Zombie Turkeys excerpts in one handy email for you!

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 1.

Excerpt number 2, Princeville

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 3, chapter 5, Tiskilwa. Realize, these are only PARTS of the chapter. But if you like action scenes, you should be happy…

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 4, chapter 9, Chicago. If you want to hear real professional do Zombie Turkeys, check this link. I’m only a professional comic paranormal animal author…

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers on Amazon

This is my original photoshopped zombie turkey

More blog posts with book reviews, excerpts, and news!

How to Co-blog with Another Blogger – 3 Tips for You

H ow to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie A pocalypse

One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here. If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy

Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ for you. This is the opening chapter.

So that’s the Free Newsletter! Let me know what you think or subscribe here: Free Newsletter.

Posted on November 11, 2018 by admin

Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach

Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach

Once more, I give you a taste of my free Zombie Turkeys Newsletter. If you want to get it yourself, click here!

Volume 2, Number 21

Drum Roll . . .

Gene Krupa and Benny Goodman introduce this month’s free book winners.

The October Book Winners!

Here you are – maybe!

Ebook or paperback:

Email	Date Won	First Name
drvm****@yahoo.com	11/7/2018	Dawn

Audible audiobook:

Email	Date Won	First Name
djmix****@gmail.com	11/7/2018	D

But that’s not all! There are past month’s winners who haven’t claimed their prizes yet. Are you one of them?

Email	Date Won	Name
neethu****@gmail.com	4/1/2017	neethu.ohm
brandon****@gmail.com	8/2/2017	Brandon
onlyjannise****@yahoo.com	11/6/2017	Jannise
skaveh****@gmail.com	10/10/2017	skaveh**@gmail.com
bendywoo****@yahoo.co.uk	2/4/2018	Wendy
andrea****@live.com	12/8/2017	Andrea
candlesmoke***@yahoo.com	1/1/2018	Perry

cryssy****@gmail.com	Audiobook	Crystal

lorih****@yahoo.com	3/4/2018	Lori
mhhhayes****@gmail.com	Audiobook	Matthew
mwmillersr****@live.com	6/1/2018	Mark
sammijean****@gmail.com	7/2/2018	Sammantha
widgit****@yahoo.com.au	4/2/2018	Beverley
[email protected]	6/1/2018	Willem
[email protected]	5/6/2018	Georgie
elaine.****@att.net	Audiobook	Elaine
jandries****@aol.com	7/11/2018	Jeannie
notlu****@yahoo.com	7/11/2018	Lou Ann

Now if you won, reply immediately, so I can send you your book!
Be sure to tell me which book you want and the format: ebook or print, if you won those.

If you didn’t win, here are 5 ways to get free books below.

Find Out More Ways to Get Free Books

Andy Zach will soon appear at Chambanacon!
Help your friends win free books! Forward this email to all of them!.
If you’re NOT a newsletter subscriber? Subscribe to our blog right here!
How do I select my book winners? Phoerensix picks them! Click the image below to get my free short story ‘A Phoenix Tale’. It’s a bit of personal history about how I got my first phoenix.

A beautiful fall sunrise . . .

Get your fun right here from with book reviews, taxtips and news!

Your Free Zombie Turkeys Excerpts and the Latest News

3 Tax Tips For Authors Business Owners and Side Hustlers From Zombie Turkeys

Laughter for You – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!
This is my previous newsletter, in blog form, for those of you who missed it.

One more thing . . .

Here’s a BRAND NEW VIDEO of Paranormal Privateers, never before seen. Enjoy!

Reply for comments! Click to get it!

Posted on October 31, 2018 by admin

Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

What is this post, ‘Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!’? It is my first posting of a newsletter! Join here, if you want this newsletter monthly or bi-monthly.

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Volume 2, Number 28

First, Check Out Your Zombie Turkeys, now at .99

What readers are saying about Zombie Turkeys:

“I love irony, and it works particularly well here. Nice job.”
“This is what makes the book so fun to read. Nice storytelling.”
“Great job with these press conferences and their spin.”
“This is too good. Love it!”
“Just clever writing.”
“This is great! Laughed out loud.”
“I laughed out loud, thought the parody was spot on, and enjoyed the satire.”
“Oh, this cracked me up! Classic. Love it. Well done.”
“You use similes so wisely—and they’re so apropos to the story too.”

Do you want more? Check out all Zombie Turkeys reviews on Amazon.

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

The Next Funny Video

Now that you know what to give for Halloween (and Thanksgiving), are you stuck for what to wear for Halloween? Weird Al Yankovic gives you some suggestions while performing his parody ‘Perform This Way’.

Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

Your Latest Laughter from Andy Zach

Andy Zach scours the internet for your enjoyment and then posts amusement on his website. Enjoy these three recent posts o the internet’s greatest hits.

Get Your Laughs Here from Andy Zach