First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.
Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.
Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.
As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?
Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?
Here’s the dedication:
To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.
Finally, What Will You Do After Thanksgiving?
Me, I’m going to Chambana Con! This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.
How To Prepare Yourself Financially For The Zombie Apocalypse
I’m happy as a zombie in a meat market to introduce my fellow blogger and zombie enthusiast, Michael Dinich. He wrote this scintillating guest blog post: “How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse” Enjoy and learn!
I am Michael ‘AKA” Your Money Geek, and today I am going to share with you how to prepare financially for the Zombie Apocalypse. Why I am, I uniquely qualified to guide your dollars in preparation of Armageddon? Well, I have 20 years’ experience in the personal finance industry, and I am a money blogger.
In my 20 years of professional experience, I have helped clients navigate various financial disasters successfully. While I have no direct experience dealing with Zombie uprisings, I am a money blogger, and let’s be honest, when has a lack of real-world experience ever stopped a blogger form sharing their opinion?
I am however a 30+ year student of the Zombie genre, having cut my teeth on the Night of The Living Dead (1968) as a child. I was immediately enthralled and terrified, having realized the biggest threat to our survival was most likely Zombies. (Isn’t that the reason we all watch and read zombie martial? To ensure our survival)
Here is what you need to know to prepare your finances for the Z Poc.
You can always click and go to Amazon and get your chance to read free online. You can read into chapter 2 at Amazon. If you have Kindle, you can read the whole book for free. Or you can buy the ebook for .99. You can get the paperback here on Amazon, or on this very website. I’ll give you free shipping too!
You can also listen to the audio sample at Amazon or Audible .
I received a free copy of this book in return for an honest review.
Apart from being called a zombie in the office, because I used to work too long till my eyes turned red and legs felt so tired they often moved like a dead-man-walking, I have never had much proximity to zombies or zombie-hero-stories. I have watched a few movies where zombies were always portrayed as creepy and villainous. So I always associated them with the gory horror films or novels. Having always read only the stereotyped versions of a zombie, Andy Zach’s fun and humorous take on zombies came as a laughter riot to me.
Diane Newby, ‘the undead mother-in-law’ reminded me of many minority rights activists in my country, but unlike them, she is strong- physically and mentally, doesn’t victimize herself but is a true, witty heroine. She became a zombie by accident but instead of looking at it with terror or grief; she learns to enjoy the fun and positive aspects of it: being dead-proof, aging-proof, and disease-proof! She fights against the stigma associated with ‘zombification’ and advocates the use of zombie blood to cure elderly and disabled people. She is not alone in her pursuits but is helped by her husband George, son Don and his wife Maggie (also zombies). Through her son-in-law Ron Yardley’s blog she is introduced to Sam and Lisa Melvin, editors of Midley Beacon, a one-stop online newspaper for zombie news. Through them, she is taken to the battle fronts to fight national catastrophes like zombie turkeys, corgis etc.
First Review Second Part
Apart from the fun narration of an unlikely-to-ever-happen-story, I also enjoyed some other aspects of this book. One was the clever use of excerpts from Ron Yardley’s blog in the narration. It worked really well for striking home a point or an emotion. I also enjoyed the antagonist and his versatile use of latest technology weapons, whether it is cyborgs, controlling chips or hyperloops. I also loved the references to real life people like Elon Musk, Obamas or Trumps. As a point to improve, I would suggest one more round of editing for this book. Errors are not serious, but in many places I could see spaces missing or unwanted words popping up in otherwise perfect sentences. Also, I would have preferred reading time in the format Hour: Minutes (19:00) instead of say 1900. (I am not sure if this format was used purposefully.)
Overall, this is a fun book to read. I would recommend it to everybody who loves Zombie stories or the genre humour. My rating for the book is 3 out of 5 stars – I liked it 🙂 . Even though it is the second book in the series ‘Life After Life Chronicles’, it is not necessary to read the first book ‘Zombie Turkeys’ to understand the second.
I wish the author good luck with all his works. 🙂 Interested readers can find out more about the author and his books at andyzach.net Happy reading 😉
New Reviews Third Part
And here’s the next:
“The book cover is perfect! The story is a creative, funny & unique parody of the “zombie” genre. Don’t read it if you have no sense of humor or hate zombie books. I wasn’t rolling on the floor laughing, but definitely giggling in places in between some good action scenes. If you like Mel Brooks or Monty Python movies, you probably have the right sense of humor for this book.”
Next, for a chuckle, try this cartoon.
One of the great things about becoming an author is that can plug into an existing community of authors. I’ve had a lot of fun getting to know them. Here are some of them:
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