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Zombie Turkeys End Time – Your Last Day for Free Laughter

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Zombie Turkeys End Time

The Zombie Turkeys End Time is now. That is, the last day of the free Kindle sale, right here:

In case you don’t realize it, at midnight tonight, March 16th, PDT, the free book sale ends and the price reverts to $2.99.  Still very inexpensive entertainment!

Zombie Turkeys End Time – Why You Must Read It

Here’s the latest Amazon review of Zombie Turkeys:

Zombie Turkeys End Time

Customer Review

5.0 out of 5 starsA very fun, very funny read.
ByTravis S. Bachon March 16, 2018
Format: Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase

I loved every gobbling, clucking page of this book. It’s this hilarious and insane story that wonderfully hits all the right zombie outbreak tropes I love, but done with turkeys and thanksgiving themes. SO FUNNY! I could read about heroic turkey farmers making chipper-shredder last stands for just about forever.

The main dude, Mr. Unknown Blogger, was also a very likable and fun main character to ride around with. I loved reading about this bottom-of-the-pile reporter turning his life around even while the hordes of zombie turkeys get worse and worse.

Just writing this review makes me want to read the book again. So much fun.

What Else Is Happening?

Lots! I’m going to the PennedCon Convention in St. Louis:

Reply if you’ll be there!  I’ll give all my blog followers special gifts!

Are you a newsletter subscriber? If you are, I’ll also give you a special gift at PennedCon!

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Paranormal Privateers Novel Launches May 5th

Right now I’m busy working with my line and copy editor, Dori Harrell. You don’t know about the different types of editing? Check out this article.


Dori helps me with sentences and passages that aren’t clear or as good as they can be.

I’m also working with my illustrator Sean “Fuzzy” Flanagan who did the covers for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law. I showed a snippet of a sketch of the back cover last week.

Just for Fun

I found this item on the internet last week:

Next, we have this:

Then there’s this too:

That’s it for now! Keep the cards letters and emails coming!

 

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Latest zombie humor from around the web!

Happy Mother's Day

Latest zombie humor from around the web!

Let’s kick off the latest zombie humor post with an invasion from alien chickens! The zombie connection is that my third zombie humor novel Paranormal Privateers has flying saucers in it.

Then we’ll follow up with these predictions of 1960 – from 1900.

We interrupt Latest zombie humor for a free . . .

Continue reading Latest zombie humor from around the web!

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

The theme of Chambanacon, the 47-year-old ‘relax-a-con’, fantasy and science fiction convention was ‘My Little Zombie Pony ‘. Here’s the logo!

My Little Zombie Pony
“My Little Zombie Pony” logo by Ray Van Tilberg

The theme is a natural for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, so I was there!

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

 

My Little Zombie Pony
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

My Little Zombie Pony – Chabanacon Pictures

Since I was there, I signed books for my fans!

My Little Zombie Pony
Andy Zach at Chambanacon

Since I loved talking to fans there, I also love talking to fans on my blog. Reply to this post for a free short story!

Here’s How to Get A Free Audio Book!

Every month I give away one free copy of my books Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law to my newsletter subscribers. Just join up by clicking here!

If you want to sample the acting skills of Phil Blechman and Raven Perez, who read Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, click on the link below:

Find out more about voice actor Phil Blechman

Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor
Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor

Powerful baritone with a wide range. BFA in Drama from Syracuse University.

Available for: Royalty Share Or $50-$100 PFH

  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NY, US
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I also have my female voice actor’s web page next.

Find out about Raven Perez, audiobook voice actor

Her bio:

Bio

She was born and raised in Miami, FL, where she attended New World School of the Arts, and holds a BFA in Musical Theatre from Syracuse University. Raven is a bicoastal artist, currently living in Los Angeles, CA. Catch her on Instagram @shakethatraven for more snippets of
adventure | poetry | art

One More Thing

You don’t have to get an audiobook! We also have ebooks and paperbacks!

Here’s a sample of Zombie Turkeys from the paperback:

And here’s the free preview of My Undead Mother-in-law:

I look forward to your comments!  Tell me if you like audiobook, paperback, or ebook format the best!