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Best Zombie Turkeys Review Yet!

Best Zombie Turkeys Review Yet!

Best Zombie Turkeys Review
First and second pages of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

It’s hard to believe, but after nine months on sale, a reviewer has caught the essence, the spirit of Zombie Turkeys perfectly. It is the Best Zombie Turkeys Review Ever!

Here’s the link to the review on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R2YSHAQ1MOVSEE/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01LXPR63Z
On Facebook, it’s here:

But I won’t make you click these links.

Best Zombie Turkeys Review Right Here!

Yes, straight from the darkest depths of Amazon, a Zombie Turkeys review emerges:

5.0 out of 5 stars This one is definitely NOT a turkey!, July 18, 2017
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This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)
‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…

This was a book I picked up with trepidation as it seemed all too possible it would be a ‘one trick pony’ stretching a single joke to beyond breaking point across the length of an entire novel. Wrong! It is like a bowl of potpourri on the sideboard of life – lots of subtle blending examples of humour – many of them very American so I suspect there were even more than I noticed, handicapped by my British perspective. This is a book that takes ironic comedy to a whole new level – maybe ‘steelic’ comedy…? Humour is a very personal thing, but this book hit me right on the funny bone.

Part 2

‘Wanted badly: .30-06 carbine. Will trade hunting dog or wife for it.’

This is a well-written book which takes a totally deadpan approach to a thoroughly – hysterically – funny sequence of events. It is dark comedy, so avoid if you are squeamish. The pace of the book rolls along in a perfect, unhurried way – screaming up into the action sequences and taking time to enjoy the more delicious moments of humour. The story itself is a lot deeper than many real zombie books and the explanation for the zombie phenomenon is as clever as it is satirical.

The characters are well portrayed, deep enough to engage with and care about, but not so deep you get distracted from what they are doing by their personalities. They are the agents through which we see the events unfolding rather than the focus of the story. But the humour is subtle, all-pervading: like the idea of the survivalist organic turkey farmer, part of a network of such, living off grid – except for ordering things from Amazon on his wife’s credit card of course…

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‘The most disheartening thing was, she’d stab one through the heart, it’d drop fifteen feet to the ground with a satisfying thud, and then it’d stagger to its feet five minutes later and fly back up fifteen minutes later.’

The downside is that maybe some of the humour is lost on a non-US reader. There were a couple of moments I thought ‘Huh?’ then decided it was probably a reference to something outside my cultural parameters. The only other criticism I had was that it maybe played the theme along a tiny bit too far and perhaps had a few scenes been a bit shorter, a bit less detail on the way the plague spread, or a couple of turkey attacks left out – it might have been a sharper read. But these are very minor nit-picks against the whole.

This is a book I can recommend wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoys slow-boil satire and does not mind a few gory giblets thrown in the mix. If you want a good comedy read, you should gobble this up!

 

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New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Here’s How

New Book Coming! Get It For Free–Here’s How

The New Book Coming My Undead Mother-in-law is now uploaded to Amazon. It’s not quite ready for sale–but that’s coming. You can read it right now, for free.

New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Here's How
New Book Coming! Get It For Free! Here’s How

First, let me tell you a little about My Undead Mother-in-law. It’s volume 2 of my Life After Life Chronicles. It follows the comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys. My advance readers all felt this novel is better than Zombie Turkeys. If you liked that, you’ll love volume 2.

What’s in the New Book Coming

Unlike Zombie Turkeys, I focus on people becoming zombies. And unlike Zombie Turkeys, the villain is not a turkey. Just read the book blurb:

My mother-in-law’s a zombie. And she has anger-management issues.

My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don’t treat her like a normal human being—with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn’t get her own way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake.    Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread. 

 But the world’s most powerful criminal plans to control zombies. His only problem with zombies is that they have way too much free will. He has a solution for that. But will it work with  Diane Newby?

The world divides into pro-zombie and anti-zombie factions. Battles break out everywhere. Which side will you take? Who will live and who will die?

You might not survive this book. But at least you’ll die laughing.

Here’s How To Get It Free

New Book Coming
Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

First, copy this text exactly:

“I promise to review My Undead Mother-in-law on Goodreads and/or Amazon.”

Next, click on the book cover above and go to my contact page. There you’ll paste this text in the message area.

Finally, enter your email so I can send you an electronic copy of my book.

Or, you can just email me, Andy Zach, at [email protected].

Finally, Don’t Forget This

My Amazon home page is here. Just click here to go there and enter your review.

My Goodreads homepage is here. Again, click here to go there and enter your review.

In case you don’t know by now, here’s what I look like.

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Andy Zach laughing at the jokes in his new novel My Undead Mother-in-law
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What Are The Zombie Turkeys Doing Today?

When we last checked with Zombie Turkeys, they were rampaging in Navy Pier in Chicago. What are the Zombie Turkeys doing now? Your life may depend upon it!

What Are Zombie Turkeys Doing Today? What are Zombie Turkeys Doing Today? Here they attack Navy Pier in Chicago.

If you’ve read Zombie Turkeys, you know you can’t kill them with guns or shotguns, and barely with flamethrowers, so it behooves you to pay close attention to their doings.

First of all, there’s this bloodthirsty rendition of a zombie turkey:

What Are Zombie Turkeys Doing? A Graphic Novel!

I’ve been threatening to create a graphic novel from my book Zombie Turkeys. Now, thanks to my faithful illustrator Sean Flanagan, we’re on our way.

First, the Zombie Turkey novel cover:

What Are Zombie Turkeys Doing? Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Now, for the first time ever, the Zombie Turkey Graphic novel cover:

That's what Zombie Turkeys Doing Today! What Are Zombie Turkeys Doing Today? A graphic novel!

While we’re on firsts, here are the first and second pages:

What Are Zombie Turkeys Doing? First and second pages of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

How do I top this? Wait’ll you see what’s next!

How Would You Like A Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel For Free?

“Andy! How can you do that? You’re a starving comic urban fantasy author!” you ask.

Thank you for your concern! But don’t worry; I’ll just take money out of my IRA!

But you probably want to know how to get such a treasure, for free. Here’s the secret: Subscribe to our newsletter by clicking here!

You see, every month I have a drawing for my newsletter subscribers where I give away a free book of their choice. There have been five winners so far. You could be next!

But it gets better! If you get your friends to subscribe, I’ll give you credit and give you extra chances to win!

Just send me their emails using your registered email to my email address [email protected]. You can also use my contact page.

That’s all folks!