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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

The theme of Chambanacon, the 47-year-old ‘relax-a-con’, fantasy and science fiction convention was ‘My Little Zombie Pony ‘. Here’s the logo!

My Little Zombie Pony
“My Little Zombie Pony” logo by Ray Van Tilberg

The theme is a natural for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, so I was there!

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

 

My Little Zombie Pony
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My Little Zombie Pony – Chabanacon Pictures

Since I was there, I signed books for my fans!

My Little Zombie Pony
Andy Zach at Chambanacon

Since I loved talking to fans there, I also love talking to fans on my blog. Reply to this post for a free short story!

Here’s How to Get A Free Audio Book!

Every month I give away one free copy of my books Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law to my newsletter subscribers. Just join up by clicking here!

If you want to sample the acting skills of Phil Blechman and Raven Perez, who read Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, click on the link below:

Find out more about voice actor Phil Blechman

Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor
Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor

Powerful baritone with a wide range. BFA in Drama from Syracuse University.

Available for: Royalty Share Or $50-$100 PFH

  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NY, US
I also have my female voice actor’s web page next.

Find out about Raven Perez, audiobook voice actor

Her bio:

Bio

One More Thing

You don’t have to get an audiobook! We also have ebooks and paperbacks!

Here’s a sample of Zombie Turkeys from the paperback:

And here’s the free preview of My Undead Mother-in-law:

I look forward to your comments!  Tell me if you like audiobook, paperback, or ebook format the best!

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Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

How do you get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks ? Remember my earlier blog post Read First Review of My Undead Mother-in-law?  That’s the key!

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Get your “My Undead Mother-in-law” book by clicking here

You can promise to write a review of My Undead Mother-in-law and I will send you a free ebook. Just contact me here (click please). You can do My Undead Mother-in-law or Zombie Turkeys. 

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Of course, if you don’t want to write a review, you can download either book for only $2.99.

Or, you could try the next method.

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Another way!

There’s this secret method to get free ebooks of your choice on my blog. Few have discovered it.  Here they are:

Winner Date Name Prize
8/2/2017 Brandon
2/28/2017 Kathi MUM
5/9/2017 Brenda
4/1/2017 neethu.ohm
6/1/2017 Sally
7/6/2017 Belinda MUM

If you see your name there, contact me immediately and tell me what book you want. You see, these folks get their choice: ebook, print, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law. They can even choose to get the graphic novel we plan or the Zombie Turkeys audiobook.

But how? Inquiring minds want to know!

It’s simple. Subscribe to the site newsletter here (please click). Enter your email, hit the Subscribe button, and you’ll be placed in the monthly drawing for a free book.

Want more details about My Undead Mother-in-law? See what’s next!

Secret Cover Development Images for My Undead Mother-in-law

Book covers are vitally important. Here’s how we, Sean Flanagan, and I developed ours.

First, we thought to use Diane Newby’s (undead mother-in-law) catseye reading glasses:

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My Undead Mother-in-law cover hint
Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, our original image for Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

Then we picked Betty Crocker from 1980 and then aged her.   Here’s what we got, from our back cover.

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Diane Newby, hosting her children for dinner.

For the front cover, we started simply:

First Undead Mother-in-law cover
First Undead Mother-in-law cover

Too simple. The cover seemed too blank.

Here’s the next version:

Cover version 3
Cover version 3

The cover still appeared too boring visually. Then, we got the idea of suggesting a face. Here’s the final cover.

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If you want any other background details on cover development, add your comment below or contact me, Andy Zach. (Please click)

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Free short story by Andy Zach. Click to get.
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Get Your Free Zombie Turkeys Book – Click Within An Hour!

Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

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As you’re looking at this picture, your time is slipping away. Click to download.

Take it from the Steve Miller band:

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book, Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

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Read all about Zombie Turkeys each week! Click here.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News

Now hear this, you turkeys!
Now hear this, you turkeys! Listen to Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law. Click to get yours!

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Get your M.U.M! Click here!
Get your M.U.M! Click here!

Got Any More Books Coming Up?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Patriots. I want to publish it in April 2018.

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email.

Signing off,

Andy

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Andy’s autographed picture