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Life After Life Chronicles: Progress Update

Progress! “Life After Life Chronicles” Slow, but right!

I just made progress on My Undead Mother-in-law! That’s the second volume of my “Life After Life Chronicles”, my comic parody of the zombie genre. So far I’m 93% complete on the Week 4 phase. 5 Weeks remain until the deadline.

I spent 37 years as a programmer, systems analyst, and project manager, and the classic description of project management is “It takes 50% of the time to get 90% done, and then 100% of the time to get the last 10%”. Project management has such low standards that any completed project is considered a success, even if it’s late and over budget.

By these generous standards, my book “My Undead Mother-in-law” is doing great! The first draft is only five weeks late! I have real hope of getting it to my editor by May 1st. So, I’m not as big of a turkey (zombie or otherwise) as I could be!

Zombie Turkey from Life After Life Chronicles
A zombie turkey in attack mode

I believe this volume 2 of the “Life After Life Chronicles”, my series of comical zombie books, is more complex and just as entertaining as “Zombie Turkeys”. (Available for purchase on Amazon: link.)

My Undead Mother-in-law
Phase:Week 4
Due:7 years ago
92.7%

Please reply to this post if you want a FREE copy of an excerpt from “My Undead Mother-in-law”. I have one just for you.  Here is my signed guarantee:signed-andy-zach

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My Undead MotherInLaw Progress Update December 5, 2016

Belated Book Status Update – My Undead MotherInLaw

Firstly, I just made progress on My Undead MotherInLaw! So far I’m 75% complete on the Week 4 phase. 5 Days remain until the deadline. Oh–the deadline, November 30th has passed. So I’m late.  But I’m still plugging!dsc_6975bl

Here’s a synopsis of My Undead Mother-in-law:

Synopsis

Let me tell what what my undead mother-in-law is like: she likes to bake cookies and apple pie. Oh, and she terrorizes her zombie son and daughter-in-law to be for not being married.

Me, I married her daughter Diane before she became a zombie.  That was a big change in our relationship. Most of the time, she’s just like a normal person, with bright red, glowing eyes. But when she loses her temper–look out!

I’m just an internet marketing rep and part time blogger. Ron Yardly. But I’ll tell you the tale of my zombie mother-in-law. Don’t flinch.

Helpful Link to Andy Zach’s New Book, “My Undead MotherInLaw”

You can check out my page on NaNoMo website here:Andy Zach NaNoMo Page.

Watch this space: Once my first draft is done, I’ll share an excerpt.

Official Excuse List

Andy Zach, author of My Undead MotherInLaw
Andy Zach, author of My Undead MotherInLaw

Feel free to borrow!

  • Traveled to Cleveland to get my real mother-in-law – lost three days.
  • I celebrated Thanksgiving – lost three days.

    The First Zombie Turkey
    The First Zombie Turkey
  • Chambanacon happened and I attended – I lost three days. But I sold some books!
    Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon
    Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon

    So, bottom line, is, I still have nine days to go! Watch this space on December 9th!

Finally, just for comparison, I was also late last year writing Zombie Turkeys. But look how well that turned out!

“All’s well that ends well” — William Shakespeare As You Like It

P.S. If you want an Advance Reader’s Copy of My Undead Mother-in-law, just reply here.  I’ll post it later.  Watch this space.