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2019 Best Books and Best Reviews Curated for You

2019 Best Books and Best Reviews Curated for You by me, Andy Zach. I read 128 books in 2019 and I thought I’d share the best of the best with you.

I’ll also give you any of my audiobooks for free, just by asking me.

2019 Best Books
My four audiobooks. Tell me which one you want. Do any of these make your 2019 Best Books?

Your Third Best of 2019 Best Books

Here is my third favorite:

If you don’t like to click links, I’ve got my review here:

The most surprising thing about Uncompromising Honor (Honor Harrington, #14) by David Weber is that he finally closes the series after 14 novel. The book has its usual elements: great space battles, other military aspects and politics, plus continuing character development of Honor and her friends and enemies.

I felt well satisfied at the end of the novel. Perhaps the best aspect is that not every plot thread was tied up. I was surprised at one or two elements that were left hanging. Those who want more in the Honorverse have hope for other series after the events in the book.

From my Goodreads review.

The Second Best of 2019 Best Books

“The Paper Magician” exposed me to Charlie Holmberg’s writing for the first time, and I’m enchanted. The magical system is unique: each magician must bond to one manmade material and forever afterward, use that material for their magic.

Paper magicians are looked down upon. Their magic is based upon the weakest and most common material, not iron or steel or bronze. Ceony, a bright, promising magical student is forced into paper magic because the country only has twelve of them. She agrees reluctantly because her non-magical prospects are bleak.

She begins her apprenticeship with the peculiar and unconventional Emery Thane and quickly learns techniques that show paper magic has far more than meets the eye.

Then disaster strikes and the last half of the book turns into a desparate race against time and battles against magicians dealing with forbidden magic: Excisors who work magic with human flesh.

Ms. Holmberg deftly weaves humor and horror into her plot, along with vivid characterizations of good and bad people.

Set in an alternate world of steampunk 1900 England, this fantasy has everything to recommend it

Andy’s review on Goodreads

Finally – The Best Book of 2019 Best Books

I re-read this book for the third time, the first time since I became an author, and I love it even more!

This is the first book in Terry Pratchett’s Disk World series, so he sets up his magical system (magic is a color of light), his fantasy world (a flat world on the back of four elephants, standing on the back of a space turtle) and his characters (Rincewind, a magician with only one spell he can’t use. Cowardly and good at running away) (Twoflower, a classic tourist, with limitless chest of gold, no fear, and endless curiosity), (The Luggage, a suitcase with legs, mage of sapient pearwood, invulnerable and clever). And those three are merely the protagonists.

I won’t spoil any of the insane plot, but suffice it to say, Pratchett satirizes nearly every fantasy trope and many conventions of our current culture.

My review in Goodreads

Now, My Favorite Reviews of 2019

As an author, I love getting reviews–except bad reviews. Enjoy my favorite reviews of 2019. If you want to review one of my books, just let me know and I’ll give you a free ebook or audiobook.

2019 Best Books
Zombie Turkeys, Andy’s first book

Kindle Customer 5.0 out of 5 stars 

Love it

Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2019 Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase

This book was really good. It kept me wondering what would happen next. Can’t wait to read the next one.

Your Next Favorite Review

My Undead Mother-in-law, Andy’s second novel

Lizard 5.0 out of 5 stars

 Zombie in-laws can’t be beat!

Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2019 Format: Kindle Edition

Loved the title and the text lived above expectations. In-law problems usually plague couples but adjustment was easier than expected when they have red eyes and are zombies. Now mind you, that’s a big step but these are some interesting choices to be faced by a new zombie. Should I be treated and cured or accept the regenerative benefits and use the problem to solve world problems?

Well, we soon learn the results and they couldn’t be more humorous or worldly than problems we face in the world today. Loved the author’s twist of life askew and quirky “what if” theories. Great for a consuming nonstop read than can’t help but offer uplifted spirits in the reader themselves.

My Third Favorite Review

Paranormal Privateers

Jacqueline Fairchild rated it it was amazing

Andy Zach has out done himself. Paranormal Privateers has it all! Follow all your favorite Andy characters as they save the world. Full of action that just zings from one scene to the next, leaving you on the edge of your seat. Yet tender.

Andy incorporates romance in a way that makes you a believer.
And of course the Queen of England is here in all her glory.
Yet Andy’s writing is not all fun and games, he has a way with words that reach your heart. Follow him and the zombie bulls as they rip through Harrod’s china department and feel as though you have been there yourself.

I am certain you will love this book.

