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Over 90 Free Books Today – The First Day of Advent

Over 90 Free Books Today – The First Day of Advent – No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get 90+ Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

Why? This is part of my twenty-five gifts to Christmas, counting down with the twenty-five days of Advent.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Kindle promotion below. It’s the last day of the promotion Just download it now:

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The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of Secret Super is right here. After clicking, you’ll be able to read how four seventh graders in a special ed class got super powers.

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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won’t stay dead. You can shoot ’em, chop ’em, burn ’em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country.

As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story.

Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report.

Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.

With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

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Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16

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Two Free Books Last Day’s Today – Advent 16. No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get Two Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

Why? This is part of my twenty-five gifts to Christmas, counting down with the twenty-five days of Advent.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Free Kindle promotion below. It’s the last day of the promotion Just download it now:

I’ll give you more details about the book further in this post.

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of Secret Super is right here. After clicking, you’ll be able to read how four seventh graders in a special ed class got super powers.

With great power comes great responsibility!

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Aside from paperback copies of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, we’ll also offer copies of the first Zombie Turkeys audiobook and the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel issue 1.

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2024 Best Reviews from Me and You in September! What have I been reading? What have my readers been saying? Find out what people are talking about!

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really liked it 4 stars

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What struck me first after the book was how vivid the descriptions were. You could see and smell the characters, taste the seed cakes, and feel the cold drizzle. As author describes his characters, their families, and their struggles, you care for each of them.

Quickly, the families are disrupted and scattered by war in what is now England, between the Danes and the Saxons. Hold on tightly, for the war is rough and brutal.

Meanwhile, the Vardoger Boy, Torfinn, goes sailing. He is partially in our world and partially in a magical world. He has an entire set of adventures simultaneously with the war.

You won’t be able to put this down until you have finished.

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The book picks up shortly after the last one. Early conversations recap the previous events to bring you up to speed. The story has action, adventure, comedy, and even romance. With something for everyone I recommend giving it a try.

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Harmon Cooper continues his delightful cozy fantasy about a man who dies and comes to the underworld. He becomes a brewer and opens a pub in his first book. In the second, he begins farming. With the pub, he gets a magical, protective cat, Patches.

With the farm, he gets a magical protective day, Cornbread. What’s his motivation? Every day, he gets a notice about an invasion coming in 90 days. Then 89. And so on. He (His name is Sylas), figures he needs to get as powerful as possible to face this unknown threat.

His quest leads him to these careers and to powerful people in the Underworld–and hell itself.

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Hilarious, Action-Packed Romp

“Zombie Turkeys” is a wildly entertaining and unpredictable ride that combines humor, horror, and heart. Sam Melvin, a small-town reporter, and his editor, Lisa Kambacher, find themselves at the forefront of a zombie turkey apocalypse.

Standout Elements:

1.⁠ ⁠Unique blend of humor and horror.
2.⁠ ⁠Well-developed, relatable protagonists.
3.⁠ ⁠Fast-paced, action-packed narrative.

Storyline:

Sam and Lisa navigate a chaotic world overrun by undead, unstoppable turkeys. As they report on the crisis, they face numerous challenges, from bloodthirsty hordes to paranoid militias.

Final Thoughts:

“Zombie Turkeys” is an outrageously entertaining and clever novel that will leave you laughing and on the edge of your seat. With its unique blend of humor and horror, this book is a must-read for fans of the genre.

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