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12 Days of Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style

12 Days of Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style

What is ‘Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style’? How do Zombie Turkeys celebrate the 12 days of Christmas?

Christmas Zombie Turkeys Style
Christmas Zombie Turkeys Style

Regardless of what you’ve imagined or dreamt about celebrating Christmas with zombie turkeys, it’s far, far more. Let’s begin at the beginning.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – It Starts NOW

That’s right, today. To every newsletter subscriber I’ll send out the chance to get a free book, every day, for twelve days, from December 25th to January 5th.  Here’s the start of the Wikipedia article:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, “ChristmasDay” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.[1]

“But wait, Andy!” you say, “How does it start now?”

Thanks for asking! Because YOU have to prepare to receive the gifts from me. You see, I’m offering these books to new newsletter subscribers and people who get new subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – How You and Your Friends Get Free Books

Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook Christmas Zombie Turkey Style

 

First, if you’re not yet a newsletter subscriber, subscribe here. You’ll also get a free story!

Every new newsletter subscriber gets entered into this twelve day drawing for the twelve ebooks I’ll give away. Your choice.

Christmas Zombie Turkey Style
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

But that’s not all!

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -What’s in it for existing subscribers?

The second way to get your name in my golden turkey list of gifts is to get your friends and family to subscribe to the newsletter. After they subscribe, send me their emails and you’ll get an entry for each new subscriber. This is actually a better deal for my faithful fans, for there is no limit to the number of entries you can get.

But wait–there’s more!

 

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -The Third Way to Win

Let’s face it: the best gift you can give me is a book review. For any book of mine. You can write it on either Amazon or on Goodreads.

Then, afterward, just send me a note through my contact page here or email [email protected]. Tell me where you wrote the review, your email, and which ebook of mine you want: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Paranormal Privateers.

Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving
My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get!
Christmas Zombie Turkey Style
Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

All of this is in addition to my monthly drawings for two free books, one paperback or ebook, the other audiobook for subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -Start Now!

Reviews, new subscribers, new subscriptions–on your mark, get set, go!

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Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

Get a Free Newsletter this Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving!

What do I mean by a Have a Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving? I sent this special Thanksgiving Free Newsletter and I’m giving it to you!  You can also subscribe here on my website or here at MailChimp

Enjoy!



 

Volume 2, Number 27

 

Free Newsletter
Zombie Turkey flies free on Thanksgiving!

First, Find Out How to Win a Free Ebook!

Free Newsletter
Read free on Kindle Unlimited! Listen free with Audible! Click to get.

 

 

Your fondest dreams of comic paranormal animal humor may be fulfilled today! Here’s a very happy Thanksgiving wish to you and your kin:

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving–Say What?

By clicking the link to my blog post, you’ll learn the secret method to getting a free ebook. I hope you win!

I broke my own branding to post a zombie turkey header to this newsletter. What do you think of my illustrator’s work? Reply and I’ll give away another ebook and publish your scintillating comment!

In the blog post above, I mention zombie turkeys at Chicago’s Navy Pier and the Shakespeare theatre. Here’s the chapter icon.

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Get some Zombie Turkeys with your cranberries! Click now.

 

 

Here’s a special Thanksgiving Video for You!

Drumroll . . .

 

Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’
The Thanksgiving Turkey Drop from the TV show ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’.

More Fun Stuff for You!
Namely, I’ll put all my free Zombie Turkeys excerpts in one handy email for you!

 
Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 1.

Excerpt number 2, Princeville

 
Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 3, chapter 5, Tiskilwa. Realize, these are only PARTS of the chapter. But if you like action scenes, you should be happy…

Zombie Turkeys excerpt number 4, chapter 9, Chicago. If you want to hear real professional do Zombie Turkeys, check this link. I’m only a professional comic paranormal animal author…
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers on Amazon
 

Free Newsletter
This is my original photoshopped zombie turkey

More blog posts with book reviews, excerpts, and news!

How to Co-blog with Another Blogger – 3 Tips for You

How to Prepare Yourself Financially for the Zombie Apocalypse

One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy
 
Andy Zach reads from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’ for you. This is the opening chapter.

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So that’s the Free Newsletter! Let me know what you think or subscribe here: Free Newsletter.

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A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

What do I mean by “A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You”?

Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

 

 

 

 

 

First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.

Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.

Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a copyZombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Shedd Aquarium, next to Navy Pier in Chicago. The zombie turkeys got in there too.

Zombie Turkeys Chapter 11 Icon
Zombie Turkeys Chapter 11 Icon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.

Finally, zombie turkeys get to have a scene with the President. You’ll have to read it in the book. But you can get an ebook for .99 (free, if you’re on Kindle Unlimited).

Or you can get it for free on Audible, if you sign up for the free trial.

You can also win a free copy by signing up for my newsletter on this site or at my Mailchimp page.

You have a lot to be thankful for, just like Zombie Turkeys.

How Will You Spend A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving?

Reply and let me know. Put a comment below or email me. I’ll give a free ebook for the best comment!

As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?

Here’s the dedication:

To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.

 

 

 

Finally, What Will You Do After Thanksgiving?

Me, I’m going to Chambana Con!  This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.

Paranormal Privateers Now
Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon

Guest of Honor

Eric Flint

Golden Guest of Honor

Gene Wolfe

Also Appearing at ChamBanaCon