Who should read it: Anyone who has a sense of adventure, all zombie lovers, romance readers who want a new slant, and travel readers who want to take an armchair trip.

Would it make a good gift? Yes, the Life After Life Chronicles would all be great gifts! Something that will make the recipient laugh out loud while clinging to the edge of their seat!

Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild–owner, Her Majesty’s English Tea Room. Author: Greater Expectations.

Next, You Have This Review

2019 Best Books
Secret Supers

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Secret Supers is a very special book!

Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2020 Format: Kindle Edition

I loved this book, not only the storyline but the very special kids in it. It was wonderful to read how the kids worked together to support each other, but also solve social problems in the neighborhood. Their fundraising for the school district to keep the disabled kids in their own schools was a huge task, but important enough to try. It was wonderful to read about their successes!!

Your Final, Best Review

Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse

Take some crazy and add a whole lot of zombies…

Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2020Format: Kindle Edition

Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse by Andy Zach is a collection of short stories and as the clue is in the title, the theme is zombies. And boy do they come in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

The book starts with three stories that are a starter and not in the zombie genre. Firstly, you are introduced to a world where nothing is heard. Then we move on to finding an elusive phoenix and trying to use its DNA for breeding. Lastly, we have a story about a time-traveling wheelchair.

Then we jump straight into zombies. From zombie pickles to zombie service dog corgis, to zombie models and even zombies in a nursing home. There is a timeline thread running through the stories where characters that create something or meet someone bring them into a later story. And all of this in a world where becoming a zombie is as easy as ordering blood online!

After each story, the author explains where he got his ideas from, and since in his bio he claims both his parents were zombies, he must be an expert on all things undead. The author has a very quick mind and some of the quips and plays on words were very clever. In some of the stories, however, I would have preferred a definite ending—one where the story doesn’t just finish and you think there is more coming. It was almost as though they were ideas taken from diary extracts with sporadic glimpses into a world of zombies.

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Your 12 Best 2019 Links Part 2 – Laugh Again!

In Your 12 Best 2019 Links Part 2 – Laugh Again! I continue what I started in part one. Read Part 1 here.

So where did I finish off? Six months, six links, makes it through June. 

Your 12 Best 2019 Links Part 2 – July 2019

I could hardly decide this month. I had a lot of great videos in July. Check them out here. But I think this one takes the cake.

In light of the 50th anniversary of the Moon landing, this video won the race.

Next, on to August’s best link/video/image. Which will it be? I haven’t decided yet.

This also showed up in July:

5 Best SciFi Best Story Ideas
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The Best of August 2019

First, you can gander at all my posts from August.

Then, cast your eyes upon this wonderful item:

Not only did we celebrate the Moon landing, but also the development of a real hoverboard–rather like in my book, Paranormal Privateers.

What’s the Best Thing From September 2019?

Good question! Your can read all my posts from September 2019 right here. I chose this one. Why?

I love when science catches up with science fiction. Here I just wrote Paranormal Privateers in 2018 including mind control through skull implants. Then I read an article heading in the same direction with current technology!

Can anything top this in October 2019? Find out in the next section.

Your 12 Best 2019 Links – Next, October

In one blog post, I discussed where I got my ideas for Paranormal Privateers, my third novel. I had to surpass my previous books. I added a surprise twist and I gave two hints. Here’s your first hint:

Your first hint about Paranormal Privateers

Then you got this second hint:

Excerpt from Forbidden Planet

I love these two movies, so, naturally, I included elements of them in my book.

If you haven’t read Paranormal Privateers, let me know your guesses about the plot twist. The best response gets a free ebook of your choice!

Next, 2019 November’s Best

My best in November was my worst mistakes in publishing. These were fresh in my mind, since I just published Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse.

However, my first short story book released in November and THAT’s the best thing about November.

And here you have the back cover and blurb:

Your 12 Best 2019
Oops! Back cover and blurb

Oops! I almost forgot! I got a review for Oops! Here it is:

The First Review of Oops!

Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse by Andy Zach is a collection of short stories and as the clue is in the title, the theme is zombies. And boy do they come in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

The book starts with three stories that are a starter and not in the zombie genre. Firstly, you are introduced to a world where nothing is heard. Then we move on to finding an elusive phoenix and trying to use its DNA for breeding. Lastly, we have a story about a time-travelling wheelchair.

Then we jump straight into zombies. From zombie pickles, to zombie service dog corgis, to zombie models and even zombies in a nursing home. There is a timeline thread running through the stories where characters that create something or meet someone bring them into a later story. And all of this in a world where becoming a zombie is as easy as ordering blood online!

