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Meme Jokes, Science, and Fun Videos Curated for You

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Meme Jokes, Science, and Fun Videos Curated for You by me, Andy Zach. Let’s start off right away.

Did you know I was a statistician? Do you know what a statistician is? Let me know right here and I’ll give you an ebook.

Let’s do another meme joke:

Do you know who Schrodinger was? Do you know his cat? If you don’t, ask me. I could also tell you where he lived and what he did, and when.

Meme Jokes, and Science Coming Up Below Here

Here’s your first awe-inspiring video. Even if you were born in year 2000, did you expect to see a video from Jupiter?

So much for the future. How about a blast from the past?

1952 underwater nuke blast

If you love military scifi like I do, you always read about nuclear explosions. How often have you seen one?

Oddly, I have a nuclear explosion (72 of them I think) in my third book:

Quizzes, Questions Meme Jokes
Try out my audiobook. Listen to a free sample by clicking.

If you like that, or other audiobooks, you can get them all free through my newsletter. Subscribe here.

More Meme Jokes Coming Next

There’s a lot to be said for letting book nerds run the world!

How about some science?

I’m not sure if this is science or a joke. How about pouring 30 liters of liquid nitrogen in a pool?

Yet More Fun For You! Look Out Below!

Do you like dinosaurs? If not, try this.

If you’re a homeschooler, let me know and I’ll send you an ebook. Same if you’re not a homeschooler.

Would you ride a box fan drone to work? I might, if the inventor rode with me.

I find this funny because it’s funny.

It’s time for a lighter joke.

Here you have a joke for writers.

And that wraps it up for today! See you soon. Subscribe to the newsletter, the next one’s is August 1st.

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Your July Science Stories from Author Andy Zach

Your July Science Stories were personally curated by me, Author Andy Zach. I read science every day for ideas for my science fiction. If you love science, read on!

Let’s start with military SciFi that almost happened:

Here we have a plan for a sub-orbital rocket that could land 1200 Marines–from the 60s!

Now let’s switch to some steampunk SciFi that ISN’T fiction.

This should appeal to your artistic senses–or your arachnophobia. Let me know which by clicking here. As usual, I’ll give a free ebook for each comment or response.

Or you can cut to the chase and get free ebooks by subscribing to my newsletter at this link.

Your July Science Stories
Audiobook cover – click to listen.

Zombie Turkeys is just one of the six free audiobooks I offer to my subscribers.

Your July Science Stories Continue: You Get Five Stories for One Click

Five stories in one article. Enjoy.

Which one did you like the best? The nano assembly line, the electrode implanted to heal broken bones, or the smart foam that could help robots sense us approaching? Let me know.

Do you want to go to outer space? Follow This Pioneer

Now some may quibble Richard Branson (and soon Jeff Bezos) only got to the edge of space in a sub-orbital flight. Weightlessness and a vacuum above our atmosphere is close enough for me.

But what do you require to be called a trip to space? An orbit around the earth? Landing on the moon? What are your standards? You can leave a comment or email me at [email protected] Or directly contact me.

Even the Toughest Critics Agree This Following Video is Outer Space

The video from Mars follows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY-kgUbz8I&ab_channel=iGadgetPro
Ingenuity’s 4th flight on Mars

Your July Science Stories – Here Come the Robots!

Look out below!

Finally, Your Big Finish – A Juno Fly By

From Juno, our interplanetary craft to Jupiter
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Your Top 7 Science Stories of June and Science Fiction

Top 7 Science stories have to start with this one!

I would love it if Andromeda were that bright in the sky. Sadly, all we see is the fuzzy center. This picture demonstrates the power of time-lapse photography.

Then we have this breath-taking picture:

Your Top 7 Science Stories – The Second is Next

I read a deluge of science stories every week. This one filtered through the noise. I get a newsletter from GE, which is where I found it.

This meme may make you chuckle. It worked for me. If it does, let me know and I’ll give you a free ebook. Or you can get one by subscribing to my newsletter here.

Then Your Third is There Below

I first learned about living fossils in middle school with the coelacanth. Look! There’s one! Don’t delay! Click on the picture below.

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Coelacanth. Click to get one delivered to your door.

Continuing on, Your Fun Fourth

Who wouldn’t have fun with quantum computing?

If that’s not fun, try my collection of short stories.

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You can get free short story from the book on me, right here: ‘In A Pickle’. Click here. Or, you can get the whole audiobook for free by clicking here.

Jive With Five of Top 7 Science Stories

This story is a little disappointing: you can’t expect spaceships to cruise about independent of orbits. It takes too much energy.

That’s no problem for SciFi authors, like the one behind my typewriter. In my book below, I have a spaceship that directly converts matter to energy. Very handy, that is.

Top 7 Science Stories
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Your Sixth of Top 7 Science Stories

I can hear people saying, “That’s not science! That’s some idiot driving a wheel to 827 MPH.”

It is too science. The question was, “Can we spin a wheel faster than the speed of sound? What will happen?” There was an experiment to try it and they spun faster than the speed of sound. What’s more scientific than that?

Some free advice: don’t do this at home. Or anywhere else.

Your Last Science Story

The last science story covers anti-drone warfare–using silly string. I’m serious. Check it out in the link above.