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Lincoln’s Birthday Sale + FREE BOOK DRAWING

Lincoln’s Birthday Sale + FREE BOOK DRAWING for Zombie Turkeys

President's Day White Sale + FREE BOOK DRAWING
Zombie Turkey in flight
Lincoln's Birthday + FREE BOOK DRAWING
Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln.

Zombie turkeys and President Lincoln? Why not? They’re both in Illinois. And today is President Lincoln’s birthday (February 12th). Of course, if you haven’t read Zombie Turkeys you wouldn’t know. Check it out on Amazon by clicking here.  Finally, there’s a FREE BOOK DRAWING for a limited time.

Or, you can check out the free excerpt on this this site by clicking here.

FREE BOOK DRAWING
Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

Or, better yet, you can a drawing for a FREE PAPERBACK BOOK worth $12.95 by signing up for the Zombie Turkeys newsletter.  Just click here.

But HURRY! The FREE BOOK DRAWING Doesn’t Last!

How long do you have? Less time than you think. Exactly . . .

Zombie Turkeys FREE BOOK DRAWING
A free Zombie Turkeys book will be sent to YOU!

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Novel Closing: How? Comic Paranormal Author Wonders

Novel Closing: “How?” He begs.

Novel Closing: How
Andy Zach ponders: Novel Closing: How?

This week I sought to finish my novel My Undead Mother-in-law and failed. I’m writing the last chapter. I’ve planned what needs to be done in my outline. I wrote one scene–and got stuck. Hence this blog: “Novel Closing: How?”

What to do? Get unstuck. Keep writing, even if it just means fleshing out my outline.

Since I’m bearing my soul here, I thought I’d share my time usage this week:

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New Zombie Turkeys Review! Check It Out!

New Zombie Turkeys Review Here! Red Hot!

New Zombie Turkeys Review
Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”

A new Zombie Turkeys review always excites me. Check out this one:

“I am not one for non-fiction especially zombie material, but this was a very entertaining book. The satire kept me reading. Being from Central Illinois I was quite familiar with much of the locations mentioned in the book. I look forward to what is next.”

Don’t believe it? Check it out on Amazon.

Why Don’t You Review Zombie Turkeys?

First, you have to read it. If you don’t have a copy you can get it here.

Or you can get the print copy here.

Then you go to Amazon and vent your spleen.

Final Zombie Turkeys Book Covers
Final Zombie Turkeys Back Cover

If you want a free excerpt, just sign up for the site here, and download your excerpt.

 

But Wait! There’s More! Another New Zombie Turkeys Review!

As I was writing this post another Zombie Turkeys book review came in!

This review appeared on the Amazon print copy site here

Finally, the second review revealed:

4.0 out of 5 stars
A fun little zombie parody

By Donald Firesmith on February 6, 2017

Zombie Turkeys is definitely not your typical zombie book. Instead, it is a parody of the standard zombie book, and as such may even be destined for cult status. The book doesn’t take itself seriously and neither should you. Its relatively choppy and repetitive writing style would not work well with a serious horror novel, but somehow fits when used in this humorous take on the zombie apocalypse.

In general, I enjoyed reading this book, but I was left feeling that it could have been funnier and that the plot dragged in a couple areas in the last third of the book. Although the twist at the end was relatively obvious, it nevertheless seemed suited to the book, like watching a train barreling towards a car stuck on the tracks and when the crash finally came, it left a satisfied smile. So if you want a change of pace from your usual brain-eating zombie feast and a little light reading, you just might want to gobble up this little book.

New Zombie Turkeys Review
Zombie Turkeys paperback cover