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Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster Adventure !

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Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster! I’m talking about Secret Supers and Villain’s Vacation in the Secret Supers series.

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So what are these books about? First, Secret Supers.

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

Click here to get your FREE copy of Secret Supers. But only from December 1st to 3rd. Otherwise, you’ll have to pay .99.

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Eric S Rose

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2022

An uplifting tale of how four students find that within disability is ability. Looking past who others think they are was the way the four came together to make a difference not only in their own lives but the lives of those around them. The main theme of this tale is practice, practice, practice.

Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster Adventure! Villian’s Vacation

From the back cover:

Four disabled seventh-graders with superpowers take a vacation at Coaster World. They need a break from fighting criminals.

Ever since the beginning of the school year when they acquired their unusual abilities, they’ve been training and using those powers to fight crime in their town. Little do they know the arch-villain they recently defeated also loves coasters and is vacationing at Coaster World. Worse, the villain wants revenge. Nothing less than turning these teens to a life of crime will satisfy the villain.

Can Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey withstand the villain’s attacks? Or will they become Super Villains? You can only find out by reading the adventure ‘Villain’s Vacation’.

Now on sale from December 1st to December 8th for only .99! Click here to get yours!

As electrifying as their powers!

Nemesis 5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2024

“Villain’s Vacation” by Andy Zach, narrated by Michael Stafford, whisks you on a thrilling ride as four disabled seventh graders with superpowers take on Coaster World. The writing is as electrifying as their powers, keeping you glued to each twist and turn. Stafford’s narration brings each character to life, adding an extra layer of excitement to this action-packed adventure.

Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster – A Non-Andy Zach Review

What Do Readers Think
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Brad Secrest

October 8, 2023

What a fresh take on the superhero genre. Teenage kids with profound disabilities and superpowers. And, don’t forget the super hamster. I love the blending of storytelling the author displays that throws him into the characters as the one documenting these super kid’s lives and the defeat of their villains. I gotta read more from this author!

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So Should You Get A Rollercoaster Adventure?

I don’t know. Do you like rollercoasters? I’ve got lots in here. Do you like superheroes? I’ve got four. Do you like dastardly villains? I’ve got two. Do you like teen SciFi? That’s what this is.

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Dancer  3

Chapter 2 – Chipmunk  11

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Then Chapter 3 – The Last Day of School 24

Chapter 4 – Coaster World  30

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Chapter 5 – Tracking  34

Then Chapter 6 – On the Lake  41

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Chapter 7 – Revelation  51

Then Chapter 8 – Hotel 64

Chapter 9 – Teamwork  73

Chapter 10 – Super Villains  79

Then Chapter 11 – Chase  89

Chapter 12 – Villain  98

Epilogue – Prison  100

Tell Me What You Think of Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster!

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Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Villain’s Vacation directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax.

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Oops! Grab Yourself Some Short Stories!

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Oops! Grab Yourself Some Short Stories!! Just for laughs, try some free samples of my wacky sci-fi stories. Then grab the book for .99! Click here! It’ll be on sale from November 3rd to 7th.

“But wait Andy–what is Oops! all about?”

It’s all about what can go wrong before, during, and after a zombie turkey apocalypse.

Prepare to laugh as you try these free samples.

Oops! Grab Yourself The Story of Sound (Click here)

The first story contains a tragedy–a queen’s husband and son died through drowning.

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One queen saw the problem

Her king and prince had both drowned only a short distance from the shore because no one saw them signing for help. The queen sat vigil all night long, and in the morning she sent heralds with large signs in every language to all the humans, elves, dwarves, fairies, leprechauns, and even a dragon. She pled with all to find something that would let creatures communicate without signs or gestures when they couldn’t see each other. She promised she would give whatever was in her power to whoever could accomplish this.

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A Phoenix Tale

This is a personal story from my past, during my doctoral research – on the Phoenix.

What was doctoral paper about? From my biography,

Before turning to fiction, Andy published his Ph.D. thesis “Methods of Revivification for Various Species of the Kingdom Animalia” in the prestigious JAPM, Journal of Paranormal Medicine.

Where is my mistake in this story? You’ll have to read and find out!

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Oops! Grab Yourself “In a Pickle”

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Learn all about Brice Butterworth, genetic engineer

Now, what was he going to do? Brice Butterworth’s boss just told him to double the productivity of Vegan Inc.’s pickle strain they used for their Kilwowski Pickle brand. That was completely impossible.

