Andy Zach’s Birthday – The Second Book My Undead Mother-in-law
Imagine your mother-in-law and all your inlaws turned zombie. Then they invite you over for Valentine’s Day to celebrate the engagement of two zombies. What could possibly go wrong?
Valentine’s Day dinner with the zombie-in-laws
I read this excerpt for you here:
St. Valentine’s Day Zombie Massacre
Andy Zach’s Birthday – The Third Book Paranormal Privateers
“We’ve got zombie turkeys, zombie humans, what else do you have for us, Andy?”
How about zombies working on a luxury yacht as privateers under a letter of marque from President Trump? They’re sent to areas too sensitive for the US to meddle directly. Here’s the ship, the Resolute Too. That’s the undead mother-in-law on the prow.
The Loving Zombie Privateers
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New Year New Book–“Wait!” you say. “What book is this?”
My next book is Secret Supers. It’s about four seventh graders with disabilities who acquire superpowers. They use their disabilities to hide their super identities and to fight crime. But it’s not easy, either being disabled or superpowered.
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I have read the whole series and enjoyed it. I did not find myself staying g up all night to finish or rushing home to read. That was probably a good thing as then If I had I’d of been cranky and over sleep for work. Never a pretty sight as I am not a morning person anyway. I liked the book for the unusual perspectives and storyline. If I spot about her book from this author O would definitely give it a try.
The next review is:
Chapter 5 London chapter icon – what could it mean? Click and find out!
Super fun saga following the antics of the Paranormal Privateers. Laugh as they save the world. Who would have thought that the undead would be the saviors of the world? A not-so realistic view of the future of the world. I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book. If you like comedy, the paranormal or books about pirates, you will absolutely love Paranormal Privateers.
New Year New Book and News Next
So what’s new beyond the new book?
How about a spaceship? A stainless steel spaceship? Why stainless steel? Isn’t that heavy? Read about Elon Musk’s answer.
Continuing my outer space theme (I am a science fiction author), here’s a list of fifty-five must read science fiction books. How many have you read? Comment below or send me an email and the highest number gets a free ebook.
You may ask why is my post entitled ‘2018: Twelve Laughing Months’? Because while working as a comic author and blogger I laugh almost every day. I invite you to share my laughter.
That’s a high standard for a blog! If I fall short, you can always make fun of me! Comment here if you like or dislike this post, or in the comment section below.
So what funny thing happened in January? I finished writing my first draft of Paranormal Privateers,my Novel for November by NaNoWriMo. It’s funny, because you’re supposed to finish in November. It’s funny because I actually wrote the required 50,000 words in November–and was less than half done. I misplanned–badly.
Bruce Lee with a light saber. What more could you want?
Following is February . . .
Twelve Laughing Months: February
February was worse for me as a writer–I had to edit my first draft. And I was under a time crunch. And my illustrator was behind. And my editor needed time. And I’d already committed to a launch date in May.
What happens when 100,000 zombie turkeys land during the Thanksgiving Day football game?
Then there is this educational video:
Aren’t you eager to use ‘crapulous’ in a sentence?
Moving on to March . . .
Twelve Laughing Months: March
What can be funnier than your own tombstone? The epitaph on it! It’s all in this blog post, Andy Zach’s Tombstone.But don’t worry–there’s still more to come!
Next, from Fan Comments and Free Books–Get Yours Now we have another photo that looks doctored, but it’s not. How would you like to be on this ship? Or on the B-52?
B-52 pilot behaving badly
I must close with another Weird Al video. Enjoy!
Have you seen a conductor like this before?
Sequeing to September . . .
Twelve Laughing Months: September Twelve Laughing Months: September
September was my big convention month at PennedCon. I have a lot of pictures here. The theme was a 20s speakeasy.
After Thanksgiving I went to Chambanacon, a relaxacon, a relaxed SciFi/Fantasy convention. Here’s a picture of me and Brenda Sutton, to give you the vibe there.
Andy Zach and Brenda Sutton and the Chambanacon mascot
