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Pre-Christmas Potpourri – News and Your Free Short Story

Christmas potpourri

Pre-Christmas Potpourri – News and Your Free Short Story

Greetings zombie fans, Zombie Turkeys fans and My Undead Mother-in-law fans! This is Andy Zach here with my Christmas Potpourri before Christmas. More on Christmas later!

Christmas potpourri
Andy Zach dreaming of a white Christmas.

Let’s begin with Facebook!

Christmas Potpourri: Andy Zach Facebook Posts

Here’s my free short story offer! Just click on the post, follow the directions, and I’ll send you my short story, A Phoenix Tale. Or you can reply to this blog post. Or contact me on this blog!

Next you can read my review of Ksenia Anske’s humorous fantasy young adult book, The Badlings.

Life wouldn’t be complete without a video excerpt from me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

Christmas Potpourri: Zombie Turkeys Posts

The zombie Turkeys were busy posting too!

Free Short Short Part Two by Andy Zach
Hungry zombie turkey wanting more

December 24th is the last day of Twelve Days of Christmas Buying on Facebook.  Dozens of fantasy, science fiction, and humor authors are offering their best deals. Don’t miss it!

Did you know authors, even me, Andy Zach want reviews? Do you know why?

And now for a humorous dog video:

Next, I have a spooky turkey video: turkeys vs a cat.

Now we have a writing sample from a guest author: a computer!


Then I have this zombie-themed Dilbert cartoon:

And then a video of me reading a Zombie Turkeys excerpt:

Paranormal Privateers Progress

Moving on, let me give you an update on my Paranormal Privateers novel, volume three in my Life After Life Chronicles. I had the delight of researching flying saucer movies of the 50s, like this one:

I also had a chance to compute the apparent diameter of the seven-mile in diameter flying saucer next to the ISS, International Space Station, orbiting at two hundred and fifty four miles above the earth. I compared it to the moon at 240,000 miles with a diameter of 2,100 miles. The saucer would look three times the size of the moon.

Adding these and other items to my novel, I’m in chapter 8 Washington DC with 55,000 words done. The first draft will be around 100,000 words. It’ll probably edit to 80-90,000 words.

Let me know in the comments what elements of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law you’d like to see and I’ll send you an advanced readers copy, the same text I’ll send my editor.

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Andy Zach Author Appearance on Facebook

Did You Miss It? Andy Zach Author Appearance

Andy Zach Author Appearance
How much of this beer is your tears? For missing the Andy Zach Author Appearance?

Did you  miss the Andy Zach Author Appearance? I know you’re crying in your beer, but take take solace: I’ve recorded everything right here!

But before I tell you anything about what I said, let me tell you about the event: SciFan Magazine Relaunch. For some reason, Amazon banned the magazine for a while; now it’s back on Amazon.

Andy Zach Author Appearance
SciFan Magazine: Click Image to go to their site.

You can buy the magazine on Kindle by clicking the image above.

What Was Andy Zach Doing At the Launch Event?

Let me tell you.
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Zombie Turkeys Visit Facebook With Andy Zach

Zombie Turkeys chatted on Facebook yesterday from 7 PM CST to about 7:45. I’m sure you’ve never had zombie turkeys visit Facebook before, and I hope you haven’t met them in person. But how you handle Zombie Turkeys visit in your newstream?

Yesterday Andy Zach chatted with Zombie Turkey fans, answered questions, and read a new, unpublished excerpt from My Undead Mother-in-law.

Andy appeared in the video chat in his office,

Zombie Turkeys Visit Facebook
Zombie Turkeys Visit Facebook from Andy Zach’s office.

complete with bow tie: dsc_6966

And About the Zombie Turkeys Sequel . . .

Andy’s made steady progress on his Zombie Turkeys sequel, “My Undead Mother-in-law”. Here’s the latest progress chart.
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