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Meet Andy Zach

Get a Free Short Story – about my Newsletter! You’ll be reading it for the first time. But it’s not fictional–it’s a real life adventure of how I started and built my newsletter.

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How I started my newsletter

Timeline: October 31st, 2016

My first event, the Zombie Turkeys book launch in the Peoria North Library.

I captured people’s email addresses there, at these events. At every event, I had a yellow notebook pad with a signup list for people’s names and emails.

  • Nov 4, 2016 First Friday
  • Nov 5, 2016 Author Fair at Peoria Main Library
  • Nov 25-27th, 2016 Chambanacon

I sent emails to about 48 subscribers using my Yahoo email account.

I continued to gather emails and send them out monthly or bi-monthly since then.

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I subscribed to Booksweeps to start building my mail lists in 2017. Booklists offers your books on various mailing lists. When people click on your book, you get a new subscriber.

I now had two books to offer! My Undead Mother-in-law launched in August 2017. Click to get it!

That, plus more book conventions grew my mailing list to 1000 subscribers by 2018. It became too unwieldy for Yahoo and I got a free Mailchimp membership, good to 2000 subscribers.


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Secret Supers audiobook

Paranormal Privateers launched in 2018. You can get your copy here.

Secret Supers launched in 2019. Grab yours by clicking now.

COVID-19 hit in 2020 and I only had two events.

My newsletter list was kind of stuck at 1,500. What was I to do?

Oops! My SciFi latest science news What's New Science
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I kept writing and published Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse in 2020.

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Villain’s Vacation cover

My second disabled superhero book also published in 2020, Villain’s Vacation.

But what about my newsletter? What should I do?

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To continue to promote my books and my list, I tried the following in 2021, based upon advice from Travis Bach, author and husband of Rachel Aaron, an author we like. He suggested we try these promotions:

  • Bookbub
  • FreeDiscountedBooks
  • Awesome Gang
  • Books Butterfly
  • FKBT
  • Booksends
  • Book Butterfly
  • E-Reader News Today (Regular)
  • Bknights (through Fiverr)
  • Alignable newspaper ad
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I didn’t find these brought in sales equal to the expenses.

Here is the growth in the newsletter to this point:

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I also published Zombie Detective, a book set between Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Then in 2022 I published my first non-fiction book, The Gospel Medley under a different name, for a different genre. Here’s the blurb:

Are you curious about Jesus Christ? Do you struggle to understand the Bible? The Gospel Medley includes the four Gospels in a single narrative, faithfully pulling the text from the World English Bible. You are now able to read all the gospel as a single, easy-to-read story.

Each Gospel describes Jesus’s life from a different point of view with different details and insights. The Gospel Medley combines every word into a single perspective with all details and events arranged chronologically.

Unlike other harmonies, The Gospel Medley doesn’t put the four gospels in columns or rows. Instead, the text is integrated word by word into a smoothly flowing narrative. Further, each paragraph references the four gospels so you can read the original citations. You also get footnotes of all the quotes from the Old Testament, giving you the context of Jesus’s words.

For a unique perspective of the four gospels, read ‘The Gospel Medley’ today.

The Gospel Medley

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I then segmented my list by responsiveness (one to 5 stars) and got these results to date:

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Around this time, 2023, I began using StoryOrigin ($100/year) to promote my newsletter. It slowly grew my newsletter and response rate.

Secret Supers in Space

I published my 9th book in 2023, Secret Supers in Space.

Mailchimp increased its price from free to $30 per month to $45 now. I’m willing to switch if I can find something that saves me money.

I pruned my list of 400+ inactive subscribers in 2024.

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Then I published my most recent non-fiction book, The Revelation Devotional.

The Book of Revelation is mysterious to many, but if you use this daily devotional, you can understand it like never before.

Each day you’ll have one small verse to read and reflect upon. You will see connections and meanings you’ve never seen before.

Author Jeffry Smith asks provocative questions to help you think about each portion of scripture. He also supplies useful cross-references which give further insight to the scripture.

Begin your journey of inspiration now, with the Revelation Devotional.

Tell Me What you Think of my Newsletter Short Story!

Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Oops! directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax.

Or you can get it on Amazon for .99 (from 5/19 to 5/26) or 12.95. ($2.99 if you get it another time.)

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3 Days Only I have Zombie Turkeys book for free.  Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

Take it from the Steve Miller band: Time is slipping into the future!

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book (3 Days Only) Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News (NOT 3 Days Only)

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Or you can just go to Amazon and get it for .99. Not 3 days only, but all this week. (Until April 28, 2024) Click here.

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Got Any More Books?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Privateers. 

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

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What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email to [email protected].

Or, simply click here to reach me.

Signing off,

Andy

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What are You Getting Your Mother-in-law for Mother’s Day?

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Try My Undead Mother-in-law

What are You Getting Your Mother-in-law for Mother’s Day? Try My Undead Mother-in-law. Why should you get this book for her?

I’m giving you everything I have about this delightful, middle-aged, zombie woman with anger management issues. This is every excerpt I have on her throughout my seven-year career as a self-published author.

Here’s an info dump on Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law’s a zombie. And she has anger-management issues. My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don’t treat her like a normal human being—with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn’t get her way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake. Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread.

But the world’s most powerful criminal plans to control zombies. His only problem with zombies is that they have way too much free will. He has a solution for that. But will it work with Diane Newby? The world is divided into pro-zombie and anti-zombie factions. Battles break out everywhere. Which side will you take? Who will live and who will die? You might not survive this book. But at least you’ll die laughing.

Here’s your first reason to get the book:

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