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Juicy Details from Paranormal Privateers – What’s It Like?

Quizzes, Questions

Juicy Details! How do I begin Paranormal Privateers?  With the hook!

Here is my actual first line hook and the rest of the first paragraph:

Dirac sighed with relief when the US flag came down and the surrender flag went up on the mast of the titanic luxury yacht. He didn’t mind firing rounds from his AK-47 over their heads, but he hated killing people. He knew they were only infidels, but they were still people.

The reader learns: 1) a US yacht is surrendering; 2) the pirate’s name is Dirac; 3) He’s ready to use his AK-47 on them; 4) The pirate considers the US citizens infidels.

More questions leap to mind immediately. Don’t you want to read the next paragraph? This whole scene is here: Imagine You’re a Privateer:

So I wrote the whole chapter pretty quickly. It’s a lot like performing magic: you lead the reader to expect one thing and then you make the opposite happen. I begin with the readers learning about zombie invincibility–and then put them in a seemingly impossible situation to escape.

Sometimes I lead you to expect a big fight and then all the villains escape. Sometimes I lead the reader to expect another adventure just like the last one–and have the heroes rescued by someone else.

Then just as you think you have the pattern of the chapter adventures established, I change all the rules of the game and add completely new and different villains.

Oh, I love writing!

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More Juicy New Details from Paranormal Privateers

It’s not all lollipops and roses. Aside from the light-hearted chapters about the Somali pirates, I have a worldwide epidemic–affecting zombies only.

Heck, let me give you the table of contents. And the chapter icons.

About Paranormal Privateers
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Acknowledgments. 5

Foreword. 7

About Paranormal Privateers
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Chapter 1 – Somalia. 10 (See above for icon)

Chapter 2 – Haradhere … 25

Chapter 3 – Crimea. 37

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Chapter 4 – Midley ………… 60

Chapter 5 – London … 73

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Chapter 6 – Tumen River ………… 100

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Chapter 7 – Myonggan … 131

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Chapter 8 – Kimch’aek … 160

Advent Day 19
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Chapter 9 – Washington DC. 193

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Chapter 10 – Gary ………… 220

Your Fourth Literary Gift
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Chapter 11 – Gulf of Mexico … 228


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Chapter 12 – Earth Orbit   ………… 244

Chapter 13 – Area 52 ………… 264

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Meet My Aliens
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A foxcat listens to the radio
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Chapter 15
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Chapter 14 – Peoria … 279

Chapter 15 – International Space Station ………… 290

Writing Paranormal Privateers First Draft
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Chapter 16 icon – London – Click to find out what happens!

Chapter 16 – London ………… 301

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Chapter 17 – Westminster ………… 319

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Epilogue     329

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Why Chapter Icons? Juicy Details

First of all, I like them. I had my artist give hints to each chapter in them. So they’re like an Easter Egg within the book.

Second of all, I paid for them. They were part of my illustration contract. So I might as well share them in this blog post.

Thirdly, I’ve never shared some of them before. So they’re part of my juicy details for you in this post.

More to come!

Cool and Juicy Details

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Book Dedicated to My Mother-in-law–Find Out Why

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law

Book Dedicated to My Mother-in-law – Find Out Why–What book is that? My Undead Mother-in-law. And the book is on sale from August 17th-24th! Click here to get it!

But why? Barbara Beyer was my mother-in-law. (She passed in 2020 at 88). She lived in our home while I wrote My Undead Mother-in-law in 2016 and 2017. Here’s the dedication page:

Happy Mother's Day
Book Dedicated
Diane Newby, in her natural environment.

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P.S. I give away free books for any comments on the excerpt. Just click here.

My mother-in-law read the book and loved it. Read what other readers think below!

Book Dedicated to My Mother-in-law – Most Recent Reviews

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Zombie corgi in Scotland from ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’

Shannon Skinner

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2024

Fun zombie read! I love paranormal and supernatural books so I was intrigued to read this series. I’ve listened to it on audible and the narrators are really fun and easy to listen to, I feel like they’re talking to actual people rather than reading a story. The storyline is funny and it has just gotten better with each book in the series.

Excellent!

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kixfan

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2024

Great story. Really hilarious in a ridiculous way and I don’t mean that in a negative way. I love this story! Amazing author and an amazingly well done performance.

