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A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You–Say What?

What do I mean by “A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving to You”?

Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

 

 

 

 

 

First, I want you to be as happy as a zombie turkey on Thanksgiving. How happy is that? They can’t be killed by ax or gun to start with. Check this out.

Next, zombie turkeys get into places for free, like Navy Pier in Chicago. The back cover is a picture of the stairs up to the Shakespearean theatre at Navy Pier.

Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a copyZombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Shedd Aquarium, next to Navy Pier in Chicago. The zombie turkeys got in there too.

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Zombie Turkeys Chapter 11 Icon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fourthly, zombie turkeys get into Soldier Field for the Thanksgiving Day football game for free. Listen to me read this dramatic scene in the video below.

Finally, zombie turkeys get to have a scene with the President. You’ll have to read it in the book. But you can get an ebook for .99 (free, if you’re on Kindle Unlimited).

Or you can get it for free on Audible, if you sign up for the free trial.

You can also win a free copy by signing up for my newsletter on this site or at my Mailchimp page.

You have a lot to be thankful for, just like Zombie Turkeys.

How Will You Spend A Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving?

Reply and let me know. Put a comment below or email me. I’ll give a free ebook for the best comment!

As for me, I’ll spend the day eating turkey with my family, my nephew and his family and my mother-in-law. Say, did you know I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law while she was living with us?

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get for free!Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving

Further, did you know my mother-in-law is still living with us? And that I dedicated the book to her?

Here’s the dedication:

To my mother-in-law, Barbara Beyer, who lived with us as I wrote this book. You’re not a zombie, but you’re almost as unusual.

 

 

 

Finally, What Will You Do After Thanksgiving?

Me, I’m going to Chambana Con!  This ‘relaxacon’, relaxed book convention just suits me. You can get my books, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers there for discount prices of $10, $10, and $14, or all three for $30! Compare that with Amazon.

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Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton at Chambanacon

Guest of Honor

Eric Flint

Golden Guest of Honor

Gene Wolfe

Also Appearing at ChamBanaCon

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More Humor for You from Comic Zombie Author Andy Zach

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More Humor for You from Comic Paranormal Animal Author Andy Zach

I have a lot More Humor for You! Yesterday I posted a lot of fun videos and links.  But I didn’t get to the bottom of my list by any means. Let’s start with a bang!

Speaking of novel inventions, next we have this little glimpse of the future:

https://youtu.be/vn4YlAlHn-Y

Now here’s a sure-fire laugh. And it’s educational too. Before Elon Musk added ‘ludicrous speed’ to his Tesla automobiles, Spaceballs had it.

More Humor for You – Part Two, for Fantasy Fans

Just when you fantasy fans are feeling neglected, I’ve found just the thing for you!

OK, that’s four videos so far. Which one was your favorite? Vote now! You can comment below, or email me here. If you vote for the winning video, I’ll email you an excerpt of my next novel, Secret Supers.

Time Out from More Humor for You for a Public Service Announcement

This announcement comes from my favorite musical artist, “Weird Al” Yankovic.


Back to my normal, abnormal, blog post.

Three Free Book Giveaway! Just Solve This Mathematical Puzzle

To be perfectly clear, to win the three, free paperbacks, Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers, just post the last four digits of pi. Show your work, proving that your four digits are indeed the last four in the number pi. (The ratio of a circle’s diameter to circumference.)

More Humor for You
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If this puzzle seems too hard for you, you can always subscribe to my newsletter here (Click away!). I give away free paperbacks every month.

The next category, “Not funny but weird . . .”

I don’t know why, but flying octopi always make me think of zombie turkeys. Like the next link:

Then naturally, zombie turkeys make me think of bio-engineered bacteriophage virii that destroy E coli bacteria! Read Paranormal Privateers for more details.

One More Thing . . .

Anyone who read this far into my blog post deserves this. My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt.

More Humor for You
Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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On vacation, next book giveaway, next book by author Zach

next book giveaway

On vacation, next  book giveaway, next book

You don’t believe in my next book giveaway mention? It’s true. Check my previous blog post here.

You don’t believe I’m on vacation? Here’s the proof:

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Andy Zach’s picture of the Grand Canyon. Click for proof this is Andy

First, Andy, how do I get in on the next book giveaway ???

Nothing is easier!  Just click here, enter your email, and away you go!

The selection of the two book winners is completely impartial and random, based upon my pet phoenix Phoerensix picking your name out of a sorting hat.

You’ll also get a free short story about how I caught my first phoenix, ‘A Phoenix Tale’.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

Why Andy? Why waste time on a vacation?

Good question. You’d rather have me writing books like Zombie Turkeys,

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

My Undead Mother-in-law,

next book giveaway
Get your print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

or Paranormal Privateers.

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Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

But, here’s a fact: I needed a vacation. My work on my next book, tentatively names Secret Supers, has dragged on since March! I normally finish the first draft in two months. I outlined the book, and wrote the first seven chapters, but I seem to be writing in mud. Do you ever get that way? I recommend a vacation.

Reply with your comments on your favorite vacations and I’ll send you an ARC (advance readers copy) of the Secret Supers. The ARC will have most of the grammar and spelling mistakes out of it and it’ll be pretty good. You will find the obvious flaws. If you send me feedback, I’ll send you a free final copy!

Secret Supers answers the burning question you’ve always asked: What happens if disabled suddenly acquire superpowers? Do they still get to park in disabled parking spots? Will they still get physical therapy? Do they fight crime?  I will answer all these questions in my book, Secret Supers.

One final thing . . .

First, you can get an ARC copy by replying to this post or contacting me here.

Second, don’t forget to subscribe here if you want to get in on my late book drawing.

Finally, enjoy this bit of internet fun. This may be my next pet. I guess it’ll get along with my five phoenixes.