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Are You a Winner of “My Undead Mother-in-law”? Plus Four Tips!

Are You a Book Winner?

Andy Zach held the latest drawing today. His pet phoenix picked out the latest Book Winner. Is it you? If it is, you can select the paranormal comic urban fantasy Zombie Turkeys print or ebook or graphic novel, like the first two pages below:

Book Winner? The first page of the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel.

Or you can select the Zombie Turkeys audiobook. Or you can select the soon-to-be-published My Undead Mother-in-law. 

Book Winner of My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

The winners for the past five months are:

Winner

2/28/2017

4/1/2017

5/9/2017

6/1/2017

7/6/2017

Name

Kathi

neethu.ohm

Brenda

Sally

Belinda

Kathi selected a new print copy of My Undead Mother-in-law. The other winners have yet to weigh in. What about you?  We have a monthly drawing here for you and all your friends who subscribe. (Click here and enter your email.) Or you can just contact me and I’ll subscribe you myself! (Click here to reach me with your email.)

Happy Independence Day!

And if that’s not wild enough, try this:

My real mother-in-law heard Horowitz perform this while she was a little girl in Buffalo NY.

Four Tips on How to Blog, Write, and Publish

For the Fourth of July I have four tips on blogging, writing, and publishing. First, consider how to become a successful blogger. Here’s the tip:

 How to Write Well and Publish Right

Here’s another useful book on Amazon, written by another fellow author. This is my second tip on writing. (Click here) 

Write Well Publish Right by [Moebius, Lucinda]

Thirdly, we have this useful article on pacing in your writing:


The fourth tip I have for you is on self-publishing:

New Fantasy Book Review

Then there’s this new review I wrote this week on fellow author Pauline Marquez’s book, “Worlds of Earth”


You can download it from Amazon here (click):
The Worlds of Earth (The Great Portal Wars Trilogy Book 1) by [Marquez, Pauline]

Finally, A Comic Turkey Dancing Video

What do you expect from a comic paranormal animal author? Here’s the last item.

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Greetings Fellow Zombie Turkey Fans!

Zombie Turkey Fans Zombie Turkeys Novel Cover. Click to buy.
Once again, I post one of my newsletters on my blog for your reading enjoyment!  Zombie Turkey Fans please note that the free offers in them still hold IF you subscribe to the Zombie Turkeys newsletter. (Click here)

Without further ado, here’s the next installment of the Zombie Turkeys newsletter.

Hummingbird
Volume 1, Number 15

Greetings Fellow Zombie Turkey Fans!

If you read my last newsletter, you know Zombie Turkeys was free for the taking last week; and they flew off the digital shelves at Amazon. But the free Kindle promotion ended. The good news is, I’ll tell you how to still get a free copy.

And as always, the free copy will be of Zombie Turkeys print, ebook, audio, or My Undead Mother-in-law when it is published in July. Check out my latest post below.

It’s Over! But You Still Can Get A Free Zombie Book – Zombie Turkeys

Welcome Zombie Turkey Fans “Zombie Turkeys” chapter icon from Joliet Chapter

It’s Over! But You Still Can Get A Free Zombie Book – Zombie Turkeys

You can get a free zombie book! Click here to find out how to get a free print copy of the comic urban fantasy Z…
Zombie Turkey Fans Andy Zach, ready to go.
What Else Is Happening Andy?

Plenty! Coming right up April 23rd in my Author Appearance in Dunlap Illinois at Her Majesty’s Tea Room.  Here are the details:

See Andy Zach at Her Majesty’s Tea Room in Dunlap, Illinois – Zombie Turkeys

Andy Zach at Her Majesty’s Tea Room in Dunlap, Illinois – Zombie Turkeys

Mr. Zach author of comic urban fantasy paranormal animal novel Zombie Turkeys will be at Her Majesty’s Tea …

Here’s the same event on Facebook:

Her Majesty’s Tea Room Author Fair

Her Majesty’s Tea Room Author Fair

Here’s the official site: tea-room-life

tea-room-life

Is That All There Is?

Nope. Peggy Lee will tell you:
Next, here’s another review of Zombie Turkeys:

Yet Another Zombie Turkeys Review – Zombie Turkeys

Free Author Reading Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

Yet Another Zombie Turkeys Review – Zombie Turkeys

Get your free Zombie Turkeys book now! Offer expires in one day! Meanwhile, read yet another Zombie Turkeys Revi…

And then still another review:
But enough about my book.  Here are some other books for you:
Here’s a free book from a fellow fantasy author:See It First: C.K. Rieke, Brian Rella, and Keith Soares – instaFreebie

See It First: C.K. Rieke, Brian Rella, and Keith Soares – instaFreebie

We love introducing instaFreebie readers to great stories and big ideas. Take a chance on new authors and try gr…

Finally, we’ll close with the classic question:

For Zombie Turkey Fans Andy Zach in living color, ready to go!
Is It Okay To End A Sentence With A Preposition?

If you’ve ever written yourself into a corner fretting over the preposition rule, breathe deep. Ending a sen…

Your comic urban fantasy paranormal animal author,
Andy Zach
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Zombie Turkeys Defeated! Read All About it!

If you’ve been a Zombie Turkeys subscriber, you would know I got Zombie Turkeys Defeated after the previous email they sent. This is my report and an announcement of a free offer for the Kindle Edition of Zombie Turkeys.

Sadly, that offer ended, but soon I’ll offer it for free again on Kindle! Watch this blog, or better yet, subscribe by clicking here.  My subscribers get the first notice to all deals. Plus, there’s a brand new offer at the bottom of this post. But take advantage of it today, because it’s only valid for a short time!

Happy Hour
Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 14

Hello faithful readers!

I’ve wrested control back from the zombie turkeys. They had me locked in my room while they had their way with my computer.

Free Zombie Book Drawing Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The emergency announcement is: my book Zombie Turkeys will be FREE on Kindle for the next week!

Go here to take advantage of it!  Tell all your friends and enemies!

Zombie Turkeys DefeatedAndy Zach, the foremost paranormal animal author in the comic urban fantasy genre.

Andy Zach

Visit Amazon.com’s Andy Zach Page and shop for all Andy Zach books and other Andy Zach related products (DVD…

That is all!

Andy

Zombie Turkeys Defeated But Don’t Go Yet! Here’s another great offer!

Ah! You just skipped everything and scrolled down here to find out what the free offer is.  That’s great! Have a free turkey video:


But the free video isn’t the offer; the offer is next.

You Can Be A Member of My Undead Mother-in-law Launch Team!

My Undead Mother-in-law Book Launch The preliminary back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law Cover Preview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.

“So what?” you say. “Why would I want to? And what’s the catch?”
Well may you ask. First, what’s in it for you:
One, a free My Undead Mother-in-law T-shirt.
Two, a free Zombie Turkeys pen.
Three, a free signed copy of My Undead Mother-in-law.

What’s The “Catch”?

First of all, you’re going to have to email me (Click here) or sign up for my newsletter. (Click here.) All my subscribers’ emails are kept confidential on my secured site.

Secondly, you’ve got to tell all your friends about My Undead Mother-in-law when it goes on sale in July. That would be all your Facebook contacts (that you think would want to read a humorous zombie parody), all your Twitter contacts, all your email contacts.

Thirdly, when Zombie Turkeys goes on sale in August, tell the same group that’s free for the taking.

Fourthly, if possible show up in person for the book launch at the Peoria Barnes and Noble store at 12 PM.

If you can’t make that, then make my virtual launch on Facebook.

But act now! The book launch team must be organized this week!

Keep watching for more news!

Oh, and here’s a video of me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law!