My Undead Mother-in-law Excerpt

My Undead Mother-in-law back cover
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Sam arrived at the Deviled Turkeys farm in the dark winter
evening. Sam could see the National Guard trucks and a
couple of police cars along the snowy drive to the barnyard.
They had distracted the flock of perhaps a thousand turkeys
from attacking the house and were now barely holding their
own position.


Sam heard the BANG of shotguns, and the pop, pop of
rifles and pistols. Why did the police waste their time and
ammunition? Those weapons proved ineffective against the
zombie turkeys last November.


Grabbing his trusty Flaming Turkey brand flamethrower
from the backseat, he approached the line of soldiers.


“Stay away, mister!” an officer yelled over the crackle of
gunfire.
Sam noticed he had a skinny neck and a shock of red hair.


“You should have a flamethrower!” Sam yelled back.


“We do! We can’t use them this close to the buildings.
There’s a family in there!”


Good thing Lisa isn’t here, Sam thought. During the zombie
turkey apocalypse, she’d flamed first and asked questions
later.


Another car pulled up in the drive. The officer yelled, “Get
away, ma’am! This is a dangerous situation!”


“I’ve come to reason with the turkeys,” Diane Newby yelled
back, her red eyes gleaming.


“You can’t reason with crazed killer turkeys!”

“You watch me!” She leapt past the officer, past the line of
soldiers, directly toward the mass of turkeys. The soldiers
ceased firing, for fear of hitting her. The mass of turkeys
washed over Diane like a tsunami. Sam reluctantly filmed her
last moments, for her family’s sake.


The mound of turkeys burst apart, revealing Diane
throttling a tom. She ripped off its head, legs, wings and then
smashed the body into paste on the ground.

“Listen up, you turkeys!” she yelled. “I’m the boss turkey
now! Follow me!” Obediently, the turkeys followed her into the
barn. She led them back into their cages and shut them in.
Where the turkeys had burst doors and wire fencing, using her
bare hands Diane wove the tough steel wire into a tight net,
holding them securely. “Good thing I’m handy with macramé,”
she said to herself as she wove.

Diane’s clothing was shredded and bloody like she’d been
through a wood chipper, but her skin showed pink and
unbroken through the many holes in her pants and coat. Sam
ran to her.

“Are you OK, Diane?”

“Never felt better! I told you I could reason with the zombie
turkeys!”

“How did you find out?”

“It was on the zombie turkey Twitter feed on the Midley
Beacon page, where I was reading your story about us!”

From My Undead Mother-in-law, by Andy Zach

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Your Best Summer Science Fiction Fuel

Four Crazy Book Ideas by Author Andy Zach

Your Best Summer Science Fiction Fuel – Let me give you the best articles I’ve found for sparking science fiction story ideas. Let m know your idea and I’ll give you a free book!

Ready? Let’s go!

The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST for short) looked further into the past than ever before. And they found galaxies. This was only half a billion years after the Big Bang. How could they form so quickly?

Aside from the mystery, how would I use this for fiction? I’d have a super intelligence forming these galaxies for its purposes. How would you use this new science fact for science fiction? Tell me and get a free book. Click here.

Your Best Summer Science Fiction Fuel – Part 2

Imagine soaring through interstellar space faster than light. That’s what this video makes me think. How about you? Tell me.

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This’d make a great cover for that book or short story:

What’s Next in Your Best Summer Science Fiction Fuel?

How about this story?

Here we have the world’s most detailed and best preserved skeleton of a trilobite. They’re very common fossils from 300 million years ago. But usually the soft parts don’t get preserved. This time they did.

I can think of several ideas from this article:

  1. Someone found some trilobites and is breeding them on their private property.
  2. A person got a time machine and went back to this time period and picked up so.
  3. The trilobites developed an advanced civilization and traveled ahead in time to our day.

What are your ideas?

More Story Fuel Coming Up!

I already have a zombie turkey apocalypse series. How about a squirrel apocalypse?

This tickles my funny bone: squirrels causing the downfall of civilization. I can think of dozens of scenarios, including leveraging my zombie world that begins below:

Best Science Stories Zombie Turkeys Gift
Science Stories
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Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

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Why do I give books away? Ideas are the most important resource a writer can have. Who knows if your idea will give me a great novel?