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Latest zombie humor from around the web!

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Latest zombie humor from around the web!

Let’s kick off the latest zombie humor post with an invasion from alien chickens! The zombie connection is that my third zombie humor novel Paranormal Privateers has flying saucers in it.

Then we’ll follow up with these predictions of 1960 – from 1900.

We interrupt Latest zombie humor for a free . . .

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

The theme of Chambanacon, the 47-year-old ‘relax-a-con’, fantasy and science fiction convention was ‘My Little Zombie Pony ‘. Here’s the logo!

My Little Zombie Pony
“My Little Zombie Pony” logo by Ray Van Tilberg

The theme is a natural for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, so I was there!

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

 

My Little Zombie Pony
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My Little Zombie Pony – Chabanacon Pictures

Since I was there, I signed books for my fans!

My Little Zombie Pony
Andy Zach at Chambanacon

Since I loved talking to fans there, I also love talking to fans on my blog. Reply to this post for a free short story!

Here’s How to Get A Free Audio Book!

Every month I give away one free copy of my books Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law to my newsletter subscribers. Just join up by clicking here!

If you want to sample the acting skills of Phil Blechman and Raven Perez, who read Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, click on the link below:

Find out more about voice actor Phil Blechman

Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor
Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor

Powerful baritone with a wide range. BFA in Drama from Syracuse University.

Available for: Royalty Share Or $50-$100 PFH

  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NY, US
I also have my female voice actor’s web page next.

Find out about Raven Perez, audiobook voice actor

Her bio:

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One More Thing

You don’t have to get an audiobook! We also have ebooks and paperbacks!

Here’s a sample of Zombie Turkeys from the paperback:

And here’s the free preview of My Undead Mother-in-law:

I look forward to your comments!  Tell me if you like audiobook, paperback, or ebook format the best!

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Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

How do you get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks ? Remember my earlier blog post Read First Review of My Undead Mother-in-law?  That’s the key!

GetYour Free Andy Zach ebooks
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You can promise to write a review of My Undead Mother-in-law and I will send you a free ebook. Just contact me here (click please). You can do My Undead Mother-in-law or Zombie Turkeys. 

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Of course, if you don’t want to write a review, you can download either book for only $2.99.

Or, you could try the next method.

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Another way!

There’s this secret method to get free ebooks of your choice on my blog. Few have discovered it.  Here they are:

Winner Date Name Prize
8/2/2017 Brandon
2/28/2017 Kathi MUM
5/9/2017 Brenda
4/1/2017 neethu.ohm
6/1/2017 Sally
7/6/2017 Belinda MUM

If you see your name there, contact me immediately and tell me what book you want. You see, these folks get their choice: ebook, print, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law. They can even choose to get the graphic novel we plan or the Zombie Turkeys audiobook.

But how? Inquiring minds want to know!

It’s simple. Subscribe to the site newsletter here (please click). Enter your email, hit the Subscribe button, and you’ll be placed in the monthly drawing for a free book.

Want more details about My Undead Mother-in-law? See what’s next!

Secret Cover Development Images for My Undead Mother-in-law

Book covers are vitally important. Here’s how we, Sean Flanagan, and I developed ours.

First, we thought to use Diane Newby’s (undead mother-in-law) catseye reading glasses:

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My Undead Mother-in-law cover hint
Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, our original image for Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

Then we picked Betty Crocker from 1980 and then aged her.   Here’s what we got, from our back cover.

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Diane Newby, hosting her children for dinner.

For the front cover, we started simply:

First Undead Mother-in-law cover
First Undead Mother-in-law cover

Too simple. The cover seemed too blank.

Here’s the next version:

Cover version 3
Cover version 3

The cover still appeared too boring visually. Then, we got the idea of suggesting a face. Here’s the final cover.

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If you want any other background details on cover development, add your comment below or contact me, Andy Zach. (Please click)

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Free short story by Andy Zach. Click to get.