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Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach

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Zombie Turkeys Newsletter by Andy Zach

Once more, I give you a taste of my free Zombie Turkeys Newsletter. If you want to get it yourself, click here!

Volume 2, Number 21

Zombie Turkeys Newsletter
Life After Life Chronicles

Drum Roll . . .
Gene Krupa and Benny Goodman introduce this month’s free book winners.

The October Book Winners!

Here you are – maybe!

  • Ebook or paperback:
Email Date Won First Name
drvm****@yahoo.com 11/7/2018 Dawn
  • Audible audiobook:
Email Date Won First Name
djmix****@gmail.com 11/7/2018 D

But that’s not all! There are past month’s winners who haven’t claimed their prizes yet. Are you one of them?

Email Date Won Name
neethu****@gmail.com 4/1/2017 neethu.ohm
brandon****@gmail.com 8/2/2017 Brandon
onlyjannise****@yahoo.com 11/6/2017 Jannise
skaveh****@gmail.com 10/10/2017 skaveh**@gmail.com
bendywoo****@yahoo.co.uk 2/4/2018 Wendy
andrea****@live.com 12/8/2017 Andrea
candlesmoke***@yahoo.com 1/1/2018 Perry
cryssy****@gmail.com Audiobook Crystal
lorih****@yahoo.com 3/4/2018 Lori
mhhhayes****@gmail.com Audiobook Matthew
mwmillersr****@live.com 6/1/2018 Mark
sammijean****@gmail.com 7/2/2018 Sammantha
widgit****@yahoo.com.au 4/2/2018 Beverley
[email protected] 6/1/2018 Willem
[email protected] 5/6/2018 Georgie
elaine.****@att.net Audiobook Elaine
jandries****@aol.com 7/11/2018 Jeannie
notlu****@yahoo.com 7/11/2018 Lou Ann
  • Now if you won, reply immediately, so I can send you your book!
  • Be sure to tell me which book you want and the format: ebook or print, if you won those.

If you didn’t win, here are 5 ways to get free books below.
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How do I select my book winners? Phoerensix picks them! Click the image below to get my free short story ‘A Phoenix Tale’. It’s a bit of personal history about how I got my first phoenix.
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A beautiful fall sunrise . . .

Get your fun right here from with book reviews, taxtips and news!

Your Free Zombie Turkeys Excerpts and the Latest News

3 Tax Tips For Authors Business Owners and Side Hustlers From Zombie Turkeys

Laughter for You  – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!
This is my previous newsletter, in blog form, for those of you who missed it.

One more thing . . .

Here’s a BRAND NEW VIDEO of Paranormal Privateers, never before seen. Enjoy!
Reply for comments! Click to get it!
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Get Your Zombie Turkeys Laughter

Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!

What is this post, ‘Laughter for You 😂 – Zombie Turkeys for just .99!’? It is my first posting of a newsletter!  Join here, if you want this newsletter monthly or bi-monthly.


 

Volume 2, Number 28

Laughter for You
Life After Life Chronicles Logo

First, Check Out Your Zombie Turkeys, now at .99

Laughter for You
The covers of Zombie Turkeys, now for .99. Click to get.

What readers are saying about Zombie Turkeys:

  • “I love irony, and it works particularly well here. Nice job.”
  • “This is what makes the book so fun to read. Nice storytelling.”
  • “Great job with these press conferences and their spin.”
  • “This is too good. Love it!”
  • “Just clever writing.”
  • “This is great! Laughed out loud.”
  • “I laughed out loud, thought the parody was spot on, and enjoyed the satire.”
  • “Oh, this cracked me up! Classic. Love it. Well done.”
  • “You use similes so wisely—and they’re so apropos to the story too.”

 
Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

The Next Funny Video

Now that you know what to give for Halloween (and Thanksgiving), are you stuck for what to wear for Halloween? Weird Al Yankovic gives you some suggestions while performing his parody ‘Perform This Way’.

 
Listen to Andy Zach read from his book, Zombie Turkeys

Your Latest Laughter from Andy Zach

Andy Zach scours the internet for your enjoyment and then posts amusement on his website. Enjoy these three recent posts o the internet’s greatest hits.

Get Your Laughs Here from Andy Zach

More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

 

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

 

Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers signed by Andy Zach

Laughter for you
Andy Zach at The Book Nook bookstore.
Click Here to Get Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Parnormal Privateers from Amazon
 
Free ebooks in exchange for a review!

You can check my existing reviews on Amazon: Click here!

You can reply to this email or contact me on my website.or Facebook.

Here’s the deal: You ask for an ebook and I’ll send one to you. In return, you will write an honest review on Amazon or Goodreads.

But hurry!  This offer ends on Halloween, October 31st!
 

Laughter for You

Cassiopeia Ghost Nebula

One more thing . . .

I’ll be at Chabanacon convention in Bloomington from November 23-25. If you stop by and mention you’re from my mailing list, I’ll give you a gift! You can get signed books from me there or by clicking here.  If you want to hear me read check out the video at the bottom of this email. Or you can go to my Youtube channel here.

Andy
 
Andy Zach reads from Zombie Turkeys for you. From the zombie turkeys attack on Soldier Field in Chicago Illinois.

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Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

Fun Links

Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report

“Where are my Fun Links, Andy?”, you ask. In honor of my book Zombie Turkeys two year anniversary since publication, let’s start with this one:

Who will win a battle between a turkey (non-zombie) and a hawk? Watch and find out!

Also, you can get a free sample of the audiobook version here. Just click on the triangle next to the words ‘Audio sample’ below the cover.

Zombie Turkeys Laughter
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Your Fun Links – The Next Generation

You may not be aware of the following fact:


You ask, “What do you mean, ‘Life imitating art’?” If you’ve read Zombie Turkeys and Paranormal Privateers, you’d know. SPOILER ALERT

Continue reading Your Fun Links and Andy Zach’s Appearance Report