After each story, the author explains where he got his ideas from, and since in his bio he claims both his parents were zombies, he must be an expert on all things undead. The author has a very quick mind and some of the quips and plays on words were very clever. In some of the stories, however, I would have preferred a definite ending—one where the story doesn’t just finish and you think there is more coming. It was almost as though they were ideas taken from diary extracts with sporadic glimpses into a world of zombies.

From Reedsy

Oops! Review Part 2

After the zombie stories came tales from some of his other books about teenage superheroes. I think the one I enjoyed the most was of the hamster that one of the kids had experimented on and had developed some superpowers. He taught himself to read and was eventually able to communicate with others by typing on a computer. The author very cleverly integrated himself into that story by being the author in the story and the one that the hamster contacted. And of course, we had to have a story about aliens to end it off.

The editing of the book was very good, and I only caught a couple of minor errors. I enjoyed the writing style of the main author and very often you had to reread something because the clever nuances were so subtle you only got them a few lines later. The different styles of writing by the different authors was a bit offputting as you get into a tempo with one and then get thrown off your rhythm by another.

While I enjoyed the book overall, I would still put it in my average category as I wouldn’t go back and reread it. I would, however, recommend it to anyone looking for a quick read where you can turn your brain off from reality and just jump into a world of crazy.

From Reedsy

Finally, of Your 12 Best 2019 Links, the Best of December 2019

What could be the best thing about December? Maybe, Christmas?

The Official Video of ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’

What a great way to close a year by a parody author! I hope your year was wonderfully fulfilling and joyful and 2020 is even better.

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How Do You Keep Writing and Where Do You Get Ideas?

How Do You Keep Writing and Where Do You Get Ideas? I’m glad you asked because that’s what I’ll tell you.

The first rule is to desire to write. I love writing crazy ideas into books, surprising and entertaining people. I truly would do it for nothing. In fact, my net profits so far are nothing.

I loved writing Zombie Turkeys. That way I got to write ridiculous chapters with weddings and zombie turkeys.

How Do You Keep Writing
Zombie Turkey dressed for a wedding. Chapter icon

Then, I sought to top myself with My Undead Mother-in-law. I had to make a new villain, one so evil you would feel sorry for the zombies. I made a sociopath who used cyborg animals to commit crime, like capuchin monkeys, rats, and black mambas.

How Do You Keep Writing
Rat, capuchin monkey, and black mamba cyborgs chapter icon from My Undead Mother-in-law

Now, how would I top myself again for my third book? I hated repeating myself. I needed something related, but totally beyond a mere undead mother-in-law. How about if I put the zombie family on a luxury yacht, give them a letter of marque from the President, and send them around the world fighting American enemies, public and private? That’s a start!

My undead family would be zombie pirates. But that phrase is too common. Paranormal Privateers became the title of my third book.

How Do You Keep Writing
Paranormal Privateers Andy’s third book

Next, a disaster happened.

Ruh Roh! Writer’s Block

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEffUAATOY8

I got stuck writing this book. How could I keep topping myself? My paranormal privateers fought pirates, slavers, terrorists, and prevented a nuclear holocaust. What could come next?

I needed a change, a total surprise. But how do I get there? What did I want to write? I loved 1950s science fiction movies. So I wrote what I loved. That is how you break writer’s block. Return to your passion.

I can’t tell you what I did without spoiling the book, but I’ll give you some hints.

Your first hint:

Your first hint

Now, your second hint.

Your second hint.

That is your second rule to keep writing year after year: write what you love.

I finished Paranormal Privateers two months after NaNoWriMo, in January 2018. It appeared in ebook and print on Amazon and later Audible.

(By the way, you can get all my books at Audible. They’re free if you’re a member. Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers. Or, if you want a free copy, just write me and I’ll send you one in exchange for an honest review.)

But what would I write next? I burned myself out on zombies. This leads to your third rule.

How Do You Keep Writing: Write Something New

Where could I go next? What else did I love writing? What did I love reading? Young adult science fiction. Everyone wants a superhero origin story. I wanted to do one of those for my fourth book.

But this had to be different, unusual. Superman got his power from birth on another planet. Batman got his power through intelligence and training. How about an ordinary hero? How about an unlikely hero? What was the least likely hero?

Now I get personal. My daughter’s been disabled with cerebral palsy since her birth. What if my hero had cerebral palsy–and his superpower didn’t take it away?

Then superheroes often come in teams. What if they were all disabled, each with a different disability and a different superpower?

I had my next book: Secret Supers.

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