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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

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Andy Zach Cruises the Internet and Gives Stuff Away

This is one of those posts where you will laugh and get free stuff. How? Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–that’s how I find funny stuff.

But what about the free stuff? I’m in touch with a lot of authors and I find free stuff on the internet. Let’s start with the funny things.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Funny

How about Thor: Rangarok set to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’?

If this isn’t funny enough for you, post something funnier in this blog’s comments or send it to me. I’ll give a free ebook to the funniest link I get.

Andy Zach Cruises the Internet–the First Freebie

How about a free newsletter from me? How about a free book? I’ve got these:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

I hold one drawing every month for my newsletter subscribers. Join now!

Your Next Funny

Did you like Thor: Rogarnok set to ABBA? How about Captain America Winter Soldier?

Your Next Freebie

Okay, maybe you don’t like books. How about audiobooks?

Listen to a free sample of Zombie Turkeys by clicking here:

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Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

Or listen to My Undead Mother-in-law here:

 

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My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

If the vocal actors Phil Blechman and Raven Perez portraying my wacky characters appeal to you, then get on the newsletter mailing list. I have a monthly drawing for a free audiobook, including the end of this month.

The Last Funny Bit

The Last Freebie

One of my author friends, Rik Ty is giving away free stories. Grab yours while you can!

Click here to get them!

And now, here’s some free nostalgia:

One More Thing

I love Weird Al Yankovic! Who else can out bizarre Lady Gaga?

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

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Weekly World Internet News for Laughs and Fun

I’m posting Weekly World Internet News to give you laughs and fun. I get tired of posting serious stuff like my books, how to write, and serious news. Let’s start out with this, which I just saw TODAY:

Then there’s this:

which is certainly fun to share with your friends.

Also, there’s this new web comic from my illustrator Sean Flanagan:

 

That’s certainly fun! If your not familiar with Sean’s work, he did all my covers:

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Andy Zach’s three novels in his Life After Life Chronicles, the comic paranormal animal zombie saga.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You may know these covers, but do you know the back covers? Sean did those too.

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Back cover of My Undead Mother-in-law – click for preview
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Zombie Turkeys Back Cover – click to get a preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Paranormal Privateers back cover – Click to get your preview

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly World Internet News – Fun And Educational!

“How can that be, Andy?” you may ask me. Your answer follows in this video:

The next item is merely beautiful, awe-inspiring, and educational. Skip, if that’s not your cup of tea.

Now it’s time for a little fun. Who doesn’t like puns? Reply below, or send me a message.


Next, there is a funny news story you may not believe. See if you can tell if it is satire.

Then you have this fun technology to play with.  Would you like to buy and use it? Let me know!

I worked with computer technology for almost fifty years, so I follow the latest developments almost by habit. If you’re aware of a cool technology, email or comment with the link and I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!

Now, Your Free Giveaway

If you’re not already a subscriber to my newsletter, stop and subscribe right here.  This is my new Mail Chimp subscription page. Drop me a line in the comments and tell me if you love it, hate it, or are ‘meh’.

With your subscription, you’re entered into my two monthly book drawings: one for a free book of your choice, ebook or print, and one drawing for a free audiobook.

I also give you a secret link on my website for my short story, ‘A Phoenix Tale’. In it you’ll learn how I got my first pet phoenix.

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Andy Zach’s pet phoenix picks the free book winners! Click to enter the drawing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ll Say Goodbye With More Sean Flanagan art from my books

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Free Books Galore
Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

 

 

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Latest Zombie Humor
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Paranormal Privateers – click to buy now
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Science Fiction Story Fuel from Andy Zach author of Zombie Turkeys

Science Fiction Story Fuel

Science Fiction Story Fuel from Andy Zach author of Zombie Turkeys

What is Science Fiction Story Fuel? The fuel is science. I read science and technology all the time. I’ve loved science and technology since elementary school. In this blog post, I share my Science Fiction Story Fuel articles from the last couple of weeks. Let’s begin with:


I grew up reading Robert Heinlein and Isaac Asimov. Did you know Asimov wrote the Lucky Starr series of YA novels?

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Lucky Starr and the Moons of Jupiter cover

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The video shows the moon in great detail, rather like Heinlein’s book, Have Spacesuit, Will Travel, which I read in 2nd or 3rd grade.

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Have Space Suit–Will Travel cover

Heinlein’s cover art wasn’t too far from the final lunar excursion suit:

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The Apollo 11 space suit

The Next Science Fiction Story Fuel Link

Aside from the cool artistry, the facts behind the story are great: a rogue planet, 12.5 times larger than Jupiter, wandering between the stars. A rogue planet is one that doesn’t orbit a sun. A gaseous planet that large is the largest it can be and still be called a planet. At thirteen times the size of Jupiter, the gravitic pressure is great enough to begin fusion. Then the planet becomes a star, a brown dwarf, barely glowing.

Then we have this:

The commercialization of space travel is near and dear to my heart. Due to the influence of the libertarian Heinlein, I’ve always felt businesses had to get into space for the technology to really “take off”. Now it’s happening and we may see substantial progress over the next twenty years.

The last bit of science fiction story fuel is:

Every hard science fiction novel should push the current technology into the future. Each author has had good predictions:

Heinlein: waldos, robotic hands; social chaos beginning in the 90s; recreational space travel; commercialization of space technology.

Arthur C. Clarke: geosynchronous satellites; a space station docking with earth launched rockets

Isaac Asimov: statistics used to predict the future; interstellar spacecraft

What are your predictions for the future? If any come to pass, I’ll give you a free book!  Reply to the blog below, or email me here.

Second, you can enter my monthly drawing for a free book here.

Third, can simply buy one directly from me, or from Amazon.