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Here’s A Fourth Zombie Turkeys Review!

Fourth Zombie Turkeys Review
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Here’s the fourth Zombie Turkeys review on Amazon. I’ve quoted it below:

5.0 out of 5 stars I am not one for non-fiction especially zombie material, …, March 2, 2017
This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (Life After Life) (Volume 1) (Paperback)
I am not one for non-fiction especially zombie material, but this was a very entertaining book. The satire kept me reading. Being from Central Illinois I was quite familiar with much of the locations mentioned in the book. I look forward to what is next.”

So cool! Not a zombie fan, but he still enjoyed the book.

Did you miss any of these Not Fourth Zombie Turkeys Review (s)?

It occurs to me you may not have seen this one from another SF and Fantasy author:

4.0 out of 5 stars A fun little zombie parody, February 6, 2017
This review is from: Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (Life After Life) (Volume 1) (Paperback)
Zombie Turkeys is definitely not your typical zombie book. Instead, it is a parody of the standard zombie book, and as such may even be destined for cult status. The book doesn’t take itself seriously and neither should you. Its relatively choppy and repetitive writing style would not work well with a serious horror novel, but somehow fits when used in this humorous take on the zombie apocalypse. In general, I enjoyed reading this book, but I was left feeling that it could have been funnier and that the plot dragged in a couple areas in the last third of the book. Although the twist at the end was relatively obvious, it nevertheless seemed suited to the book, like watching a train barreling towards a car stuck on the tracks and when the crash finally came, it left a satisfied smile. So if you want a change of pace from your usual brain-eating zombie feast and a little light reading, you just might want to gobble up this little book.”

What About the Kindle ebook Version? Does it have Zombie Turkeys Reviews?

Yes indeed! Have you seen this one on the Kindle version?

Fourth Zombie Turkeys Review
Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”

 

on December 17, 2016
Format: Kindle Edition

VERY funny book. Combines satire and horror in a great way. Reminded me a bit of Stephen King’s Christine in the style. More please.”

Phil and Jill Newton

This isn’t the fourth Zombie Turkeys Review, but it’s still very complimentary.

Still More Reviews, Away From Amazon

Read this great review from Dr. Wesley Britton, another SF and Fantasy author. You can find the review on Book Pleasures, but I’ll quote it partially here:

“The title of Zombie Turkeys signals this urban fantasy is intended to be entertaining, not to be taken seriously, and likely a comic romp. You can guess there’s lots of clever twists in the story, and happily the execution is more than what readers might expect.

The yarn is fast-moving from start to finish, opening with the first attack of carnivorous red-eyed wild turkeys very difficult to kill. They can quickly resurrect after death and grow back cut-off limbs. They’re led by a tom full of confidence as Zach gives us this tom’s perspectives from time to time as he builds his flock into the tens of thousands throughout Illinois and beyond.

On the trail of the killer swarm is Sam Melvin, investigative reporter for the small-town Illinois Midley Beacon   newspaper and blog edited by his future wife, Lisa. She’s motivated to put her paper on the map and exploits the invasion by selling turkey traps, turkey t-shirts, inedible turkey sausages, and ad space on the paper’s YouTube channel where she posts Sam’s videos. Along the way, as Sam recounts his adventures, we get some obvious jokes. We hear choirs of “Gobble, gobble” when the flock goes after the “predators”—mostly we humans. Humans are literally hen-pecked to death.  When we hear cries of “The zombie turkeys are coming, the zombie turkeys are coming!,” the reference to Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds is more than obvious.

As the setting expands, we encounter some very strange groups. They include the heavily-armed and very secretive Organic Turkey Farmers network of survivalists.

Read the rest here.

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