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4 Real-Life Zombies Taken from the News

4 Real-Life Zombies Taken from the News – Can you believe it? There are REAL zombies in this blog post. These creatures have to be seen to be believed.

4 Real-Life Zombies – Your First Zombie

Zombie chicken? Maybe not. What do you think it is? I’ll send each commenter a free short story.

Enjoy your humor break from zombies! Here it comes:

Check Out Your Second Zombie

This story may disturb you, but look on the bright side: at least you’re not the one with lockjaw until you burst into spores.

Now enjoy another zombie humor break.

4 Real-Life Zombies – Your Next Real Zombie

Are you ready for a zombie tree?

Now take a zombie break with a cringe-worthy real vampire.

After these real zombies, you can use an anti-zombie weapon.

Now for a zombie laugh.

If you don’t like that zombie laugh, how about this one?

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The Fourth Real Zombie Story For You

The next video isn’t real, but it is funny.

You’ve got more coming to you. Do you like the movie ‘Sharknado’? How about the actor Ian Ziering? He appears in this upcoming movie–about a zombie tidal wave.

Did you know my book Zombie Turkeys has a sequel? Check out My Undead Mother-in-law.

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My Undead Mother-in-law – when zombies are your inlaws

But wait! Here come more zombies!

We’ll finish this all-zombie blog post with this review of Paranormal Privateers.

Ann Keeran

5.0 out of 5 stars

Undead Pirates?

May 7, 2018

Super fun saga following the antics of the Paranormal Privateers. Laugh as they save the world. Who would have thought that the undead would be the saviors of the world? A not-so realistic view of the future of the world. I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book. If you like comedy, the paranormal or books about pirates, you will absolutely love Paranormal Privateers.

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A Normal Work Day, Except for Zombies

Andy Zach Writes About Zombies

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Andy Zach, expert on Turkey Zombies

I joined Prose and wrote a short piece about regular zombies. It’s right here: A Normal Work Day, Except for Zombies

Now let me explain about the background to this piece: Prose is seeking to create the world’s longest book: they’re soliciting 15,000 entries about Zombie Apocalypse, which they’ll stick together into an enormous book.

Here is Prose’s explanation:

It’s record-breaking time. Together, we are going to break the world record for longest book. 100 word minimum. When this challenge gets 15,000 entries, it will expire, and we will turn it into a book. Each entry will be its own chapter. The plot? It’s the first day of a zombie apocalypse, write a diary entry. Each contributor should share this challenge prompt with as many people as possible. If we break the world record, this will be read by people for generations to come.

 

What Is Prose? Are they about Zombies?

Prose is a website for authors. Here’s their self-description:
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Resources, Links, and Reviews by Andy Zach

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Here you get useful resources and links to the key books that I used in self-publishing. You also get great reviews great books.  Finally, you also get links to zombie and fantasy web sites I have found useful and links to other fantasy authors.

Resources and Reviews by Andy Zach on Self-publishing and Writing

Dan Poynter’s Self Publishing Manual Vol 2

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Dan Poynter’s Self-Publishing Manual Vol. 2

How I Sold 30,000 eBooks on Amazon’s Kindle

How I Sold 30,000 eBooks on Amazon's Kindle-An Easy-To-Follow Self-Publishing Guidebook 2016 Edition by [Crosbie, Martin] Resources
How I Sold 30,000 eBooks on Amazon’s Kindle. An Easy-To-Follow Self-Publishing Guidebook 2016 Edition by [Crosbie, Martin]
 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bullies, Bastards, & Bitches: Write Fiction Bad Boys

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4.0 out of 5 stars Very Useful Book for Writers, June 3, 2017
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This review is from: Bullies, Bastards And Bitches: How To Write The Bad Guys Of Fiction (Paperback)
As a fantasy author, I learned a lot about writing villains. I was in the middle of writing my sequel, “My Undead Mother-in-law” and it ended up much better (according to early readers; it’s not out until July 2017).

Besides villains, Ms. Morrell also covers dark heroes, anti-heroes, sympathetic villains, likable bad guys, neutral characters and truly wicked ones. She has a chapter on psychopaths and sociopaths, too, providing definitions and examples of each. She goes further, giving resources the reader can pursue to understand the psychology of criminals.

Indeed, the many examples she cites of heroes, lovable bad guys, and villains from contemporary culture, fiction, and movies, are probably the best feature of the book. I recommend this book for anyone interested in writing or learning to write.
 

 

 

 

 

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