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New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review

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New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review

Amazing Amazon! A New Zombie Turkeys Amazon Review just appeared. Here’s the link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3RRVS80HM1XCZ/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01LXPR63Z

But I don’t want you to have to click on the link. I’m proud to have this review of my book, Zombie Turkeys.

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Here you have the review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Zombie turkey takeover., August 2, 2017
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This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1) (Kindle Edition)
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This was a really cute book about turkeys turning zombie due to an infection that initially started in wild turkeys and spread to turkey farms. Due to genetic mutations in these zombie turkeys, they become wildly aggressive and kill anything they can spur or peck to death. Trouble is they can’t be killed easily. They can grow back heads, limbs, etc. and the flocks keep growing and growing. This becomes a great story for a reporter named Sam of the Midley Beacon. He and his editor Lisa chase the growing flocks of zombie turkeys that are coming from Illinois farms to get stories on the havoc they are wrecking. Lots of people are killed and through trial and error people discover that fire and salt water can stave off these flocks of fury. But despite efforts to contain and kill these turkeys, the numbers keep growing until the national guard is called in to help exterminate this epidemic. The author crafted a pretty good story as to how the turkeys became infected and wove in a bit of romance here and there. All in all it was a good read but it didn’t tie up as nicely as one would hope at the end but that’s because there is a book two.

 

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Here’s the book:

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New Book Coming! Get It by clicking here!

And here’s the party! The launch party goes from 9 AM to 5 PM Central (Chicago) time.

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Get Your Free Zombie Turkeys Book – Click Within An Hour!

Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

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As you’re looking at this picture, your time is slipping away. Click to download.

Take it from the Steve Miller band:

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book, Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

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Read all about Zombie Turkeys each week! Click here.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News

Now hear this, you turkeys!
Now hear this, you turkeys! Listen to Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law. Click to get yours!

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Get your M.U.M! Click here!
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Got Any More Books Coming Up?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Patriots. I want to publish it in April 2018.

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email.

Signing off,

Andy

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This will make you laugh – if you do this!

This will make you laugh  – if you do this!

Zombie Turkeys – the only comic paranormal urban fantasy – will make you laugh. But only if you do this one thing.

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Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Quick! Click the picture above of the zombie turkey and download Zombie Turkeys for free from Kindle on Amazon! The offer ends TOMORROW!

Tired of the same old zombie books, TV, and movies? Try Zombie Turkeys before you lose the chance at a free book!

Turkeys are funny, but not scary. Zombies are scary but not funny. Have both with Zombie Turkeys.

Oh, and if you like romance, there are three romances within the book.

Get it now, before it’s too late! CLICK HERE!

Wait One Minute – Prove Zombie Turkeys will make you laugh

No problem! I’ve got tons of proof Zombies Turkeys will make you laugh. First, let’s start here:

 

Not enough? Are you barely smiling? How about this next video?

 

Do you want more? I have more funny videos, like the third Zombie Turkeys excerpt following:

 

Maybe you’re interested in my next book

Zombie Turkeys is just volume 1 of the Life After Life Chronicles. Volume 2 is My Undead Mother-in-law, availabe on Kindle right now:

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Get your “My Undead Mother-in-law” book by clicking here

If you want the print edition, click on the back cover below:

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Click here to get the print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

Here’s Andy Reading My Undead Mother-in-law

Do You Have Any Other Wonderful Books?

Yes! But they’re works in process.

First, there’s volume 3 of Life After Life Chronicles, named Paranormal Patriots. We continue the saga of zombies in the world against them.

Next, there’s the audio edition of Zombie Turkeys. If you liked me reading excerpts, just imagine the whole book read aloud with professional recording equipment. The mind boggles.

Finally, there is the upcoming first issue of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel. I know it seems too good to be true, but it may be here by October!

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That’s all for now!

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