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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

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More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

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If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

This is one of those posts where you will laugh and get free stuff. How? Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–that’s how I find funny stuff.

But what about the free stuff? I’m in touch with a lot of authors and I find free stuff on the internet. Let’s start with the funny things.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

How about Thor: Rangarok set to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’?

If this isn’t funny enough for you, post something funnier in this blog’s comments or send it to me. I’ll give a free ebook to the funniest link I get.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

How about a free newsletter from me? How about a free book? I’ve got these:

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I hold one drawing every month for my newsletter subscribers. Join now!

Your Next Funny

Did you like Thor: Rogarnok set to ABBA? How about Captain America Winter Soldier?

Your Next Freebie

Okay, maybe you don’t like books. How about audiobooks?

Listen to a free sample of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here:

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Or listen to My Undead Mother-in-law here:

 

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My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

If the vocal actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez portraying my wacky characters appeal to you, then get on the newsletter mailing list. I have a monthly drawing for a free audiobook, including the end of this month.

The Last Funny Bit

The Last Freebie

One of my author friends, Rik Ty is giving away free stories. Grab yours while you can!

Click here to get them!

And now, here’s some free nostalgia:

One More Thing

I love Weird Al Yankovic! Who else can out bizarre Lady Gaga?

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Get 3 Great Writing Tips from Author Andy Zach

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Get 3 Great Writing Tips from Zombie Turkeys Author Andy Zach

Do you want to Get 3 Great Writing Tips from Zombie Turkeys Author Andy Zach? They’re coming!  But first, have a laugh, courtesy of Andy’s favorite, Weird Al Yankovich!

Get 3 Great Writing Tips – Your First Tip

Have you heard of the Three Act Story Structure? How about the nine plot points? It’s foundational to most movies and plays and books. First invented by Aristotle, this article delves into it:

There are many variations on this theme, but if you think about it, every story has a beginning, middle, and end. Your story usually climaxes after the middle, or at the end of the second act of the play, and then the results of the action happen.

Intermission in Get 3 Great Writing Tips

Will we be dominated by robots in the future? Comment on this post or drop me a line, after watching this video.

And now on to the next tip.

Get 3 Great Writing Tips – Your Second Tip

Now you’ve got some idea about story structure, tell me about your favorite characters. Tell me about either characters you’ve created or your favorite fictional characters of all time. Then tell me what motivated them. Character motivation is what the next tip is all about.

Next, a Squirrel of a Different Color

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A malabar squirrel from India. Truly a squirrel of a different color. Links to another squirrel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get 3 Great Writing Tips – The Third and Final Tip

I thought about telling you more about plotting, like my previous post teaching plotting, or my second lesson about plotting. I found the next article is even better, revealing another technique. Have you ever used tension between characters to create interest in a story? Read all about how to do that. Let me know what you think of it!

Your Final Bit of Fun

I hope you’re a thrill lover! Here comes the thrill of your life, via this next video.

If you like my blog and don’t want to miss any posts, subscribe here! You’ll also get a free story.

If you’re already a newsletter subscriber, share with your friends. For each new subscriber you get, send me their email address and I’ll give you an extra chance to win a free book in my two monthly drawings.

My next free book drawing is September 2nd!

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