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3 Free Books from Andy Zach’s Birthday

“Andy Zach’s Birthday? How old is he?”

Old enough not to talk about his age. But I will tell you how to get free gifts from me.

Andy Zach’s Birthday – The First Book Zombie Turkeys

Zombie Turkeys lead the way!

Andy reads excerpts from Zombie Turkeys

Here’s a scene from my unpublished graphics novel version of Zombie Turkeys:

Andy Zach's Birthday
The beginning . . .

“I’m impatient Andy! Tell me how to get free books!”

You can scroll down to the bottom or just click here.

Satisfied? If not, I can tell you other ways to get my books for free.

Andy Zach’s Birthday – The Second Book My Undead Mother-in-law

Imagine your mother-in-law and all your inlaws turned zombie. Then they invite you over for Valentine’s Day to celebrate the engagement of two zombies. What could possibly go wrong?

Andy Zach's Birthday
Valentine’s Day dinner with the zombie-in-laws

I read this excerpt for you here:

St. Valentine’s Day Zombie Massacre

Andy Zach’s Birthday – The Third Book Paranormal Privateers

“We’ve got zombie turkeys, zombie humans, what else do you have for us, Andy?”

How about zombies working on a luxury yacht as privateers under a letter of marque from President Trump? They’re sent to areas too sensitive for the US to meddle directly. Here’s the ship, the Resolute Too. That’s the undead mother-in-law on the prow.

Andy Zach's Birthday
The Loving Zombie Privateers
Curious? Check it out for free by clicking.

Andy Zach’s Birthday – 4 Ways to Free Books

  1. Simply win in either of my two monthly drawings. Enter here.
  2. Just pick up any book through Kindle Unlimited. Free ebooks, you know.
  3. Get your free audiobook through Audible. Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers are all free for your listening pleasure with your Audible subscription.
  4. Simply write a review on Amazon or Goodreads and I’ll send you an ebook of your choice. Contact me here and I’ll send you the ebook for a link to your review.

That’s it for today! I pick the free books tomorrow from my subscription list. Don’t miss out, get on the free book list.

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9 Great Links For You from author Andy Zach


9 Great Links For You: “Okay Andy,” you say. “Where are they?”


9 Great Links For You – The First

Here you go, the very first link. I laughed and laughed as I watched this. I remembered some scenes from my childhood, fifty years ago. Others I’ve never seen. Have you seen these scenes before? Let me know what you think in the comments or contact me. I’ve got a free ebook for the best comment.

9 Great Links For You – The Second

Elon Musk: Why I’m Building the Starship out of Stainless Steel

9 Great Links - SpaceX Test Starship
9 Great Links – SpaceX Test Starship

My dad had subscriptions to Popular Science and Popular Mechanics and I always read those magazines through the 60s and 70s. I was tickled to find this article in PM. It was so interesting! Do you think so?


9 Great Links For You – The Third

Did you know I like tea, as well as funny zombies? Check out my new video next, where I talk about both.

9 Great Links For You – The Fourth

I’ve played basketball since I was 18 and I’ve followed basketball since I was 13. Now I’m following a great college talent, Zion Williamson. Here’s the best video of him so far.

5 Minutes of Zion Williamson Highlights

9 Great Links For You – The Fifth

I meet a lot of great authors. One of them, Zachry Wheeler interviewed me. If you’ve followed this blog long or not, check it out and see if you learn something new.

Zeedub Bezzies: Travel, Tunes, and Zombie Turkeys with Andy Zach

by Zachry Wheeler | Jan 23, 2019 | Zeedub Bezzies

Zeedub Bezzies is an ongoing series where I showcase talented authors by goading them into random questioning. It’s good fun, a little weird, sometimes awkward, but always entertaining.

My my my, how to describe Andy Zach in simple and conventional terms. A nigh impossible task, but let’s try anyway for our own amusement. Peculiar? Yeah, but that’s par for the author course. Quirky? Most definitely, but that doesn’t paint the fullest of portraits. Delightfully bizarre in a preternatural Lemony Snicket kind of way? Mhmm, that’s about as close as we’re going to get. Andy found it most agreeable to participate in Zeedub Bezzies, so let’s find out more about him.

What were the inspirations for your stories?

Zombie Turkeys – frying a turkey and imagining it coming back to life.

More here.



9 Great Links For You – The Sixth

The next video is six minutes long and boring. It just shows a light pulse moving from the Earth to Mars and back. The awesome thing is, since it’s moving at the speed of light, it gives you a feel for the vast distance between Mars and the Earth, even at our closest approach.

How slow light moves between the Earth and Mars


9 Great Links For You – The Seventh

How about a new audiobook? I’ve got one! The link includes a free sample. Or, you can win one by entering here for my two monthly drawings.

9 Great Links
Now available in audiobook! Click for free sample.

You can also get Paranormal Privateers on Audible or iTunes.


9 Great Links For You – The Eighth

In case you didn’t realize, I love cruising YouTube looking for fun content. Here’s The Incredibles 2 re-edited into seven different genres.

The Incredibles 2 re-edited into 7 different genres


9 Great Links For You – The Ninth

How can I wind up this list? How about with a clip from one of the most iconic comedies of all time?

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6 Days of Christmas Left! Get Your Gift Now!

6 Days of Christmas Left – What do I mean? I mean I’ll give away six more ebooks. Join now to get yours! I have a drawing daily for new subscribers!

Just click on the next image:

6 Days of Christmas Left
The three ebooks I’m giving away. Which will you win?

6 Days of Christmas Left – How does this work?

Simple: One: Click and subscribe to my news letter and you’ll be entered into my drawing with all the new subscribers.

Two: If you want a free book for sure, then write a review of one of my books on Amazon or Goodreads. Then send me the review, and I’ll send you the ebook of your choice!

A third way of getting free books is to remain on my newsletter list. I have two drawings for free books every month. But first make sure you’ve subscribed.

6 Days of Christmas Left – 6 Fun Links

My first fun link, an interview of me by author JC Steel. I love this next interview! Let me know what you think in the comments below or send me an email.

Second Fun Link

Here you go! How would you even categorize this one? Let me know in your comments. As always, the best comment gets a free ebook! So start writing now.

Link 3 is . . .

Next we have story fuel for you writers out there! Write a story of any length on this image and get an ebook from me!

Behind Door Number 4

Then there are a lot of space-related links! Here’s one of them. What would you write on the back of this postcard from Mars, the next time you are there?

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, Andy Zach Linked to me,

A zombie virus cure! What’ll they think of next?

Don’t believe me? Then check out this preview of My Undead Mother-in-law.

Christmas Left

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, Andy Zach gave to me . . .

A previously unseen picture of Andy Zach!

Andy Thinking of Zombie Comedy