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7 Science Stories – Which Are True? Tell me and win

7 Science Stories – Which Are True? Can you tell? If you can, you can get a free copy of my funny zombie book, Zombie Turkeys.

Let’s start with the first story!

Spooky? Ghostly particles? Have we stumbled into paranormal science here? Decide if this is real science or not and tell me in a comment or send me an email.

Then there’s this science story

Is this for real? If you’re wondering about who Terry Pratchett is, check out this video about the movie ‘The Color of Magic’ based upon Terry’s novel of that name. It’s the first among dozens of novels set in Disk World.

7 Science Stories – The Third

Is this a science fiction book cover? Or is it real? You decide and let me know.

7 Science Stories
Is this picture real?

Moving on to the fourth science story

R2-D2? Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, Star Wars.

You might have heard of Star Wars.

That’s a science fiction movie. Is the Air Force really using R2-D2? Or is this a hoax story? I need to know. You need to get this right to get your free book.

Oh, and Zombie Turkeys is also available for free as an audiobook.

7 Science Stories – The Fifth

This story is a combination of science and history. Or steampunk fiction? Did they really have AI in the 17th and 18th centuries. Reply to this post or
to me

Story Number 6 – Is This Real?

Are these science fiction ideas, or real science? Or are they exaggerated? Our news media would never exaggerate science, would they?
You tell me.

Now, the Last story

Can you really pop balloons with a laser? It’s on the internet, so it must be true! Just like the next video.

Did you get them all right? Contact me at [email protected] or right here with your answers. If you’re right, I’ll reply with a Zombie Turkeys ebook.

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Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you!  You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp

Enjoy!



 

Volume 2, Number 27

 

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Zombie Turkey flies free on Thanksgiving!

First, Find Out How to Win a Free Ebook!

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Read free on Kindle Unlimited! Listen free with Audible! Click to get.

 

 

Your fondest dreams of comic paranormal animal humor may be fulfilled today! Here’s a very happy Thanksgiving wish to you and your kin:

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving–Say What?

By clicking the link to my blog post, you’ll learn the secret method to getting a free ebook. I hope you win!

I broke my own branding to post a zombie turkey header to this newsletter. What do you think of my illustrator’s work? Reply and I’ll give away another ebook and publish your scintillating comment!

In the blog post above, I mention zombie turkeys at Chicago’s Navy Pier and the Shakespeare theatre. Here’s the chapter icon.

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Get some Zombie Turkeys with your cranberries! Click now.

 

 

Here’s a special Thanksgiving Video for You!

Drumroll . . .

 

Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’
The Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from the TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’.

More Fun Stuff for You!
Namely, I’ll put all my free Zombie Turkeys excerpts in one handy email for you!

 
Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 1.

Excerpt number 2, Princeville

 
Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 3, chapter 5, Tiskilwa. Realize, these are only PARTS of the chapter. But if you like action scenes, you should be happy…

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 4, chapter 9, Chicago. If you want to hear real professional do Zombie Turkeys, check this link. I’m only a professional comic paranormal animal author…
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers on Amazon
 

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This is my original photoshopped zombie turkey

More blog posts with book reviews, excerpts, and news!

How to Co-blog with Another Blogger – 3 Tips for You

How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse

One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

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Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ for you. This is the opening chapter.

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A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

What do I mean by “A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You”?

Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

 

 

 

 

 

First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.

Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.

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And Shedd Aquarium, next to Navy Pier in Chicago. The zombie turkeys got in there too.

Zombie Turkeys Chapter 11 Icon
Zombie Turkeys Chapter 11 Icon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.

Finally, zombie turkeys get to have a scene with the President. You’ll have to read it in the book. But you can get an ebook for .99 (free, if you’re on Kindle Unlimited).

Or you can get it for free on Audible, if you sign up for the free trial.

You can also win a free copy by signing up for my newsletter on this site or at my Mailchimp page.

You have a lot to be thankful for, just like Zombie Turkeys.

How Will You Spend A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving?

Reply and let me know. Put a comment below or email me. I’ll give a free ebook for the best comment!

As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?

Here’s the dedication:

To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.

 

 

 

Finally, What Will You Do After Thanksgiving?

Me, I’m going to Chambana Con!  This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.

Paranormal Privateers Now
Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon

Guest of Honor

Eric Flint

Golden Guest of Honor

Gene Wolfe

Also Appearing at ChamBanaCon