But keeping his job required it. Brice was the low man on the genetic engineering totem pole at Vegan Inc., the last one hired and the first one to be fired if another recession hit.

He couldn’t think. He couldn’t face this. So he cruised the internet. “The origin of zombie turkeys? I didn’t know they’d found that. Hmm, a Midley Beacon exclusive, the foremost zombie news source,” he read out loud.

Read more here: In a Pickle. You’ll find out what terrible mistake occurred.

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Tell Me What you Think!

Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Oops! directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax.

Or you can get it on Amazon for .99 or 12.95. ($2.99 if you don’t get it right away.)

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Origin Story of Zombie Turkeys!

Origin Story of Zombie Turkeys–where did they come from? How can they be stopped? I tell you all!

But let’s begin with your gift: you can get your free copy of Zombie Turkeys–and some giggles. Click here for yours!

Zombie Turkeys was the first book I wrote and published. I wanted to write something light and funny. I fried a turkey, brought it into the house, and said, “What if this turkey came back to life?” Someone said, “It’d be a zombie turkey.”

“That’s my book title!” So I wrote the book around the title.

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But that’s not all you’ll get in this blog post.

Origin Story – Zombie Turkeys – Review

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Firstly, where’s this review coming from? Goodreads!
S. Policar

Author 24 books

134 followers

November 20, 2023

If you’ve seen Poultrtgeist: Night of the Chicken Dead or Thankskilling and liked them, you’ll LOVE this. The sarcasm is there, the humor is dark and twisted, and our killer Tom turkey wakes up every day feeling great and ready to see who he can kill in the state of Illinois with his massive flock of wild and domesticated zombie turkeys.
I loved this book. The end is a bit predictable given the fact that it’s a series, but its definitely the predictable you’d expect from something like this. I think this book would make a great low budget movie like the two I mentioned earlier; and let’s be realistic, thanksgiving is a pretty much open holiday in the book and movie business.

I give this book 4 of 5 Paws and I look forward to reading the rest of this series.

Origin Story – Unique Review – 2

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5.0 out of 5 stars 

A very fun, very funny read.

Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2018

I loved every gobbling, clucking page of this book. It’s this hilarious and insane story that wonderfully hits all the right zombie outbreak tropes I love, but done with turkeys and thanksgiving themes. SO FUNNY! I could read about heroic turkey farmers making chipper-shredder last stands for just about forever.

The main dude, Mr. Unknown Blogger, was also a very likable and fun main character to ride around with. I loved reading about this bottom-of-the-pile reporter turning his life around even while the hordes of zombie turkeys get worse and worse.

Just writing this review makes me want to read the book again. So much fun.

Origin Story – Audiobook – Review – 3

Deliciously silly book!

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What a deliciously silly book! If you love zombies and comedy, this zombiedy story is for you. The whole premise of zombie turkeys is just so ludicrous it makes the whole tale funny, no matter how seriously the characters take their roles. Story is suitable for the whole family. Very little blood & guts, no swearing, sweet, innocent romance.

I really enjoyed the main characters, Sam and Lisa, who work for a small newspaper in Illinois. Sam is out for the real story, thoroughly enjoying his investigative reporting. Lisa runs the little newspaper with efficiency and soon she has the entire nation demanding their news reports. Zombie turkeys are a bad problem, for sure, but they have launched this small newspaper right into the big leagues.

I loved all the straight line jokes, like how the turkeys couldn’t possibly outsmart law enforcement or the military. Yet people aren’t thinking like turkeys, let alone zombie turkeys. In order to predict their behavior, one must mindmeld with the zombie turkey!

Then there’s the weapons deployed to eradicate the turkeys – flechettes, flame throwers, big knives, grenades, etc. The story takes every opportunity to poke fun at being over-prepared… for the wrong things. Yet, no one could possibly see zombie turkeys coming, right? The story ends with one final piece of investigative journalism which just might explain where these deadly birds came from. So looking forward to book 2! 5/5 stars.

Tell Me What you Think!

What next? Get your free copy of Zombie Turkeys here!

Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Zombie Turkeys directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax.

Or you can get Zombie Turkeys on Amazon for .99 or 12.95. ($2.99 if you don’t get it right away.)

If you want to keep track of all my blog posts and get free books you can subscribe to my newsletter by clicking here. You also get my audiobooks for free!

Psst! Audible lets you listen free to my books. Click here to find out how.