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Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day – Here’s How

Naturally, EVERYONE wants to Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother’s Day. But how, exactly?

To begin with, click here. Or you can click below:

What’s going on is a Zombie Turkeys giveaway for Mother’s Day. You click and subscribe to my newsletter and you get a free Zombie Turkeys ebook.

Here’s the back cover:

Give Zombie Turkeys
Click here to get your free Zombie Turkeys

Give Zombie Turkeys – But I’m Already a Subscriber!

You are? Great! Thanks a lot! If you don’t have a copy of Zombie Turkeys, just email me and I’ll send you an ebook. All I ask is for a review.

After you get it, you can send it to your mother (or mother-in-law) in time for Mother’s Day.

Give Zombie Turkeys – But I Want Another Book!

No problem! We’ve got lots of them for free for our giveaway. And you can win $25! Just click here or on the next image below.

But I Want to Give My Undead Mother-in-law!

Naturally! Who doesn’t? And you can give THAT free too!

Give Zombie Turkeys
Click to get your free copy!

This giveaway works the same way as my Zombie Turkeys giveaway: 

 

  1. You click on the link
  2. You subscribe to my newsletter
  3. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me and ask for a copy.
  4. I’ll send you a copy, but please write a review.

Get a Free Short Story – And Read it to Your Mom

Here’s a short story I’ve only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Now you can get it!

What’s this science fiction short story about? Here’s a hint:

“Um, Andy?”

“Yes, dear reader?”

“What does a hummingbird have to do with your story?”

“Read and find out!”

What’s Next? Andy Zach Sightings!

First one is May 19th in Springfield Illinois. Read below.

But June 7-9 is the BIG ONE.

The Tremont Turkey Festival! Three days of personal book signings and Zombie Turkeys performances by me!

Andy Zach performing with his Zombie Turkeys puppet.
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What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon?

What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon? Perhaps you never wondered. I’ll tell you my experience with QuadCon in Peoria.

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Here’s the start of the ComicCon experience

It all begins when I hear about a ComicCon, especially in my area of central Illinois, Peoria.

I go to the QuadCon website and find out how to get a table, how much it costs, and what the schedule is.

After buying the table and putting it on my agenda. I advertise it to my fans–like you.

By the way, if you want me to come to your area, contact me with the opportunity.

If it works out and I can come, I’ll give you a pick of my books!

The Life After Life Chronicles

Or you can pick my newest book, Secret Supers.

Secret Supers cover

The Day Before the ComicCon

I pack my books to sell–all of them. That’s four different books, about a hundred and fifty copies. Normally I keep them in the Amazon boxes they come in, but I pack about a hundred in my rolling suitcase, until I can barely lift it.

I pack up my posters and most importantly, my zombie turkey puppet.

Andy Zach acting out

You see, I read the first page of Zombie Turkeys and act it out with my puppet.

What’s the first page like?

The First Page of Zombie Turkeys

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Chapter 1 icon

Chapter 1


Bartonville

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He bred with
female after female in his flock without tiring. He stayed
awake through the night. He feared no predator.

Then a turkey hunter shot him.

The setting sun overlooked a crisp, clear evening in early
November. South of Bartonville, Illinois, a farmer had leased
his wood lot to two turkey hunters. Big and burly in their
bulky camouflaged outfits, they had just bagged one.

“Good shot, Pete!”

“He’s a big ‘un!”

Pete and Bob walked up to the tom turkey, bleeding on
the cold ground. The rest of the flock had scattered into the
woods. He had exceptionally good plumage and weighed
perhaps twenty pounds. Pete reached down and picked him
up by the neck.

“He weighs at least twenty-five pounds!”

Then the turkey’s eyes opened—and gleamed red. He
kicked with his spurs and pecked savagely at Pete’s arms and
eyes. Dozens of his hens attacked the men from behind.

“Gobble! Gobble!”

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He had no
memory of being shot, but a certain turkey satisfaction at
killing his killers. He also enjoyed pecking at their dead meat.
He had always liked frogs, but this meat tasted better. He led
his flock down the road, in search of more predators to eat.

I’ll do this ten to twenty times in an eight hour day.

Andy Reading Page 1 – and more

Andy Zach reading page 1 – and more

Here’s our table at QuadCon:

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Andy Zach and Tori at QuadCon

Finally, the End of the ComicCon

The convention ran out of gas by 4 pm and we all closed down. I packed up my books, took down my posters and went home.

Let me know if you have any questions about conventions. I have a goal of going to one a month this year. I’ve done three so far.

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First person to identify the character this cosplayer is portraying, gets a free ebook! Email me
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7 Science Stories – Which Are True? Tell me and win

7 Science Stories – Which Are True? Can you tell? If you can, you can get a free copy of my funny zombie book, Zombie Turkeys.

Let’s start with the first story!

Spooky? Ghostly particles? Have we stumbled into paranormal science here? Decide if this is real science or not and tell me in a comment or send me an email.

Then there’s this science story

Is this for real? If you’re wondering about who Terry Pratchett is, check out this video about the movie ‘The Color of Magic’ based upon Terry’s novel of that name. It’s the first among dozens of novels set in Disk World.

7 Science Stories – The Third

Is this a science fiction book cover? Or is it real? You decide and let me know.

7 Science Stories
Is this picture real?

Moving on to the fourth science story

R2-D2? Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, Star Wars.

You might have heard of Star Wars.

That’s a science fiction movie. Is the Air Force really using R2-D2? Or is this a hoax story? I need to know. You need to get this right to get your free book.

Oh, and Zombie Turkeys is also available for free as an audiobook.

7 Science Stories – The Fifth

This story is a combination of science and history. Or steampunk fiction? Did they really have AI in the 17th and 18th centuries. Reply to this post or
to me

Story Number 6 – Is This Real?

Are these science fiction ideas, or real science? Or are they exaggerated? Our news media would never exaggerate science, would they?
You tell me.

Now, the Last story

Can you really pop balloons with a laser? It’s on the internet, so it must be true! Just like the next video.

Did you get them all right? Contact me at [email protected] or right here with your answers. If you’re right, I’ll reply with a Zombie Turkeys ebook.