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What’s Best on the Internet This Week? Andy Tells All

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What’s Best on the Internet This Week? I have scoured it from stem to stem and boiled down billions of articles and videos to these. This includes free books and offers for you.

Let’s start with this doozy:

So if one robot kills another, is a crime committed? What is the crime? Who is liable? If you answer these three questions, I’ll give you an audiobook of your choice.

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Andy Zach’s four audiobooks. More to come!

What’s Best on the Internet – If You Write Books

Dig this pithy process chart for book publishing from fellow author Mike Van Horn.

This process excludes audible books, which I produce through Audible.com. But it includes Ingram Spark, which I do not presently use nor Kobe-Nook and Apple Books. Tell me, for a free book, where you get your books?

Next, The Best Review This Week

You can follow the links to the source on Goodreads, or you can read it below:

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Andy Zach’s first novel. Get a signed copy from Andy here.

Zombie Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles, #1)

I met Andy at PeoriaCon last spring at Expo Gardens. He was very animated and reading an excerpt from this book, so I couldn’t help but to purchase it. The book was great. I really enjoyed the humor and detail, but also the fact that the midwest where I from was the backdrop for the storyline. I was very excited to get my hands on the next book.

From Goodreads.com

If you write a review of my books, I’ll give you one in appreciation. Or, you can ask for an ebook or audiobook and I’ll give you one in exchange for a review. It doesn’t have to be positive. Every review helps me gain visibility through the Amazon algorithm.

What’s Best – Here’s a Jaw-Dropper Coming Up

Now maybe you’re creeped out by the size of asteroids, especially the thought of one hitting the Earth. (Although that’s a good premise for a story.)

Your trivia of the day: a meteor 23 miles across killed the dinosaurs. That’s 37 kilometers. Which of the asteroids listed comes closest to that? Tell me and I’ll send you a free audiobook.

Your Last Best Internet Item

People traveling to space as tourists. Would you do that? Let me know, yes or no, and I’ll send you an audiobook.

Regardless, I would go to space if I could. This is a realization of years of science fiction imagination.

Space Travel as imagined in 1968
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Get Your Laughs Here from Author Andy Zach

Happy Mother's Day

Get Your Laughs Here from Comic Paranormal Author Andy Zach

Get Your Laughs Here – “OK, make me laugh,” you say.

How about this?

Then there’s this. My high school friends and I memorized this scene from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail.’

Get Your Laughs Here – Second Section

I know you expect the very best comic paranormal animal humor. Here is your exclusive preview of the opening of Paranormal Privateers, read by yours truly.

Changing Paranormal Gears to Murder Mystery

Here’s a sneak preview of my author friend Amy Sauder’s new book, ‘I Know You Like A Murder’. Let me know by reply or email if you like mysteries like this.

Get Your Laughs Here – Third Part

Heading off into a new direction, how would you like an all expense paid trip to a zombie apocalypse?

I’m considering offering this as a prize for anyone who sells the most copies of my books.

First, I’ll have to make enough money to pay for this. Reply to this post if you’re interested in a contest like this. Then I’ll consider how to sell enough books to pay for it.

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Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

Now, For Fantasy Fans, Which Mythical Beasts Could Really Fly?

You will find this article fascinating:

Next, For Star Wars Fans, Which Planets Could Actually Exist?

My books border between science fiction and fantasy. (If you don’t agree, certainly argue with me! The best  arguments in replies or emails will get a free ebook!). If you’re a Star Wars fan, you’ll love the next item:

Continuing the science fiction theme, here’s a great graphic of all the interplanetary missions NASA has launched to date. Which planet would you like to visit?

Here’s a similar image, more beautiful, but truncated:

Finally, you will enjoy my last science/science fiction link:

Next, a Useful Mneumonic for Pokemon Lovers

Never let it be said my blog posts don’t contain useful information!

Finally, Let’s Close with this Merry Tune

Fooled You! There’s One More Thing . . .

For those of you who wish to ‘press the flesh’ of the world’s most prominent comic paranormal animal author, I will be at the Book Nook bookstore next Saturday, October 27th.