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Over 90 Free Books Today – The First Day of Advent

Over 90 Free Books Today – The First Day of Advent – No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get 90+ Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

Why? This is part of my twenty-five gifts to Christmas, counting down with the twenty-five days of Advent.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Kindle promotion below. It’s the last day of the promotion Just download it now:

I’ll give you more details about the book further in this post.

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of Secret Super is right here. After clicking, you’ll be able to read how four seventh graders in a special ed class got super powers.

With great power comes great responsibility!

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Aside from ebook copies of Zombie Turkeys, I also offer copies of the first my audiobooks.

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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won’t stay dead. You can shoot ’em, chop ’em, burn ’em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country.

As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story.

Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report.

Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.

With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

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Worst Coaster Park Ever – Why?

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Worst Coaster Park Ever – Why? You’ve got a supergenius villain after you out for revenge. You’re just four ordinary 7th graders at a coaster park. Oh, and you’ve got superpowers and you fought crime all 7th grade using your uniforms and your disabilities to hide your superpowers.

Get Villain’s Vacation for 67% Off, 2 Books for .99. That means from November 2nd until 9th. Quickly click here to get Villain’s Vacation for .99. Get Secret Supers for .99 by clicking here.

But why? Let me tell you about the book.

Four disabled seventh-graders with superpowers take a vacation at Coaster World. They need a break from fighting criminals. Ever since the beginning of the school year when they acquired their unusual abilities, they’ve been training and using those powers to fight crime in their town.

Little do they know the arch-villain they recently defeated also loves coasters and is vacationing at Coaster World. Worse, the villain wants revenge. Nothing less than turning these teens to a life of crime will satisfy.

Can Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey withstand the villain’s attacks? Or will they become Super Villains?

From Villain’s Vacation back cover

Worst Coaster Park Ever – Villain’s Vacation – Table of Contents

Here’s the Table of Contents from the book. I’ve added the chapter icons too. They were created by my illustrator Sean “Fuzzy” Flanagan.

Table of Contents

Worst Coaster Park Ever

Chapter 1 – Dancer  3

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What Do Readers Think
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Chapter 2 – Chipmunk  11


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Chap. 3 – The Last Day of School 24

Chapter 4 – Coaster World   31


Your Seventh Literary Gift
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Chap. 5 – Tracking  35

Chapter 6 – On the Lake   42


What is novel Writing Like
Jeremy is captured by a robot in Villain’s Vacation
Writer's Block: My Experience
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Chapter 7 – Revelation   53

Chap. 8 – Hotel 66


Chapter 9 – Teamwork  76

Chap. 10 – Super Villains  82


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Chapter 11 – Chase   93

Chapter 12 – Villain   102


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Epilogue – Prison   104

A Reader’s Review of Villain’s Vacation

5.0 out of 5 stars 

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Reviewed in the United States on November 19, 2024

Very entertaining and well written story. Has everything a great book needs. Heroes, villains, and a really great storyline. Absolutely love this series!

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Here you go,The Secret Supers. It’s also on sale for .99!

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Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

The Secret Supers

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Brand New Excerpt of My Undead Mother-in-law

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Brand New Excerpt of My Undead Mother-in-law for my 9th anniversary as a published author. I’m giving you everything I have about this delightful, middle-aged, zombie woman with anger management issues. This is every excerpt I have on her throughout my nine-year career as a self-published author. And, I’ll give a new, never before published, excerpt below.

Here’s an info dump on Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law’s a zombie. And she has anger-management issues. My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don’t treat her like a normal human being—with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn’t get her way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake. Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread.

But the world’s most powerful criminal plans to control zombies. His only problem with zombies is that they have way too much free will. He has a solution for that. But will it work with Diane Newby? The world is divided into pro-zombie and anti-zombie factions. Battles break out everywhere. Which side will you take? Who will live and who will die? You might not survive this book. But at least you’ll die laughing.

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